Does anyone else here name their muscles

does anyone else here name their muscles

e.g. my lats are called larry

what the fuck. also, eggmen neutralised

I do, OP. It helps me to stay motivated. I treat my muscles like old friends and I would do more for an old friend than I would do for myself most times.

I call my triceps Timothy and Toby, my biceps Bobby and Babaganoosh and my quads Quincy and Qualon.

I call my penis Excalibur because I would bury it so far in that girl that....

>my biceps Bobby and Babaganoosh
One of these is not like the other.

I call my dick Zyzz and my right hand Scooby, but those are the only body parts I've named.

berry

Kek, no, but I'm going to now

I'm going to as well. I-I think this is how a meme starts. Well done op.

I call my arms bolek and lolek

I call my right leg Bob. He was fuckin' clutch when I was temporarily paralyzed on my left side. Squattin' me off the store and shit. Ol' Bob.

I call my pecs Mommy and Daddy
Abs are Arnold, Angie, Aaron, Alan, Alex, and Amy

*off the floor

I named my dick Jesus. Jesus was inside 7 different women already.

>that's milana vayntrub's sister
how much money do you need to pick up an uzbekstani girl?

>my dicks name is buddy, he's not my buddy though ever since he picked up a tranny fetish

also just lol at autists who name muscles.

brehhh

I named my arms demons, so when people ask what I'm doing I say "exercising my demons". It gets funnier every time I use it.

Also, you feeling fit today buddy?

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Larry the Latypus

This.

Bretty suitable.

why is cryen