How to Ulfrbreth war bear mode?

many hours a day at the forge, and a gallon of nord mead a day.

Pls be in whiterun

High elves are taller than Nords though

Why is everyon 5% bodyfat in skyrim?

No way we used the same mod that fucks up your character's eyes with shiny blue lights.

Did somebody say 5%?
CMON

That's more like 10%.

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no she's an imperial, adrianne avenicci, they are the ones with roman names

>not clicking on your character and using setnpcweight 100

>tanned imperials

low carb intake - high meat diet - intermittent fasting - manual labor - wrestling - pillaging

somebody stole all the sweetrolls

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Adrianne_Avenicci

Kekked and checked

>we wuz romans

I just made an autistic character while on the phone with my friend named chromokin

he just works the store tho, he doesn't smith desu

>veins in the delts and up to the triceps
yeah no

I fuck that guy's wife every single playthrough.

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because Bethesda didn't want to make many character models

Be a character from a video game

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My friend and I were bullshitting and thought that elder scrolls VI should be in skyrim again, and you play as pic related; chromokin, the son of the now legendary dovahkin who lives in skyrim still.

natty?

This is unironically my goal body, how do I achieve it?

some very potent digits today

Stop cutting your nails.

Be made by people whom don't know what physique is.

High elves are literal lanklets, for one, and two, their height is slightly skewed by their tall as shit heads. They're basically pic related

nothing will grow in the cold.

you're right, my bad.

>Did you know there are some fruits that actually grow better in the cold?

Pullups, OHP, Bench, Chest supported rows, hyperextensions, stomach vacuums. Never train legs.