How to spot /fitizens in the gym

We could do it with multiple options per day, like Monday red or blue, Tuesday black or white...
That way fitizens with fewer shirt colors would not have to go buy rainbow clothes. Plus it would be a more subtle shibboleth.

>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy

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>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy
Eternal keks

The fitizen is the guy you put it in the ass after workout

Thanks for the keks user, never change

alright alright its pretty fucking retarded but it has to be something unique enough that it doesn't just happen in normal conversation. it can't be like "how's the weather" or some shit

yes, this is a good idea because i don't have any red/yellow/blue/green shirts i can wear to the gym. lets do something like this:

M - white or red
Tu - black or yellow
W - black or green
Th - white or pink
F - white or orange
Sa - black or blue
Su - white or pink

that way you can either wear a colourful shirt or a plain shirt. to be sure they're a Veeky Forumsizen, observe them for 2 or 3 days at least and see if they follow the pattern and check to see if they're curling in the squat rack. then you can go in for the kill with the bait and switch we'll come up with

Liking this buddy. But maybe the conversation starts by asking for a spot then

>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy

forgot to add, not necessarily those colours; we're still just trying to work out a system and the details are arbitrary at this point

yes, this is good. feel free to come up with a less sperg conversation starter

Not

>That was bananas

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its fucking 4 am and I'm trying not to wake my parents up cunt. god sakes lmao

1. Ask for spot
2. Spotter says are you feeling fit today buddy
3. Then say I am feeling lucky today might get a PR

This conversation along with shirt colors that match is how we identify /fitizens at the gym.

it's autistic and obscure enough to work

I wrote "Veeky Forums" on my lifting belt with whiteout like pic related. Pls approach me when you see it.

>"yeh i'm just a lucky guy"

yeah, I'm just a lucky guy : )

How autistic is this because its actually a good idea.

>implying we can't just be on the lookout for pic related

Ok, so currently somewhere between 2 and 16 people somewhere in the world are prepared to coordinate tee shirts. Do we know if there's a dense enough fit population for this to work even if we got everyone on fit doing it?
Not that it isn't delightfully autistic.

It's not as autistic as the t-shirts scheme. I'm counting that against it.

i'm gonna use this everywhere now
you faggots better respond correctly

We are going to need daily posts to spread the word about this /fitizen meeting scheme.

I guess you could write other stuff too.
#sips
SQUATZ'N'OATZ
>tfw nogf

>muh seecrit club
this is autistic as fuck

I'd probably respond with "I guess I'm just a lucky guy." even if I hadn't been to this thread, so it may not work.

actually I'd rather not attract racist autists on the daily so maybe it's a terrible idea.

Squatz'n'oatz
and
>tfwnogf would actually be pretty funny

So we will only be able to meet /fitizens that can afford or even want to wear lifting belts?

basicly if you're big enough to justify a belt I think it wouldnt look so ridiculous with a meme drawn on your belt.

why the fuck would you want to meet any of these autists in real life.

god i love this site

Other autists are who I feel most comfortable with user.

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Just carry around an empty white monster can and leave it in your bags cup holder pocket. Password is sipz

Reminds me of the SomethingAwful equivalent

"Do you have stairs in your house?"

"I am protected"

If it works, I spotted a dude and during banter between sets he said he had just started and didn't know what to do. After his last set I said something like "You'll be fine, just read the sticky" and he laughed did an obviously stuttered "y-you too".

alright so the next logical step would be for someone to fire up ms paint and make an infographic explaining this autistic shit (shirts and the conversation starter). i would do it but im currently not at home...

Smells like Reddit in here

Fucking Christ. You know what, I'm actually going to do this. Who from Miami in this bitch just to give me some hope?

A-anyone in London?

Will you guys be on the lookout in other workout places?
Weightlifting bores me to no end but I'll be on the lookout for fitizens at the pool.

You don't want to meet people from Veeky Forums.

but the gym is full of people in black shirts

661?

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Never fucking change dude. You are going straight to new year's comic

Just look for the guy training by himself in a hoodie avoiding making eye contact with any of the women in the gym and muttering something about "mirin" to himself.

>feelin fit buddy?
>yea I'm just a lucky guy.

Tremendous kek

I just tried this with a guy wearing a blue shirt in my gym, and now we're going for a coffee, no homo. Did I do something wrong Veeky Forums?

>colored shirts

Please fuck off. People will surely wear these colors at random. Personally I only wear black or red to the gym because those are the only colors I own. So go fuck yourself.

