Has being Veeky Forums been detrimental to getting you laid? >25 handholdless >only had sex with hookers >last saturday a cute asian hooker pinned me down and stole my first kiss
If I ever get a gf what the fuck do I tell her about my sexual experiences?
Wyatt Bell
Your sexual experiences don't matter.
Jaxon Brooks
Lie
Dylan Flores
>tfw 40 year old hooker started face sitting you and you were too autistic to ask her to stop
Eli Morales
>If I ever get a gf You won't.
William Long
It doesn't matter. Women aren't explorers, they prefer to visit popular attractions.
Alexander Green
It'll be tough not having any references, but long-term gaps aren't much of a problem if you can convincingly explain them in your cover letter.
Nathaniel Moore
She wont ask. If she does, just imply you slept around, tinder hookups or whatever.
Nolan Green
You guys ever have gfs? dont they probe you for this kind of stuff?
Ryan Martinez
>Has being Veeky Forums been detrimental to getting you laid? The opposite. Since I started lifting, I notice I'm getting more attention from girls.
What's been detrimental has been my past
Christian Wilson
Is that women supposed to be attractive? I mean her face is, but it looks like her lumbar is about a foot long and her ass splits way lower than it should. Maybe she just hyperextending her back further up, but her right cheek still looks crazy short in proportion to the rest of her.
Also her arms and stomach make me think she's kinda fat also.
Nicholas Stewart
>You guys ever have gfs? where do you think you are?
Gavin Hill
who cares, she's gonna whitewash hers so you do the same too
inb4 whiteknights or redpill bullshit, this is common sense
Zachary Brown
>tfw can barely breath under her enormous ass cheeks >curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing
Christopher Anderson
One of guys must have had a gf at some point right?
Whats a good number of lays to say as a guy?
Angel Peterson
I puked from laughter
Aiden Brooks
...
Elijah Morales
you tell her nothing because your gf will honestly not want to know. girls don't like knowing about other girls.
Ian Foster
the best answer is actually a non-answer, let her mind run wild with the possibilities. whatever her brain comes up with to tickle her vagina with while thinking about you will be infinitely better than whatever you can say to her, so you might as well let it do all the work
whatever you do just don't tell her you banged the hookers
Nolan Baker
sauce pls
Caleb Miller
Looks like Lillias Right to me
Luis Scott
Thanks man
Michael Reed
Fucking mommy
Aiden Jones
Lie. Get a coherent, boring story and stick to it. Boring because then they won't press for more info
David Lopez
My current gf thinks she knows my sexual history. She thinks I've had sex with two other people, both being my exes. In reality, I've had sex with two exes, three casual hookups with friends in high school, and a Tinder hookup with a fine latina girl. But truth is that all of the other girls would make her feel insecure and that doesn't do shit for anyone.
Parker Campbell
Make the lies believable..
Andrew Smith
>my first kiss was from a qt trap i hooked up with bittersweet
Ethan Gomez
Nice gains, Pepe!
Landon Phillips
Nice gains, Pepe!
Michael Hughes
You just nothing mate no number nothing
Adrian Gonzalez
Just tell her you're a virgin. It'll be better than saying you banged some wizard-sleeve prostitutes.
Justin Powell
Nice gains, pepe
James Brooks
Nice gains, Pepe!
Alexander Young
Fucking kek
Grayson Perez
Why does it upset me so much that they write 36 medals but then put 40 trophies
Anthony Reyes
Nice gains, Pepe!
Isaac Lopez
Nice gains, Pepe!
Asher Perez
Autism
Jose James
Nice gains, Pepe!
Brody Lee
Nice gains, Pepe!
Andrew Brown
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Christopher Roberts
Nice gains pepe!
Grayson Perry
>Just tell her you're a virgin. don't listen to this nigger, OP. Never tell a girl you're a virgin. If she asks you, lie in a vague way, implying that you fucked a few girls in the past.
Hunter Reed
jesus christ, you got the herps bro
Austin Wilson
>my first kiss was from a dude wew lad
Chase Lopez
Tell her after the fact. I got laid Oct 24. Banged the shit out of her and then I told her. She said I did better than experienced guys she's been with.
Felt good man.
Carter Allen
This. Fake it til you make it.
Lucas Miller
never
lie but keep close to the truth, as in "you had a few one-night stands but nothing really serious"
Juan Nelson
in my experience(slept with 3 grills, went down on 1 and had issues getting hard), none of my partners have ever asked me about my previous sexual experience until some time after we've started having sex. And even then it's been after I've steered the conversation towards that
I don't think girls really care about it for guys
David Myers
Nice gains, Pepe!
Hudson Davis
Exactly my nigga
Julian Ortiz
My gf for whatever reason thinks I've been with tons and tons of women and she said she's curious but doesn't really care.
Jace Carter
Nice gains, Pepe!
Jace Green
>Has being Veeky Forums been detrimental to getting you laid?
Why would it be detrimental? Do you know what that word means?
Matthew Phillips
if youre going to start a thread with a pic of a chick, at least make her hot. you choose some fridgemode bitch with on ass, no tits, and a shit face wtf is wrong with u
Isaac Jones
you dont ask when the relationship is new because that tacky to ask. I definitely care about my bf and ex bfs past experiences. my current bf claims to have experience with a number that quite frankly disgusts me. If i had known he supposedly slept with this many females before we got together, i would have never agreed to be with him. i didn't find out until i was already too invested. it still absolutely disgusts me and I do think of him as a whore, albeit one who's decided to calm down after realizing being a whore isn't actually that fun. The only positive side is that he's better in bed, which is likely from the experience. down side, its fucking disgusting and hes lucky he isnt diseased
Tyler Bell
This
Angel Wood
That is some high test female you got there op.
Joshua Clark
Nice gains, Pepe!
Ian Richardson
So you're disgusted but deep down feel validated enough by how many women agreed to fuck your bf that you decided to stay with him? Just how good does it feel when you wake up in the morning thinking about how you made the empirically right choice of partner?