/Fraud/ Steroid General

im not obese tho? i weigh 146
i just want to have massivley huge muscular ass and thighs. is that such a sin.

>wanting to build muscle as fast as a man is bad.

This
Asking for advice on fit is pointless, you'll get one guy giving you solid advice followed by 10 shit posters wanting to ruin your life for shots n giggle
>saw an entire thread convince a 17 year old kid to cycle tren, dbol,test, and clen for 20 weeks for his first cycle....

>146
>female
>doesn't lift/0 muscle mass
>"not obese"

You are an absolute fucking joke

With such little willpower and such little determination you will stop lifting 100% in weeks.

Maybe a week.

Doesn't it make fucking sense to lift for a week, see if your (dumb) (fat) (lazy) ass can stick with it, then start swallowing LITERAL MALE HORMONES?

Idk If I'm even being trolled or what, the idea of a woman actually taking fucking male hormones who doesn't even lift is gonna make me have an anseryusm

Go ahead, take the var. I hope you fucking swallow way too much var same way you swallow way too much butter and lard and your liver shuts down.

Reddit/sst to get the var. Go. Buy it. Use it.

OP if you wanna lose weight fast just jump on Clen, 20mcg for 2 weeks then bump up another 20mcg every 2 weeks, clen has a solid energy boost, think of it like bumping a line of coke, if you don't find yourself hitting the gym with that then anabolic aren't for you.
Ps. Clen isn't an anabolic so you won't nuke your system

>making up scenarios in your head.
been lifting for 2 years now.

getting this mad at a female AAS noob while MALE skeles in fraud threads start cycling at 120 lbs
kek

Can't compare male skellys to females, once you start pumping test into a female system shit can go real bad if you aren't smart about it
Male skellys just bloat up from misuse of test
Femanons go full landwhale

My ex has been on for about a week. No real noticeable gains yet. Just a really solid pump for her.

thats why i was asking if any experienced female users can advice. im not even asking for sources. just want some tips besides the usual male TEST e 500mg pct nolva! advice.

if i need to cut to zyzz mode body fat mode before var cause im assuming the bloat is bad thats fine im in no hurry to go buy it soon.

MORE GAINS, MORE SHREDS WHILE ROCKING THAT JADEN SMITH AND SIDE POSE

DYELS ARE MAD WHEN THEY SEE THE BOSS. WHEN THE BOSS ARRIVES EVERYONE MAD

At least he looks ASTHETIC as fuck now on gear.

When you hit your final form, you will look like SHIT. ROIDING TO LOOK LIKE SHIT.

I'm not about to talk loads of shit to someone that has a good physique when I look like I do so don't try to bait me there.

DESU, you look like shit just like me, so you probably shouldn't talk shit about people with good physiques.... no?

I know I said stuff about catpiss but he is dyel and fat and I am dyel and fat so it's the same fucking ballpark even if he does look much much better than me.

Just stop and think about what you are planning to do.

You are planning to take male hormones that are BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH so you can

>Look unattractive.

When your GOAL IS ASTHETICS.

WHY? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

IF YOU WERE AT LEAST A POWERLIFTER AND INTERESTED IN STATS I COULD UNDERSTAND IT.

Sigh, autism?

Eh ignore them. Alex is a skinny fat faggot anyways.

im actually the husband im trying to get my wife thicc mode and shes willing. shes pretty determined tho i wouldnt buy it for her unless i knew she was.

this coming from someone who eats a pound of chicken a day while he crys and cry like a babbby if i get only 7 hours of sleep. i was pretending to be female for neckbeard help thanks guys.

That doesn't invalidate anything I fucking said

>ignore the one senseable person
>take the anavar
>no plans to compete
>no plans to look asthetic
>take the anavar

OK.

Can you explain to me why use gear if you DONT WANT TO LOOK ASTHETIC and DONT WANT TO COMPETE and also DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFTS?

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

Kek calling out autism with your weeabo shit, what's wrong with a chick doing clen to get a solid starting figure going, my chick did it and she went from 140 to 95 in under a month

to be as big as possible? to be the ultimate bear mode?
>lifting to look good.

Damn dude, looking great

Your hair looks fucking solid. Like it literally looks like a solid block. Mirin

Damn mast, every time you post a new photo, I don't know if I should be mirrin the gigantic wall of hair or the physique

I swear your hair is getting bigger and bigger and bigger in every photo.

