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>will put out for good cheese
I believe her

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Lol

>defying asian stereotypes one day at a time

Good. She disgrace to asian race, absolutely disgusting. Little miss piggy please go.

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>Fatty thumbs
>Zero (0) tits
>Box face
>ASIAN
low test af tbqh senpai, head only to avoid lowering test levels.

>defying asian stereotypes
>fat
I guess she wasn't kidding

>tfw you accidentally super like someone and they don't like you back

>60 miles away
>fat girl pancake tits
no good

That just looks like a shitty bra, desu. A lot of girls don't know how to get a properly fitting bra. I've seen skinny girls with pancake tits like that too

maybe she means fromunda cheese.

right and you've seen skinny girls with a face like that too?

what runs through your head when you post this stuff

>delete and remake my tinder at least a dozen times
>got called out on it like three weeks ago
>winter break now so now more uni cuties and I'm slowly going mad

I can't be the only one that hits that reset right??

keked

Would message and bust fat nutloads on.
She looks bretty fun.

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>hitting a matching stride on tinder
>really uninterested in all of them and still go on dates even though I don't give a shit

I think I may have cut myself off emotionally a bit too much

sagtits and a scuzzlebutt

bet that stinkbox smells like WHEWWWWWWWWWWW

sardine can

Yeah, maessage her OP, tell her something freaky like "i want to do bad things to you!" and then after she answer, "cum all over your tits, spit on you and slather all that shit with Nutella, then spread it on bread and give it to you."

It's the only way to keep up a decent amount of matches. Their matching algorithm fucking sucks more than their servers

>defying asian stereotypes
that's a new way of saying fat

>fat
>no tits
wat

obese miss pancaketits detected

Why would you run from her tits when you can clearly see she's disgusting from her face?

the face wasn't even included in the calculation, it literally only references tits.
>moving the goalposts, retarded tripfag edition

ever hear of niggers?

>21
>Asian
>looks 40
Definitely defying azn stereotypes.
Also,
>will put out for good cheese
I'd rather have the cheese myself.

>33 unique posters
>1 (ONE) tinder pic

YUCK!

>you seem very insecure

this is what sluts say, always.

>tinder bitch gives me phone number
>text her
>she never responds

What the fuck is the point of this

How do you reset it? I've been tindering for a year, and I think I've pretty much run out of matches. It seems like it's 50% bots now.

that's because they'll find someone who will do it

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>i just got trolled

ugh

Cause you were meant to call her u dickweed

>just got trolled

>if her face is miss piggy, run
>look at her armpit crevice
>tfw you lift for a year and can judge muscle/fat so accurately now

>go to call girls
>my phone's speaker is shit so I can't understand what they're saying
>therefore sound awkward af

i'd do it.

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>not having yellow fever
never gonna make it

just delete your account and remake make it using the same fb account

I'm sorry to say this bro but usually when a girl super likes someone on tinder, it's by accident.

What are you people doing, I live in a mediocre city in mediocre country in Europe and I end up ignoring most of my matches because I couldn't physically hold up all those conversations

>t. Beta loser

>Dude just get a tinder, you're in a college town, you'll be rolling in sloots
>Assemble best-looking pics I can find
>Make brief, non-offensive bio
>Listen mostly to metal, but make spotify song Clutch so I don't scare any qts away with black metal or slam or something
>zero matches
Dude, fuck this app.

Its amazing how quickly you lean to spot their lies

dont talk shit about my racefu you queer

It takes time before you get any matches, tinder follows its own brand of bullshit logic.

Like how it's heavily favoured towards women who get significantly more matches than men do, but they 'like' less often.

>Ashlyn, 22
>Hogwarts School of Magic
>Full-Time Mermaid
>Love laughing, dancing, adventure, and travel
>NOT here for hook-ups!!
>My son Tanner is the most important man in my left, next to Jesus
>Probably swiped right for your dog
>9000 emojis
>song is some top 40 club shit
Repeat

see what I see is
>NY Uni
>USA Today
>NSA Finder
I live in Wisconsin

Yeah same. Bots to real girls are like 4:1 and when I do get real girls, they're either single moms, vapid basic bitches, hamplanets, or all three.

>be on tinder
>see this on every girl's profile

>>NOT here for hook-ups!!
>on tinder

aren't women getting enough fucking attention that they feel the need for further confirmation on dating apps?

jesus christ this angers me

>a face this fat
>not having tits

Happened to me last week.
You can't win. If you call, they think 'wtf , why didn't he just text, ignore' or if you text they think you are too passive.

Holy shit lol thats an unironic "random" copypasta

fucking ch00n for song tho.

>tattoos
>pig face
>fake eyebrows
the tits are not even the worst thing about her

aren't you guys up do date with that hot 2008 internet slang?

The meme cop busts another criminal

>no homo

What does it mean if I get tons of black girls matching me on tinder and messaging me? My first pic is a shirtless 6 pack pic.

EVERYTIME I come across a black woman on tinder or bumble, it's a match, and 90% of the time, they message me first. I'm seriously considering just going over to the dark side.

Black women are very down to earth anyways

Black girls love white guys. I fucked quite a few in VA when I was stationed there.

One thing I'll say is they definitely don't groom as well as white girls. Stinkier too so be prepared for that.

I'm black myself, and I match WAY more often with White girls than with any other race.

From Virginia by the way

You high test fags have taken it far enough.

If my sister had wheels she'd be a tricycle

>haaaha i just got trollled

whataroo?

How did I do?

No reply yet but I'm p sure I've got her hooked

Downside is she's so dumb, she's never heard of Karl Marx.
Upside is she's never heard of Karl Marx.

Boobioboo

How many matches do you get with this?

I can visualise the Fedora hiding on top of that pic

>casual racism is okay when chinks do it

upside, she is dumb.

Yes, the one made-up hyperbole tinder wasn't getting enough attention and made a decision on behalf of all women.

He's not wrong despite the fedora mentality

I'll give you that, he's not.

Why the fuck would you not train your chest?

>literally anything
I'd do it but i wouldn't want my first dick suck to be gay

>-lyn
This is a universal sign for basic white teen sluts passed their prime. Stay away. The sex isn't even good and most are like 2 pills away from being junkerinos it they're not already

>balls not touching
I really don't see how this is gay at all as long as you say no homo first

met a sloot off tinder
How often per week am I supposed to ask to hang without seeming needy?

>Back home for the holidays
>3 weeks with a lot of time to fill
>Considering getting tinder for the first time

How poor of a decision is this?

How much self respect do you have despite how fit you are physically

Once or never.

If you get rejected neg her in a friendly manner, then take (((her))) out anyway & without asking.

My sister does have wheels.
She has to push them herself sometimes...

Any success stories of cutting the bullshit and just asking for the hookup right off the bat?

>extremely empathetic is a strength.