Is clean shaven the most aesthetic?

ITT: Low test beardlets justifying their lack of manliness

No please don't :)

Most high test college girls seem to have a thing for beards. I guess they prefer a masculine look over smooth boyish face.

boy are you fucking stupid

I can't get a good clean shave. should just kill myself

I bet you think about stroking a lot of things.

Why haven't you fallen for the wet shaving meme yet?

Thinking about how much of a high test, bona fide ndividual I am, being able to grow a beard and chest hair at 16 and voice dropping at 10.

traps and femme twinks all get sopping wet for beards so I keep mine extra gnarly mmmmm yeah boys

Anyone else notice how all of them have extremely similar, slim abs?

they prolly cant grow hair

Honestly beards are a pretty good sign of nu-maleism these days.

Unless you're like an Alaskan or a lumberjack or a sea captain you should probably at least keep that shit trimmed pretty short.

>I decide my look based on imageboard memes

I can grow a thick blonde beard but I choose not to because I prefer the clean feeling and the sharp angles of my face. Feels good to look good no matter what the current facial hair trend is.

Had a beard, had to shave it for work. Honestly being low bf with shaved face is super solid. Also do not shave body hair unless you're a twink.

It's true though. The only people I see with beards are men who look like they are desperately compensating for their lack of masculinity.

Beat me to it. If you're too insecure to not grow a beard because you'll look like a nu-male, you're basically a nu-male already

Build the wall

See
Deciding not to do something because people might think you're X is fucking pathetic and makes you just as much or a numale as them. Would you agree with numales that say they don't want to life because they don't want to look like a douchebag?

>
Keep telling yourself low test cuck

> almost 2017
> being this stupid

Feels good no matter what the curent facial hair trend is - even if it's no-hair.

So you're not growing one out of fear that you're going to look like you're covering up your lack of masculinity. Well, kiddo, us real men don't have that problem and we sure as hell aren't beta enough to fear something like that.

> beard discussion comes up
> some beta who cant grow anything trots out nu-male.gif as their anti-beard argument
> totally ignores all the text describing what a nu-male actually is

you retards just keep fucking this meme up, so pay attention. dudes are nu-males because of their politics and attitude. not because they have glasses and/or a beard. you look like a fucking idiot calling everyone with a beard a nu-male.

>didn't drop at 8
>didn't start growing pubes at 7
Low test cuck

Yes please do :)

Beards will eliminate gayness in your look.

The most aesthetic is what looks best on *your* face. There is no magic bullet solution that fits every person. Why can't you just try both, take a pic of each, and do some A/B testing on tinder?

desu, shaving body hair is something only Western women should do. Men groom. Bitches shave.

He meant this as b8 friendo

If you have a low body fat percemtage then never go full beard, waste of facial aesthetic. If you have a babyface or a gay face then definitely have a little stubble, but full blown beards ruin a good aesthetic when shirtless.

Dont you notice that those clean shaven boys have fuckboy hair style? Beards dont go along with the fuckboy style so thats why they dont grow their beards.

But beards look much more alpha

What's the "fuck boy" hairstyle? Or are you just saying that because you're bald?

How do you trim bodyhair without it being itchy as hell afterwards?

I guess short on sides long on top.

Maybe if your aesthetic is cake
youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

Is this a pubic mess tier?

Clean shaven + aesthetics attracts faggots. Beards + aesthetics attracts women

if you're fat/ugly then a beard is a must.

good looking people generally dont have beards or just have a conservative one/fashionable stubble.

Beards have always been a huge part of gay subculture. I'm not sure what you're talking about.

and the dbol fat face you get which is so obvious and offputting in contrast to your 10% bf ripped body.

BRADLEY MARTYN!

>that pic
lel

post more bears trying to get to diamonds.

How can someone be so devoid of personality?

>I use my muscles and fast food to divert people from the black hole that is my "charisma" stat

Faggot level: over 9000

i believe everyone has a personality. he must hide who he really is for the camera.

Yes

I think chestbrah looks way better w/ beard than he was without beard

>not being naturally hairless masterrace

never EVER gonna make it you damn dirty ape

Sandniggers look weird without beards, that's why.

>this is what femboys tell themselves
kekarooo

wtf he looks kinda skinny in this pic

>take all the tren his body can handle to attempt to even live in zyzz shadow
>gets nearly outsized by some regular 5'8 whiteboy who clearly doesn't lift and is not fat either

how can someone fail so damn badly? having to live off of his brothers name entirely and in general just being a nobody (while jeff seid is raking it and photoshops himself to accentuate the difference in their physiques even more).

Tbh I think he pulls it off regardless

Hes on a very low dose bcs hes still traumatized by zyzz's death.

me on the right

>durrrrrrrr, I play drums.

Kek, I heard that drummers are considered stupid in America?
Here it's the bassists

Does ChestTroll even lift?

is that Sugar Ray?

Chris Cornell

Those are good beards. I meant full blown Osama bin laden beards.

The only reason I have a bit of a stubble is that I can't be bothered shaving it every day. I just take a little off around the sides erry day and cut the length once a week so it doesn't get too long.

Unlike those cucks in the pic I can actually grow a full set of facial hair with no patches.

Thread in a nutshell

>t. nu-male

shit man I love messy porn

How come jeff seid look like a tranny in that picture?

His face

lol, for a second i thought you were referring to the chest hair.
my answer: both beard and chest hair = aesthetic as fuck.

That's what I have going on. I feel weird when I shave my junk, though.

cause roids.

isn't he like 23 in this pic. he looks fucking 35, my god.

What's wrong with you retarded cunts? Why do you have to act like actual women berating each other, because one side can't grow hair and the other doesn't have a jaw as large?

Why do you feel the need to make these threads? When it comes to aesthetics from a fitness perspective a clean shaven look is better because it gives one a sharper, cleaner look

Even though I can't grow a beard yet and I have a fairly well defined jaw, I would like to grow one because of the look I'm going for. Am I twisting my nipples over it? No

Seriously, just a bunch of pussies who go in circle with this shit once a week for the past two years

who have been going in circles for the past two years*
apologies, quite tired

I rock a stache, because Fucken why not

It's pretty annoying tho

>chestbrah
>looking good
lel

you are so fucking dumb dude

post pic faggot

FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU SMALL FUCKING KEK. I'LL FUCKING BREAK YOUR HEAD CUNT!!!!

YOU'RE FUCKING SMALL.

DONT FUCKING DISS JEFF YOU GAY ASS CUNT, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

FUCKING MAKE ME POST A PIC. I'LL KILL YOU. I DON'T KNOW YOU. THAT'S MY PURSUE.

90% of men don't fucking groom their facial hair and look like goddamn pedophiles/neckbeards or unironically sport a mustache despite not being Tom Sellick/Burt Reynolds.

I swear every time I see a balding guy with a line of shit on their upperlip I could call them out for lusting after kids and I'd probably be right.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :'(

nice try, jeff

Stroke your pecker instead

I consistently look like a fuckwit on all my pics

I love how he's always wearing a cap to hide he's balding

Do you like little boys or little girls faggot?

Let me tell you something.

This board LOVES to insult the pettiness and cruel shallowness of women. This board LOVES to rip on people who say being fat is genetic and that they can't change who they are.

But at the end of the day, people here are mean, petty, and incredibly insecure. They'll say any physique posted is too fat, roiding, uneven, ANY excuse, EXACTLY like a couple of insecure women responding to a hot girl. They will mock you for genetic factors out of your control, whether it be hairline, jaw or chin size, height, frame, etc.

Basically, there's some cool people here, but also a ton of insecure losers who look like shit and need to make other people feel like shit to validate their egos.