Final form?

>bear mode

Why when you can look like this instead? Bear mode seems like a code for 'I don't want to cut'

Thanks mister.

I told you guys. PSO + SAW+ keto shampoo. I am not kidding. My hair is fucking thick like a fucking block

But you faggots never listen to my advice. "No diet is bullshit, no saw + pso is a meme, you're retarded you're meme" But in the meanwhile I am rocking that Elvis presley hair while showing them crazy gains.

Soon i will have a Mohammed beard also. Starting minoxidil beard treatment soon. Ordered a 6 month supply. NOBODY GONNA STOP ME NOW

Normally i don't post a picture with a pump. This one is one with a pump. Still the same gains, i didn't bulked up yet. I planned my first blast next year.

Final form is like the final hit of heroin. There is none. I will die by the gains.

Get gains or try to be yourself

Told a hook-up I came across a friend's porn. They wanted to know you're porn name so they could look you up.

Thier comments were ridiculously harsh. Lol

Mirin.

Top fucking kek your wife is in such bad shape that the pajeet cow you posted would be an improvement?

AAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

NICE LIFE

NEVERMIND ANAVAR YOU NEED A DIVORCE, SHIT MAN, FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH

im doin that saw/pso right now. What dose were u doin? 3000mg pso? saw?

I think u look better without a beard desu.

> black slave cleaned my desk while I was at work
> organized all my shit in boxes and baggies
> junk/IRS/collector mail in one among other shit I don't read
> electronic components in another
> HCG boxes and medications in another
> drugs and raw steroids in another
> sterilized my steroid lab which I haven't gotten to doing yet and made lots of room for it
> she was mainly afraid that I'd be mad that she messed with my shit

Still, quad injecting in front of your girlfriend is a one-way ticket to PIP city. Have to train her to do gluteal injections.

From his previous post:

I take 3x(1000mg each) PSO spread over the day
&
I take 5x(450mg each)Saw palmetto spread over the day.

It takes a long time to see the effects, 12 weeks probably.

Nice man, can't wait to see you with a beard.

Careful with minox though. I know you have good genes but some people say that using minox ages their face due to reduced collagen production.

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15908192
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1546087

There are tons of forum posts online talking about this effect if you search "minoxidil/rogaine collagen" or "minoxodil/rogaine aging"

But these might be poor responders

You got no beard growth on mast? I thought it would have very heavy androgenic effects like beard growth and hair loss

shes in pretty good shape and shes pretty hot actually. i lift more than you anyway most likely. why are you so angry my man

Nice trips.
Ever post slave pics?

i like strongman bodys and the retarded amounts they lift.
im natty tho. ill prlly be natty forever if not a while longer almost out of mid twenties then i might consider it.

I gotta get me one o them. But Asian.
Got damn mast, you're looking pretty fucking swole.
How tall are you, out of curiosity?

>being proud of being stronger than a skinny fat

lol

Next you'll be proud of being in better shape than me

>shes in pretty good shape and shes pretty hot actually

W/E it's opinion I guess, I like them /thinn/

> why are you so angry my man

Because the stupidity of a person, like I said, using gear for that purpose.

But now that I realize it's you, not your wife, I'm not even angry anymore.

Reason being, for her to read my clear and logical points on why she shouldn't use var, and reject them, was just such a gigantic idiociy it actually angered me how stupid it was

But you? Well it's not your body, your health, you simply just don't care. You want your bitch to lose weight. Not your body, not your liver.

Now I at least understand what's going on here, and it makes sense.

When I don't understand things, they anger me. Now that I get it, it's OK.

What peek is saying.

How do you know? You never seen me with a beard.

I know right, but i am only applying it on the beard spot. When i notice those effects i will stop of course. Maybe applying some collagen crèmes

With mast it grows very fast, but not only places where it doesn't grow. You know those ugly patches.

I lowered the dose to 40mg mast-e recently. Still have the same body hair growth. It's crazy

thanks breh

6'

>skinny fat
>trips
For what purpose?

I dunno, just think ur smooth face is damn fine beard might take away from it.

thxbb

Measured your arms lately? They legit look bigger then your head.

I'm super jelly.

...

is this your first time you see masT lmao

Yep :) How goes the TRT hunt?

