Things you can say about your workout, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your workout, but not your girlfriend

You're the highlight of my day.

It went well.

I have one

You fill my organ with blood.

I can bang you out for 3 hours.

In and out as fast as possible but it still takes at least an hour

i feel good after finishing

When I'm in it my movements have depth

I have to make it heavier

I actually do it.

Chard and Jamal enjoyed doing it over the weekend

I enjoy doing it

The gym is s long term commitment

I look forward to seeing the gym

I clean up after I finish

I can handle this deadlift

I think about it when she I'm not there

*i think about it when I'm not there

I love you

Sometimes I change up my routine

I look forward to doing it six days a week.

This

I'm sad when I miss it.

It helps my self-esteem

I sometimes do it together with my friends.

I like telling people how heavy it is.

It exists.

I am never bored with you

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!

This

I lift heavy

You give me so much pleasure.

It's not very heavy.

>The weights are real

user....

Rewarding and predictable.

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.

too much volume

Lisa I fucked your sister

-Time to increase the weight
-Didn't feel as heavy as it looked

actually exists

it's something i do regularly

I'm glad all my friends are doing it.

It will always be there.

stop it..
>get gf
>"its too early for us to have sex"
>1 week passes, still 0
>break up with her, continue nofap and spend every day at the gym....

I hit a perfect snatch last time.

HIYO!
BAM

>not dominating your woman like the alpha male you SHOULD be.

never gonna make it senpai desu senpai

Everyone admires a 315lb Snatch

It lasts longer than 10 mins, not including warmup.

Lmao nice one

Im looking forward to it

it's not annoying at all

I love (her) to clean and jerk

If things continue like they are going, I'll have a pair of great traps in no time.

LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY!

Cleaning is a primary focus right now.