Wtf I hate my parents now

wtf I hate my parents now

>PETA
citation needed

>PETA

lol this is bs. i loved chicken as a kid and ended up with a 7inch dick at 5'8. its vegan propoganda cunts

>Tfw you woulda been 8 inch and 6 foot without all the estrogen

nah man my mum is 5'2 and dad isnt even 6ft lol. im lucky to be 5'8 and girls dont really care as much as youd think man, just focus on what u can change

>girls dont really care
The quality ones do, the shit ones dont ofc but its due to a lack of options on their end

Are you me? 5'8 too and 7inch dick too, loved chicken as a kid (still do), parents same height and everything
Did you hit puberty late too? I was 5'2 until 17 lol

>tfw parents ate only tofu and soy when I was in the womb.
>Now 7'0, 12*12 monster cock, and serve as a gay escort named 'Bear'.
Th-thanks mom and mom.

This is actually true. Chicken is extremely estrogenic and in pre puberty staged significant amounts can cause genitalia shrinking, while after puberty can cause gyno.

>nigger are supposed to have big dick
>they only eat chicken

Peta probably posted that on april fools but it was screencapped in another timezone

>5'8"

Naw mang, puberty never hit you.

im pretty high test so idc about girls looks or ratings anyway. a pussys a pussy, and unless ur trying to make a baby why would u care what they look like

lol yeh im the guy u replied to and i was like 5'3 until like 2 months after i turned 17 then i shot up.

>have no standards
>desperate

""""high test"""

go back to /r/cringeanarchy

Holy shit lol that's pretty cool, sup lost Veeky Forums twin brother
You'll NEVER know the satisfaction of going from 5'2 to 5'8. I've could had 5'6 and I would have been happy.
>he still thinks 5'7 to 5'11 is manlet
Bitch, you don't even know what being a true manlet is

It's true according to the studies. The reason behind this is that poultry is the most estrogenic food that you can eat, thereby increasing your estrogen which has negative effects on children.

I would be interested in studies comparing US and EU poultry, as here in the EU pumping poultry with hormones is illegal AFAIK.

lol bs i eat chicken twice per week nd my dik is 10x7

>Despite the accumulation of experimental data, the question of a possible direct effect of the increase in xenoestrogen levels in the environment on male fertility remains unanswered. With the exception of the report by Swan et al.(2005), studies using phytoestrogens or DES (Atanassova et al. 2000, Fielden et al. 2003) at low doses or at doses equivalent to human dietary exposure levels have reported no deleterious effect.

TLDR: Fuck if we know.

yeah hes right being picky is a female stuff, a true high test alpha with raw animal power is willing to fuck anything but you wouldnt know that

Gimme Gimmie, Chicken Tendies...

forgot to add 'faggot' at the end

>a true high test alpha with raw animal power is willing to fuck anything
I...im not sure this is a good thing desu senpai

I ate CHICKEN and SOY-MILK my whole life and I have GYNECOMASTIA...STILL I have a 6,2 inches dick

please be white at least i dont want to be twins with some chinko

I'm gonna spend my gbp on some tendies

Is white looking Latino with Italian decent food enough?

whoops
*descent
*good

yeh im maltese descent but i look white