ITT: times we felt alpha as fuck

ITT: times we felt alpha as fuck
>be 19 years old
>currently "making it"
>going out clubbing for bestfriends gf b'day
>her 22 year old brother and his gf is coming with a bunch of other friends
>gettotheclub.jpg
>take off jacket to start dancing
>reveal my fucking gains
>startdancing.png
>can't help noticing she keeps checking me out/slapping my ass
>thinking I must be autistic
>"s-shes just being friendly user"
>fuck this
>decidetomanup.mp3
>give her qt fuccboi eyebrow raise and leave to go sit down by myself
Cont.

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Fell for the b8.
Guys, don't give him (You)'s

faggot

OK.... Go on

cant take the risk

>sit down
>can see the brothers gf's head walking towards me
>what the fuck
>she sits down next to me
>"S-SHES JUST BEING NICE"
>before I can say anything autistic to her the brother comes over and literally sits right between us
>completesilence.mp4
>can hear qt bro gf huff and puff across the sofa
>she leaves
>"hey user can you stay away from qt3.14 gf?"
>tell him to fuck off
>walk away
>can see the gf at the bar with other girls right ahead
>slap her ass
>my best friends gf and her brother fucking hate me now hehe

Give me my fucking (You) I'm alpha now

Nice autism