How fukken big is his dong?

im just going off stretch and anal fissures that resulted from it. tall is generally better

because I see a lot of dicks at work every day.

big

cause we're all gay.

what do you do?

>no homo huh? gtfo

there are 7' nigger nba stars out there with 5" penis. There are 5'3 manlets with a dick as big as a coca cola bottle. There is no correlation just luck. Some win on the genetic lottery, some lose.

At the end of the day you better born rich because no height or dick size gonna save you from a mediocre miserable life if you are poor.

hmmm do i trust the dude who is guessing based off of how torn his asshole is

or the dude working in the medical field

tough choice

All these manlets really think theres no correlation between height and dick size lmfao.
Im 6'4.5", 9" cock
My brother on the other hand is 5'11" and hes a pathetic 5"
Fuckin manlets lmfao, get btfo again

You watch your mouth, my asshole is a great judge of character

the person in the medical field. the guy with the torn asshole is trolling for lulz

>All these lankets really think theres is correlation between height and dick size lmfao.
>Im 5'4.5", 10" cock
>My brother on the other hand is 6'6" and hes a pathetic 5"
>Fuckin lankets lmfao, get btfo again

nursing. see naked bodies all the time. currently taking care of a guy who is over 6 foot with a penis smaller than mine, and i'm a 5'3 asian.

Explain to me then why I'm 6'7 and have an asian dick? Everyone tells me "wow you dick must be 10inch long" and I can't answer anything other than "y-you too"

Being this butthurt, nice greentext revenge fuckin shortdick manlet pussy

>>Im 5'4.5", 10" cock
Said no one ever

im 5'8 and have a nice thick 7 incher, 2 of my friends are 6'2 and argue over their dick size and if 5.8123 inches can be rounded up to 6

Lol nice made up story

>tfw 5'5" and 7.4 inch dick with decent 5.8 inch girth
>get rejected and cucked by the 6'1 fat guy (happens more often than i'd like to admit)

I only lift to see how far I can go, now. It's a shame that I'll never get to use my dick. If you're a manlet and you're lifting for girls, you're gonna be severely disappointed, champ.

Tall and lifts > Tall and Skinnyfat > Average and lifts > Tall and fat > Average and skinnyfat >Average and fat > Manlet and lifts >>> Manlet and skinny fat > literal shit > Manlet and fat

do they measure their dicks with fucking calipers?

How are they getting such accurate cock measurements?

There are countless researches on height/dick size and they all come to the conclusion that there is no correlation

I desperately wish that were true

>tfw 6'5 and penis not to scale

I think you mean 5'7" m8

What does it matter? None of you autists are ever using your dongs outside of peeing and fapping anyway.

Just you wait and see! One of these days I'll find the balls to go meet a whore

care to explain this cock wisdom you have fucko

>6'3" tall 205lbs lean with 4,5"x4,2" dick
>girls always smirk whenever they see my dick
>once a qt told me "I tought you will be bigger"
>I told her "good things come in small packages"
>She looked me in the eye and said "sure sweetie"
>fucked her like a machine for an hour
>while I was fucking her missionary she sent messages on her phone with one hand.
>after the sex she said "I have to go."
>I said "I call you next day"
>she "ok"
>Next day I tried to call her and she didnt answer
>I sent her a message "whats up? are u free tonight?"
>a day later she sent a text back "I am rly busy in the next 2 weeks"
>I met her friends a few weeks later, I said hello to them but they were just giggling...
-fuck-
>gf of 8 months left me because "I dont pay enough attention to her"
>2 weeks later she had another bf, a fucking 5'9 manlet.
>few months later I met with the manlet in a nightclub
>I was really drunk
>I told him he is a lil ugly dwarf and he should live among the pygmy people
>he said "atleast I dont have a pencildick"
>I punched him in the face
>he tried to kick me and said "I fucked your gf in the ass and she went home to cuddle with you, she told me everything about you you babydick"
>1 min later the security threw me out
all girls end up cheating on me or worse, they dont even call me back... fuck this.

I'm pretty much in the same boat except i'm a kv. Too petrified to even try with any woman because how would they ever want a guy with a dick as small as mine? Oh well, at least i'll get to do whatever I want with my money all the time.

Tldr;
Manlet makes up story to defend his small dick syndrome

>Oh well, at least i'll get to do whatever I want with my money all the time.
then why care? money is the only important thing in this world. it makes you literally invincible, you are above all laws and you can do anything you want. Fuck hookers 24/7, snort cocaine and stop giving a fuck about the size of your dick.
money>...............................face>dick=height>fit

And with that money, user could probably get a facelift and a dick extension or whatever the fuck they call it. Sad thing about being a manlet though.

You realize the males in your family also likely have the same size right? You think this dick size bs has been around for just your lifetime?

Your ancestors couldn't afford to be a fucking NEET.

>falling for the manlet meme

I'm 5'7 and do well, my tall friends do well, and my shorter friends do well. We are all residents at a hospital though. That helps

Yeah because your dick is a bone.

i c u.

For some reason I think it's kinda hot when tall guys have small dicks desu

suck dicks

im 5'9
my dick is 6.2 inches
lel

5'9" dick is 7"

No its not unfortunately.

>tfw 6'5 with an average cock.
Why couldn't that part be as huge as the rest of me?

I'm a 5'8 manlet with a 7" dick.

Most pornstars are in a similar situation - Short or average height with a larger than average penis + camera tricks + small girl makes it look huge.

No one legitimately has a 12" cock. But manlets with 8" cocks make it seem that way because of proportions.