Had an appointment with the TRT doc today - looks like he's only comfortable keeping me on HCG and wants to try and control my cortisol levels with herbal meds and magnesium. Smh

Although I will admit supplementing B1 to control histamine breakdown improved my sleep a lot!

Wrestling with the options of sticking with his ideas (another 6-8 weeks of natty meme) or self-administering TRT.

Just don't want to have to come off like you did because of travel and shit... Wish we had cool docs/steroid laws like some of these European people have lol

No. Lol
I'm just wondering how many inches my twigs need to be mast-sized.

who are you

he was once said

>I WANT 20 INCH GUNS SO BAD

and his arms are too big to be 18"inches

so i'd estimate around 19 inches

I only post exes as a rule, m8. Did you know that 4% of all people are supposedly revenge-porn victims?

Honestly I don't really do the 'taking pics of gf' thing. Never have but losing my phone to severe condensation 3 months ago certainly didn't help. Beyond that, for what purpose, most recent ex is an instagram celebrity and bragging about her gargling my balls publically will only bring shame, more doubt, and possibly a lawsuit. Give shit to you guys and one asshole will inevitably backtrace it.

Further more, I'm a narcoleptic alcoholic. I pass out or start sleep-walking/driving often and the black slave goes through my shit routinely. She, apparently, is rather open minded and has ignored most of it but still... has a great knack about finding my most inconvenient comments. I've actually recently driven through a crowded street in a rental car while asleep and didn't manage to kill any niggers that expect cars to stop for them.

Point is, I'm not posting shit. I don't want this bitch to stab me. If you dated a black woman you'd understand.

Asian bitches are too attractive, m8. If you want relative peace of mind, you have to trade off somewhere. Black girls are trained to love the BWC. Basically I get 24 hours of peace [non-stacking] everytime I give the black slave the BWC. If she doesn't get the dick at least every 24 hours, there's trouble. I don't personally believe in the 'BBC myth', but if niggers have anything it's length. My 99.9% Northwestern European ass has girth, soda can dick basically, and that's what truly matters.

>Lifting 2-3 years
>2 or 3
Not sure where the year went faggot?

I just wanna make sure that is true. Never had a fully grown beard, because of shitty beard genetics. I just wanna know how it feels to have a full beard. If it looks shit, i can always shave it off.

Just like i wanna know how it feels to be huge. Until now i have no regrets of it.

It's probably because of the pump. There are actually smaller than before my bulk. I measured them cold and they were smaller. I couldn't sleep that day when i found out. Made me really depressed

Post ex

No nudrs just pics from Instagram

post body

One of my friends that's a girl just got messaged on twitter asking for her sweaty socks for $500. What's the reddits where they sell things like this?

> Made me really depressed

>mfw thinking of you hurting

Anyways I'm gonna pitch in and say that you have a nice jawline, and that a beard will hide it, so that's a negative.

You also have a cleft chin.

I haven't seen you with beard, but simply based on the structure of your face (no homo, very nice) it won't do you any good.

If anything, some light stubble or fifve o clock shadow will accentuate the jawline without hiding it.

I think this is ideal for the structure of your face.

Beards are ideal for men that are looking to hide their lack of a chin and lack of a jaw.

If you have a nice chin and jaw, you are only hurting yourself with the beard.

Some guys, like Bimbo, have nice jaws, but they want to hide it with a beard anyways- it's silly IMO.

But I guess he makes a living off his appearance, he knows better than I do, I won't try to debate him, I just don't think it's advisable.

pic related

> no nudes just help me backtrace

Nah.

Can't say my ass currently lives up to what I've previously posted. When it does or exceeds, I promise I will, but likely have to get over this alcoholism first.

Don't start drinking guys, It's far more addictive than crack in my experience. Really, just stick to amphetamines and draw the line.

>I couldn't sleep that day when i found out.
lol I know that feel.

Girls are lucky. I can only sell mine at $50.

Yeah that's my plan. I want something like this, maybe a bit less.

It's best to not measure something when you're cutting. That's why i never a foot on a scale when I am cutting.

It's the worst thing you can do. Just go by the mirror

What'd they say?

I got this mall job but it's way more work than I wanted. I walked into GNC just browsing and casually asked a dude if they were hiring.

Turns out he's the DM and was like "yes we're totally hiring. He's my card with my email, send a resume and make sure you apply online. I'll have the manager here bring you in Friday".

