How would you fix him?

get a better hair cut, grow a beard, get plastic surgery, attach bones in his skull to resemble that of a human, get his ears fixed, have his eyes surgically altered or wear contact lenses, fix brows, wear a wig or do something about that awful thin hairline, get a tan, wear some make up, train his neck, get jaw implants, veneers.

Not that hard, stop bein lazy you beta incels.

Lol he's not that ugly, it's mostly the hair. So he needs to see a stylist, lift some weights and either grow a beard or clean shave. The rest is down to his personality. If he's confident and funny then he's good to go. He LOOKS creepy but he might not be. I've met plenty of people who were super ugly and looked creepy but after a few mins when you realise they're super fun, confident and interesting they become way more attractive (true for both boys and girls).

Gandy needs to visit Gandy.

Is plastic surgery an option?

If not:

-Tan
-Haircut
-Tell him to never stop squinting so his eyes don't look fucking deformed
-Make him stick out his lower jaw
-Bulk and lift weights to fix his disgusting pencil neck
-Rub rogaine on his face if he can't grow a beard. He needs a beard and a mustache ASAP

Ideally plastic surgery and steroids.

>le having a tan makes you more attractive meme

Reminder these threads are pure cancer. OP stay in

starvation, forced labor

it does you pasty fuck

Lying to people and obfuscating the truth helps no one.

no it does not disqusting sandnigger

>no it does not
>posts someone with olive skin

1 rep of .45 ACP

Simple

get him to read the mystery method and tell him "jus bee urself bro"

>meme

>hair
>eyebrow
>tanned
>thicker neck

These 4 are all achievable naturally except his jawline.

if you put your hand over his defective chin he looks normie tier, so yeah, rhinoplasty no way around it

>ever doubting the incredible power of CONFIDENCE

>Tell him to never stop squinting so his eyes don't look fucking deformed
Honestly this isn't even bad advice

He is not even human, that fucker is clearly an alien. Read up on alien walking among us and stop being a sheep op, fuck this alien and his ugly face.

Strong local anesthesia, 2 hours, Lidocaine with 1:100,000 epinephrine locally to the scrotum.

One imch incision to centre of scrotum, just a little push so the testicle pops out, use the cauterization scalpel to cut the viens and vas. Repeat with other testicle. Stitch back up the incision.

Prescribe oxycodone for 1 week pain management and counsel pateint about the physiologic changes that will occur without testosterone.

Dude on the right should go back to /x/

It kills me how goofy lookin he looks.

>acne vs no acne

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Why is this so fun

Don't forget the cone around his head so he doesn't try biting at his stitches.

whats the story behind this pic..source?

This made my night

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Shave, haircut, get more sun for a tan and to clear up that acne.

Having pale basement dweller skin is a negative, especially on lanky fucks.

Those eyes aren't human

Legitimately a different lifestyle makes a massive difference to the way your face looks

Dude on right has a David Byrne look. He needs to put on a little bit of mass, but not much. He doesn't need to be ripped, just a little more built.

Get a better haircut and dress a little bit nicer and I'd hit it.

His face is pretty bad, no jaw, neck goes right into face smoothly, it looks awful.
He should really consider growing a beard, like, a full beard.
A haircut and a suntan would also go a long way, as many other anons have said.

THIS

>top kek