This fat ugly girl probably never gets laid...

>This fat ugly girl probably never gets laid, surely I wont get an STI from this disgusting and pathetic union of our bodies

Any other bros fall for this meme?

got a blowjob from a hideous ugly fat chick
Taught to myself there's no way this girl is going to give me a std she may be ugly but it's better than using my hand let me just go for it
got herpes

its the fat ugly girls that slut it up the most since there's no shortage of betas like yourself willing to fuck them

I don't think it's necessarily a beta thing. Lots of perceived alphas fuck ugly fat chicks now and then. Please don't belittle me brah

Sigh... yes.

>Only hot chick I've ever slept with
>9/10 in town for volleyball tournament my lucky stars aligned.
>Figure idc if she's super slutski, worth the risk
Turns out, first guy she's slept with since her boyfriend of 3 years she left over a year before.

>Be desperate as fuck
>Drinking with friends
>Gross desert hoochie outcast I remember from high school
>Literally never seen her even kiss a dude
>Whatever, go for it
>Can't have slept with enough dudes for the statistics to equal danger
>Being this naive
Luckily it was just a scary UTI, 1 Z-Pack and I was good 5 days later.

Low hanging fruit is such a troll

how do I avoid STDs brahs, I've only been with one girl

Do you honestly throw on a condom every time a girl is going to blow you? Do you avoid going down on any girl until you trade std papers or something.

I mean I had an HPV shot so unless shit smells or looks weird giving oral is gonna be very low risk. Receiving oral sex also comes with negligible risk.

lmao I thought I got HIV from this one liberal chick I banged raw. I was so scared for a month but both tests were negative. top kek never doing that shit again.

everyone has herpes user
they refuse to test people for it unless you pester them

Getting an std from sex is a true fear

Getting one from receiving oral is like shark-attack tier. You have to be putting yourself in the "ocean" and still be an unlucky son of a gun.

I wear a condom every time I get blown. I'm paranoid about STDs brahs. I hit up hookers who do "massages" on Backpage every now and then but I just get a handjob

>paying to get a handjob
>not just doing it yourself

you keep telling yourself that you fat ugly beta piece of shit

If she had horrible dental hygiene and her gums bleed on your dick you gonna get fucked up.

>trade sti papers

you're gonna make it brah

I'm not fat at all and I think I'm fairly attractive. So yes, I'll keep telling myself that

i knew someone who got antibiotic resistant gonarhea in their throat

shit's fucked can't be treated

HIV doesnt have a look or a smell

i only get blowjobs from prostitutes what is my risk

That's why I plug the holes on my penis before having sex. It's impossible to get an STD by closing them because then there isn't anywhere open for the disease to spread.

Its small as fuck.
Ive been blown by 20+ hookers that have ranged from streetwalkers to some high class escorts and have never tested positive for anything.
Though ymmv

It also doesn't have a high likelyhood of being transferred via oral sex and the infection rate as is for heterosexuals is extremely low in developed nations. Plus it'll be curable in 10 years anyway.

ok, just be careful not to bite yourself when your having a post cunt fish finger sandwich

they've been saying it'll be curable in 10 years ever since it was discovered