So I guess I'll work at GNC.

How's everything going for you at work?

I think I will be more diligent in trading stocks next year. I do not want to work forever. It makes you alpha in some ways but it also can be bad for your own personal creativity after too long.

Maybe I just need a vacation.

Hey guys, thinking about starting my first cycle. Im a nurse so i do know a thing or two about the humam body.
Current stats:
>Lifting 5 months
>21%
>26
Lifts:
bench 165
Squat 225
Deadlift 295
OHP: 95
Was gonna do a deca test dbol cycle to start strong. Opinions?
Thanks

what with you mentioning that i want her to lose weight? sure i guess? maybe 5 pounds. but what i want is that thick muscular booty and leggs. trying to create a high test horse legg girl here. dont really them them thinn and her role models usually have big donks. the kardashian... etc. i know its normie as fuck.

Yeah. it's exciting as fuck watching those numbers go up though.
>206.6 baby!

I can't remember all of it. Something like:
>Ew, he's got a tiny baby penis
and
>Ew, he's slightly ginger.
>I hate gingers.
>Did you know they're all crazy inbred?

It was pretty comical actually.

>Asian bitches are too attractive
wut

>So I guess I'll work at GNC.
You're going to push a whole lot of snake oil. lol

Test only 1st cycle is the most popular recommendation.

You are fairly fat and probably underestimating your body fat levels. If you can jump on a low dose and cut then you will have to worry less about estrogen sides at high doses of test.

Check out the reddit wiki on steroids for most of the basic questions.

You would benefit from lifting longer natty. Teaches you about proper form, avoiding injury, importance of diet, etc.

>Opinions?
Lift and probably cut for another 7 months.
Then just test+dbol. Three compounds is too many for a first time, it makes it harder to know what do do when you get side effects, since you don't know what compound is causing what.

I don't know about too, attractive, but they're pretty great. Asian girls, (and twinks lol) are all about taking care of their man.

Pretty good at the moment. I can't complain.

What kind of work do you do then? Ideally i just want to be roid and big, i don't care much about something else. Work is just giving me money to eat and roid.

Just 1,5 week left before my vacation arrives. Worked for 5 months straight without a vacation. Life's though. Don't you have some freedom at the holidays?

There are only two kind of numbers that need to go up; your balance and weight

What are your plans now? More mass? More shredds? You were now on test only not?

>maybe a little less

I'd say a little less would be best.

I actually have a shaver thing, I just put the lowest attachment on, and shave with it.

One of these.

In all honesty, it's mostly out of laziness, but it does leave you with a perfect amount of stubble and totally even, with no hassle.

So even if you're not lazy, use it, don't need to think, or even shave, just take 30 seconds to use it.

I actually have a hard time getting motivated about anything to do with my physical appearance other than mastic chewing and lifting, and basic oral hygeine. Dunno why.

I'm rocking this nice neckbeard atm because I'm too lazy to use the clippers daily.

But you seem to put a lot of effort in it, and it shows. No homo.

I would try to shill you on mastic chewing but your jaw looks pretty big, not sure if genetics or chewing but point is I'm not sure it would be an improvement or make you look comical to do more.

But that shit works. Big time. My jaw got bigger just from normal gum, before mastic.

I work in a law firm.

I have a LOT of freedom. No immediate boss. Just have to make sure the work gets done. However, with any routine it can become stale and your mind starts to shrink to meet the minimum.

You start thinking "I am doing great at work, what need is there to be interested about other things?" Now that I know what is happening I have to try and fix it.

I make a lot of money but I lost a lot in the stock market. Will have to improve that this year otherwise I am moving backwards.

I am taking a vacation in 2 weeks too! It can be hard to realize that a vacation is needed, sometimes I feel like working non stop all night. Will be great to forget about work and just spend some time with my grandparents.

What do you do for the holidays? Travel or stay in your city?

>What are your plans now? More mass? More shredds? You were now on test only not?
Yeah just Test atm. Going to try and keep it simple and work more on diet. Might throw some dbol in at some point.

Going to keep bulking till winter's over, or I can't look at myself in the mirror anymore.

We will see when it grows normally. If it looks like shit i can always shave it off, no hard feelings

I would say that mast helped a bit in the jaw department. My jaw isn't that impressive imo.

