Be 6'2''

>be 6'2''
>most of the grills I meet are 6'0'' minimum

why are girls so tall these days? WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT AND CUTE!

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What the fuck is this girl's name knigger
Also stop living in the amazon if you want to meet shorter women jesus

I have literally never seen any video with her and I know she's called Siri. This is how often they post her on Veeky Forums

Siri?

Anyway OP, be happy. Good genes for offspring

idk, I'm a fucking slav living in a slav shithole where all girls are huge because they are country girls, you can't even imagine what healthy food they eat, fresh homemade pork, fresh homegrown veggies, everything is straight from nature, while I was eating city crap for my whole life

>and that's when user realized he's actually 5'7

siri

p.s. just imagine how big and strong are my slav chads. I'm literally a manlet here

which slavland exactly?

croatia, pls no bully

eh, not too bad.
one of my favorite holiday destinations
sure, it's no italy or spain but better then greece
I didn't notice the girls to be particularly tall, though

how long did you stay here? trust me, they are huge, or maybe it's you who is huge?

been three times, each time for a week
i'm 185 cm

I feel like Slovenia and Croatia are civilized Slavs though.

Siri

Same reason why Asian Americans look so different from their foreign counterparts, hormones and antibiotics in meat and dairy are augmenting natural tissue growth in adolescents. It's all laid out in the paper I'm working on, you can actually map out a predictable delay between when the FDA approved certain hormones or antibiotics for agricultural use and minor increases in average height for the 9-18 year old age groups.
actually I made all that up but my tinfoil gut still believes it

did you fuck any of our fine sluts? Do you like the sea? Visited any islands?

yes, we are nu-cucks

>amazonians

I'd let them crush my pelvis legit

>actually I made all that up but my tinfoil gut still believes it

holly shit, made me burst in laughter, thanks

to pile on to my retarded theory, it was recently discovered that estrogen is a factor in longitudinal bone growth (it is converted to test at the growth cites iirc) and it's thought that xenoestrogens can affect hormone profiles when ingested (not clinically proven though I think) so maybe higher estrogen levels in food packaging is making kids taller. Or maybe it's a fuckin CIA plot to subvert the masculine WHITE male and cultivate slutty amazonian vixens with nobody to fuck but old billionaire Illuminati reptilians

I'm eastern slav and our girls quite petite on average

yes, slav girls are pretty cute. well, if you don't fall for the gold diggers, of course.
the adriatic coast is very lovely.
been to krk and rab

good for you, our girls are HUGE, maybe its just the area where I live

bretty nice bro, try southern islands next time, hvar, vis, lastovo etc.
come back next year :^)

thanks for the advice, I'll have a look

too bad this bitch got BLACKED
fucking ruined

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where do you live

Yeah she has a lot of Grade A meat...

muh dik, thanks bro

Thanks man. Whats her last name? Siri what?

It's just 'Siri', it's her pornstar name

sob
>tfw 6'7" in UK

>mfw Siri quit porn and became a body positive SJW

Does she always have red hair? I'm guessing searching for siri won't give me much

absolutely pig disgusting feet

Wtf I have noticed to of late. 6'3" and every girl seem to be eye level. Not complaining but are these girls on gh?

>tfw you wish had another inch or 2 in height

>you will never impregnate siri

Amazons were a greek idea, they have nothing to do with the Amazonian rainforest.

It will, she's fairly famous and you can't miss her.

>thousands of men jack off to her getting ploughed
>limitless male attention

She proves that if you're a whore and positive about your body you truly can be succesful to no one's surprise.

she was cute at first but this past year before she quit she went super into that degrading shit. what a shame

>tfw 6'7" in UK

you must be literally drowning in pussy right?

>siri is fav pornstar
>watch "team bj" video of her and sara jay
>she blows a fat mentally challenged black guy

Can't even jerk off to her anymore.

h-haha

>tfw you find girls below a certain height unattractive
>tfw this is many girls
>tfw you scare most women because of your height

Where you live bro?

Here in USA, seeing a woman who is 5'10 or taller is rare.

you aren't 6'3" then

i'm 6'4" and i rarely see anyone my height or taller

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thanks bruh

Do you happen to live in yurop? Here in the US most girls are shorter than that.

>all the women on OKC in my area are short (none above 5'9)
>my dream is to find a woman tall enough to put me face level with her tits
>I'm 6'1, never ever gonna happen

Probably wearing heels bro, look down once in a while

>wanting to be a manlet
Kill yourself you height traitor whore.

>healthy
>pork

Send them my way. I dated a chick who was 6'1 and now I feel like I'm in the shire when I hang out with short women.

My genes are fucked.

My dad is the manlet of his family at 5'10
Dad's brothers are both well over 6ft
Mom is 5'7 but her mom is like 5'4 or something
Younger half sister is easily 6'1
Her dad and his brother are all over 6ft
I'm 5'6

It's the apple computer lady in person

Me want snoo snoo