I've ducked enough cock to say that's completely untrue faggot

JD?

Why do you know your brothers dick size?

>penis is a limb

Guys, can you all shut the fuck up over dick size. Having a massive cock isn't all fun and games.

I'm 6'6" and have a 8"x5.8" cock.

My girlfriend can barely fit my cock into her mouth, and her "deepthroating" it only goes halfway down my cock and all that I feel are her teeth grinding on it. It's not pleasant in any way.

I am very fucking lucky to have found a gf who can accomodate me so well. Most guys who are around my size cannot shove their dick all of the way into a girl's pussy because it hurts the girl's cervix. My girl is fine with her cervix being hit. There are guys out there with massive cocks who have troubles in their relationships because of it.

I have fucked my gf, had to take longer to finish because she was too sore for me to fuck her very hard, and afterwards she ended up pissing blood. The whole next two days she felt like her fucking uteral wall had ripped.

Please stop making massive cocks out to be a great thing. Yes, they look impressive, yes girls are turned on by them, and yes there are girls out there that can be fucked by massive cocks just fine. But at the same time, for most girls, those massive cocks don't do well with them. They just bring pain to the girl and can fuck with a sexual relationship.

Turk?!

Can confirm this is accurate. I've had a number of girlfriends that never wanted to fuck more than 1-2 times a week because it hurt them too much. I would actually prefer to be half an inch shorter.
>inb4 cut some off
No.

My cock is average. 6 inches. Not gonna be pure magic or turn any girls on but the sex I have is great and I can use the power I got from cleans and swings in order to thrust hard and balls deep so my crotch slams into her clit, chicks seem to enjoy it

I'm 5'9" with a 6.2" dick. I'm pretty proud too.

>have extremely average dick (5.5" at most)
>juuuust long enough to tap my ex's cervix
>she'd get turned on and tell me to pound her hard, then five minutes later stop sex because she was cramping up
mfw

With that much gear it'd be shriveled as fuck

I'm your mom

Bob Kelso, nice to meet you

the dong doesn't shrivel just the balls

this desu.
>tfw no small dick lanklet bf to tease.

big guy

ITT: Everyone has a huge dick.

Now fuck off.

Newbie, don't talk to Kelso... He's evil

Proudmanlet?

found the retard LMAO

>5'11" medium build with 7x5 cock
>Above average but not too big either
>uncut because my parents weren't freaks who mutilate their children's genitals

Never had any complaints

do you suck everybody's dicks while you're at it or why have you seen everybody's erect dicks
also same sized dick looks much bigger on a manlet

40URY0U

you fucking fag

>uncut because my parents weren't freaks who mutilate their children's genitals

kek, go smuggle some cheese in your filthy skinflap goym.

Isn't penis size related to had size?
So 'd say around 6-7inchs and quite girthy

>cock one fifth of his height
lol what a sight

5'2" with a 6 inch dick. By your logic my dick should be like 3 inches.

>he tried to kick me and said "I fucked your gf in the ass and she went home to cuddle with you, she told me everything about you you babydick"
manlets may never learn but you got schooled by one.

I can honestly only imagine how she must feel when that guy is grunting on her

>my asshole is a great judge of character

That alpha mother fucker, i cant believe you made him use 10 percent of his power

his fingers are probably bigger than my dick

Holy shit look at that thumb what the fuck man

but this motherfucker is not just tall and lanky

This couldn't be more true, all the manlets are so mad lol.

Veeky Forums is the closeted homo board

Practice edging every day for dick gains lad
Also build your endurance
And, as the manlet suggested already, up your anal game
Never met a girl who doesn't like anal stimulation

Now I understand where all the manlet threads are born. Fucking lanklets and their dicklet complex

pencil dick? I'm 5'9 too with 7x4.8

Alright Dingdongs, we're here talking about dingdongs.

Yes, penis size varies at any height. Just like there are exceptions to any rule.

Yet, this HAS actually been studied.

What do people do when the research doesn't fit what they want to believe?

They let it slip in the memory hole. They try to ignore the evidence while bringing up anecdotes and making and insisting claims, with no actual science to bring it up, and they CLAIM it's never been studied.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11223678

^^^^

Study of a random group of 3,300 young men aged 17-19 years and free from endocrine disorders and from congenital or acquired abnormalities of the penis.

Mean normal healthy cocks.

CONCLUSIONS:
Since penile length and circumference correlate with anthropometric parameters such as weight and height, we suggest to consider themselves as two bodily measures which display a wide extent of normal variability along the general population

Sorry guys, the Trend is that taller guys do have bigger dicks.

Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, but exceptions to a pattern does NOT mean the pattern doesn't exist.

There is a good chance that Hafthor's dick is proportional to his height. Mean, bigger than average. Probably not a world record or anything crazy, but considering he has a long Torso, big internal organs,I would expect him to have big external organs to match. He also comes from a country that doesn't circumcise, so I would expect him to have a foreskin too.

Betting on anything else would be expecting an exception to the rule, with no real reason to.

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Judging by the lack of bulge not very big.

ITT: manlets get butthurt as fuck about their tiny dicks

That could also be due to the depth of his thighs being there are like 40" around.

White guys tend to be growers. I pack a mean 8.5 and my bulge ain't shit.

>what is shrinkage, shower/grower
Who gives a shit about soft size?

>mfw manlet with 7" dick
Lanklets usually look like dicklets because their dick size doesnt correlate with their height, usually makes them look tiny with the reverse being true for manlets

7'2" Olivier Richters

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