Damn, that's sound fucking great to me.

You gotta chase your dreams. It's better to regret something you do, that something you didn't do. That's where i live by. If you want something else, you gotta try it.

Fuck man, i can't wait. What are your plans? Just visiting your grandparents?

I am gonna travel to another city. I always celibate new years eve in another city. It's the best thing to do during new years eve. Every time a different experience

You made some insane progress natty while being a good diet. Really good progress, mirin.

Fuck man, just use the same mentality as then on roids and you will grow like crazy. Wouldn't dbol just blow you up and give you titties

I've worked supp retail for years.
Lets get banned. It's an okay cock. The ex loves it.

>Wouldn't dbol just blow you up and give you titties
Only one way to find out. I'm going to put on fat, might as well add water weight too.

kek. I've already seen more of your cock then I need.

You can always say "it's literally porn star sized"

I like you

Being a DYEL (5'11,160lbs) would I benefit at all from taking roids?

Should you hit the natty limit first then roid?

Bye bimbo, come back soon!

Yeah I will visit grandparents at my parents house. They are flying here and it is very strenuous for them to do too much travel at their age. My grandpa turned 99 this year if you can believe that!

Also while I am there I want to do lots of reading to figure out how to achieve my dream like you are talking about. My dream is financial independence by 30. I think I can do it.

It sounds outrageous but I think that stocks are the answer to making this dream into a reality. I have just been approaching it in the wrong way and I can't let my past failures prevent me from trying again. So over break I will do research and reading about how to be better at trading stocks.

I like what you say about going to a new city every year. One year I would like to celebrate it alone, just out in the woods camping or something.

Hope you have a great vacation!

Currently blasting 75/75/50 test p/npp/winny everyday.

Already notice a difference with the winny.

Nobody here actually knows how to cycle me included best go to bodybuildingforums or some shit liek that

You should have your diet and routine on point before roiding. Hitting the "natty limit" is optional.

And fuck your bitch only my beard grows in red and it looks great.

Im still so hyped over going for a run yesterday.
No pain that Ive had for years.
Im a little sore but it feels so good

kek.
Don't worry bb. You're beautiful the way you are.
I'm pretty sure it was just sour grapes.

Congrats m8. I deadlifted the other day for the first time in over a month, felt great even if I only did babywieght.
Just remember to take it ez.

you're cute bimbs

You're so sexy the mods don't even feel like banning you

Too busy mirin :P

I've seen people back tracing here. Always thought it was the height of autism.

I appreciate your caution though. I'd be just as worried if I was in your shoes. Thanks for the ass pic anyway.

My ex is an Instagram celebrity too. Feels bad cause she left me, I loved her and her tits were absolutely stupidly massive. Least I gave her the best sex she ever had (actually did, not just a lie to make me feel good)

Anyway why did you split up

Thats the stuff
Feels so good

>actually did
Yeah ok

>actually did

Normal roasties are notoriously hyperbolic when it comes to things like that, don't take them at their word for anything

Proof is always in the pudding. If she sticks around no matter what and is loyal then you'll know you've got the magic

Lmao sour grapes. It's porn. She could have me any time she wants.

>Yeah ok
Sometimes bitches are telling the truth when they say that relationships aren't all about sex. lol

Can any of you run a 18 or less minute 5k? Or how about endure a marathon?
I wanna do juice and take my size to the next level but i want to keep my actually useful side of fitness (cardio + endurance).
Im not too small cause i do like to lift, got super chicken legs though. Im 19, 5'11", 170 lbs, probably like 12-16% bodyfat

Are you on a cruise dose?

HAHA trying to ¨naturally¨ lower DHT with supplement to maintain hair while LITERALLY taking MAST. I can't believe how stupid this guy is. Long term, when the initial flare of those supplements are not enough to counter the massive androgen receptors activation, you will look like a pleb.

>Im not too small cause i do like to lift, got super chicken legs though.
It your do distance running you'll probably always have chicken legs. Big legs are more of a sprinter thing.

Why is there a limit to the age in which someone should take steroids, is it just because most under 20's still have developing to do?

why are you shooting prop every day as opposed to eod? Don't you ache like hell from all the injections?

Fuckin mirin bb

He ought not. at 75 a day that's like .25ml. or about .5ml a day with the npp.

Just rotate sites. More frequent injections mean more stable blood levels.