Most Veeky Forums animals

Jaguar is easily the most Veeky Forums animal.

>strong as fuck, can crush shells and skulls between its jaws
>top speeds of 50 mph
>apex predator, diet consists of only meat
>can swim, climb trees, and leap insane distances
>literally every inch of its body is muscle

oh and most importantly
>solitary animal, spends a majority of its life alone

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>Pic related goes to ur town and tries to kill ur dog, wat do?

Jaguars are cool and all, especially because they can carry their prey up a tree with ease, but Grizzlies are much better.

>4 feet at the shoulder
>9 feet standing up right
>males can reach up to 1400lbs
>top speed of 30mph
>Front claws about 2-4 inches
>Jaws can crush bowling balls

Polar bear could rape the shit out of any land mammal outside hippo, rhino, or elephant

punch his ass right in the face fucking square up fucknigga

>only eats 100% organic vegan food
>spends all day fucking and fighting
>would probably slap your girl's ass before destroying yours

>blue whale
>can reach over 200 tons
>consumes pure protein krill exclusively
>swims, which is the best low impact exercise for health-conscious lifters
best

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mountain climbers x f

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it may not be glorious, but that beetle is kinda swole

Polar bear can pull an orca out of the water so it's my first pick.
Bull shark also has highest test of all animals.

The eagle is the most amazing to me.

and the skulls of males are shaped differently to allow for their massive jaw muscles

marsupials can fuck right off. real Veeky Forums animals are placental

>Run Farther than any other animal by far
>live in literally every climate possible
>throw farther than any other animal
>throw more accurately than any other animal
>Digest next to anything

Human's are OP

Square Cube law makes a lot of these kinda less impressive.

Gorilla does impressive lifts at a good mass, true king of Veeky Forums

>mountain climbers x f
my sides are annihilated

H I P P O S

yea size and strength are cool but for me jaguars are still the best. Incredibly strong and fast while still crazy aesthetic.
Are there any animals that can compete?

rong

>Bigger arms than you.
>8% bodyfat.
>Women are known to let em smash.
>Bigger dick than most humans.
>More women have felt him than you.
>

Tigers are stronger, larger, and have a more elegant fur. In a battle royale between every animal on earth(assuming on land and no humans), the siberian tiger would win heftily defeating bears, gorillas, and other big cats.

There is no question about it. Aside from humans, the tiger is the most Veeky Forums animal.

stronger and larger but slower and worse at climbing. nice coat, but you can't see the intense muscles like you can on jaguars. for me it was a tossup between jaguars and tigers, but ultimately jaguars win out for me.
Big cats are the most badass animals on this planet.

The Liger says hello

who would win in a fight? a whale or a jaguar?

what a fatty

>stronger and larger but slower

>the bane of a stronglifter
>can carry 1000 times his bodyweight
>tiny and no visible muscles
>normies dont care how much you lift if you don't look ripped

hey man he's bulking for a meet

>Using bugs
Why not just mention a waterbear?

Actually it's bunnies
>Can run fast as fuck
>Spends most of their days resting
>Will drop alpha poop
>Has sex whenever it feels like
>Makes holes

pffft
get out of here fagboi

komodo dragons

>10 feet long
>bites are poisonous
>consumes manlets for breakfast

>wristlets

>Has sex whenever it feels like
Not true
Female rabbits are very selective when it comes to breeding, males however are much like humans and will dry hump anything even remotly fuckable

>chills all day
>fucks all day

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Enjoy your ""Veeky Forums"" animals, ahaha!

Damn straight deadass nigga aint got no business with your dog