Here are some real methods to spot fellow Veeky Forumsizens at the gym:

>wink in his direction
If he winks back he's Veeky Forumsizen

>spontaneously spot him/her doing bent over rows
If he says "th-thanks" then it's Veeky Forumsizen

>tell him you have spoke to reception about merging both of your memberships

>ask him to check your bicep insertions by counting how many fingers he can fit inbetween the gap from your elbow

>tell him about that feel when girls won't go out with you if your bicep insertion gap isn't bigger than the width of her ex's penis

No, you did everything right by Veeky Forums's standards

>girls won't go out with you if your bicep insertion gap isn't bigger than the width of her ex's penis

Everyone is going to try this and be disappointed

>feelin fit buddy
>y-you too
>that went bananas

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Did you fuck him?

You're a big guy

why don't we just go for a sticker planted on a Water bottle. Doesn't require almost any preparation and doesn't cause any autistic mis understandings. anyone can wear a red shirt on tuesday but how many fags have randomly chosen the same sticker as fit. It should be something readily awaible all over the world such as pokemon or Some shit like thats.

The misc has had their system perfected for years now.

Only reason I'm here and not there is because of lifetime ban

Just look for the manlet deadlifting 1plate and avoiding eye contact

Somebody screencap this please

Sharpie or whiteout "Veeky Forums" on any article if yuh wanna be boring.

I met a guy from fit
He kept spewing memes for 1.5 hours, like nonstop this kid was like 22 and kept saying lightweight baby and im fucking zyzz brah the whole time. I still see him occasionally and he always does the zyzz pose

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I go around leaving pic related on every machine i use

Holy shit this is just autistic enough to go in the New Years comic...

Please include me in the screencap

What app you using Dude
Id write "Veeky Forums" on my water bottle

>Saturday pink
I'm no a fucking faggit
>inb4 pink is a manly color
Shut the fuck up that is literally the only thing betas say

>"feelin fit buddy?"

How about
>"hey pal, can I suck your cock?"
>"sure, I'm swallowing cum as we speak"
to reference the fact that everyone on this site is a goddamn faggot that makes posts like (You)rs

>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy (reference to this site's 4 leaf clover)

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>not liking pink
Not going to make it

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I should be used to such levels of autism by now, but I am not

time for serious replies.

this wouldn't work, you'd want a sign that does not require you to talk to people with the chance that they'll just look at you weird. even the clothing was a better idea.

LIGHTWEIGHT BABBYYYYYY !!!

can anyone make a comic?

I'm pretty sure there's at least a few of you autists at my gym.
>Monster can on top of the lockers when sip posting was a thing
>Multiple other autistic retards doing SS style routines
>I know at least one of those guys was listening to Call Me Maybe
>Guys who wrinkle their noses in disgust when they see somebody mixing protein powder and water

The weird part is, my gym is mostly normies. There are just a few of us ghosting around.

I almost always wear old, 2nd hand grey shirts at the gym.

Get on my level plebs.

r u me?

"Hey, wanna go out for some yum beers?"

Or maybe beers will trigger non-alcohol weirdos. What about bacon? Everybody loves bacon. Oh, hey, what's a cool animal? Oh! Narwhals are cool!

Hey, I've got it guys. Why don't we ask "When does the narwhal bacon?"

The answer can be "at midnight", since that's pretty much the coolest time every.

Anybody in?

Carry around a gallon of milk with you. Say that you still need a few macros for the day, if anyone asks

>DAE gym, haha right guys?

Looks like Veeky Forums is gonna go the way of /r/fitness.

Probably. I'm pretty generic.

Jesus fuck this is autistic.

Just take a marker, and write "Veeky Forums" on your water bottle. If somebody from here is looking, they'll see it and know what it means. If a normie sees it, then whip out the "oh, I'm aiming to get fit, haha. I thought I'd write it on there as a reminder!"

You guys are really overthinking this. Takes about 3 seconds.

Can we get this stickied?

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I've met 4channers twice in real life; I wouldn't want to meet them again.

First one I met was at work, he saw me looking at a Veeky Forums thread on my laptop. (He shouldn't of been able to see my shit but he snuck up).

He told me he and his girlfriend go on Veeky Forums alot; and then he told me he was hentai and finally he told me they were into loli hentai porn. I don't remember the exact conversation but he was talking about weird fetishes and his philosophy of being a troll etc; I didn't like him and started ignoring him.

Second guy was at work and always posted memespeak on facebook; "real human bean" and such in his statuses. He didn't know I visited Veeky Forums but I saw him mention it was a few times on his facebook; he was a weirdo too.

>feeling fit buddy?
>yeh im just a lucky guy
>y- you too