Why don't you have a sugarmommy yet?

I seem to attract rich, insecure women.

I just need one who's also a cuckquean so we can bring in ethnic women and degrade them in bed and I'll lock that shit down.

haha

what so funny?

You can fuck ugly whale with pudding ass, but hot milfs are not going to fuck with some ugly nerd.

sugarmommys want young boys
if you look old good luck

is this her son or something? whats going on here

exactly

that's what I thought was funny

Her 16 year old bf.

She doesn't have a son. She has a daughter she fucks, but no son. Kate is currently dating a young guy (16-20 or something), but that's just an actor she'sin a movie with.

>She has a daughter she fucks
Seriously, what's up with their relationship?

Pic related, it's them.

>She has a daughter she fucks

thats pretty hot if true
source?

the difference between 16 and 20 is pretty significant in the dating realm lmao

source on daughter relationship? i want this to be true

I think he's like 20 but I'm not sure. Nobody knows who he is, just that he exists and he's under 21.

Go to their instagrams.

Maybe you have pretty feces. Who knows?

cause mothers and daughters have never kissed before. Its not like they were sucking face

I got a half boner then my dick completely retracted after seeing this pic on her daughter's Instagram.

Workin on it.

but I do, my wifes been supporting my broke depressed ass for like 8 years and I'm not even fit!

lol that's not kate beckinsale, it's the other actress who looks like her and is slightly less successful than her. All I can think of her being in was one of the underworld movies and hard target 2. She's still a cutie and I would totally let her be mah sugary mommy

>Its not like they were sucking face
sure they weren't

older women want big dicks cause they never did their kegals so their vaginas are all loose and floppy, so they need a big dig to feel anything

You're thinking of Rhona Mitra and you're wrong. OP's pic is Kate Beckinsale.

it's her though

the movie is called out in new york or something

I'm 5 on a good day bruh

>"AND WHITE POWERRRR"
>has Damian in his name
Why are white people so edgy? Is it because they face no struggles in daily life so they have to play pretend?

Strong 4 reporting.

Do I need to become sugardaddy to get chads to notice me?

okay, I was going to say that lots of families do mouth to mouth kissing between them but that seems weird as fuck.

Kek she looks retarded and Kate's her mean, domineering caretaker who gets off on abusing her

Nah, we just hate social justice and equate all forms of "insert group" power with white power; most of us fucking hate identity politics.

...

Well fuck my cock expanded full blast now.

please tell me they make porn together

That's hot

All those ands at the end when she could just use commas

Kate uses a camera phone from the early 2000s that doesn't use iCloud and can't be remotely hacked into and have all its videos leaked.

You tell me, user. You tell me.

say it to his face fucker not online and see what happens

Because you've never grown up having to worry about it.

time to write fapficition

Nice work generalising all whites, I'm sure you're on welfare and steal bikes, right?
Most whites I've met irl are like this (if they're being honest). Racial banter is funnier to them because of the taboo/shame they're taught to inherit (the bad guys).

This makes me wonder if Veeky Forums seriously has mommy problems and that's why the majority lift for women

>his face fucker

nah, just a raging boner for sad and crying gurls

i have mommy issues but all i get is girls with daddy issues who refuse to be my mommy also

fucking women so selfish

I have considered it, I am young and good looking, I could get with a qt 30-35 year old, right?

>just yourself os hard that you have no more movie roles and the only franchise you have is taken away from you that you're forced to pimp out your daughter

lol even the dad doesn't care for either of them.

More like 40-45.

You're dealing with women who spent their 20s and 30s accumulating wealth and now they want someone to hold at night and rub their feet while they watch Eric Rohmer movies.

all women want big dicks

the difference is that older hags do not have to play innocent virgins and they just ask to get fucked hard with big dick while you are slapping painfully her ass with one hand while pulling her hairs with other hands and from time to time change your slapping hand and rub her clit firmly

They have adult kids, ex husband with alimony and they want to 10/10 chad to with nice body to ram their vagina.

They do not have to prove anything to a 21yo bull

I'd do that honestly, would leave time over to work on personal projects.

Find a MILF

Wrong if they are 40s they are doctors and just want sex and not to come home to an empty house, most 30yr olds are divorcees that kept the house and are getting child support and are having their mid life crisis by fucking younger guys.

It happened to me at the gym, chick would just stare and stare and stare till we finally started talking, then weeks later I banged her in her house and she literally spilled the beans about how she divorced but kept almost everything and the dudes sending her money to take care of their kid even though it's already 18.

Just watch out when they go from just sex to trying to baby you. Had this chick on my sack then in the morning she's trying to make me breakfast and just staring at me while I eat smiling then tried to legit wipe my face. I get random drunk texts from her but most of the time she calls when she's "scared," if it's bad weather outside

good thing I got a big dongger

oh, my bad looks like rhona from that angle, they must be related

>mommy issues

damn, now I know why I bought this shirt.

>Just watch out when they go from just sex to trying to baby you. Had this chick on my sack then in the morning she's trying to make me breakfast and just staring at me while I eat smiling then tried to legit wipe my face. I get random drunk texts from her but most of the time she calls when she's "scared," if it's bad weather outside

dude if it's a milf, how is any of that bad?

but is your face aesthetic senpai?

older women want just to fuck and you do not have to deal with drama bullshit

I mean it's just a complete change in demenour that throws you off the first time it happens and you sometimes don't get use to it.

>literally beating that shit up since she is into rough shit
>next morning she's acting like I'm her kid and back in mom mode
>then back to her room to watch her change being super flirty

It's like a rollercoaster.

>be 13
>have 17 year old gf
>years after our break up she's arrested for CP possession

You can go to jail if they're under 17. Some jackasses in high school when I was there started selling a "sex tape," of one of their girlfriends fingering herself and using a vib in front of the camera for 20$. Got charged with distribution of cp since she was underage.

holy shit nobody fucking has these phones anymore lol

this might be true

i dont think any cell phone company even sells those anymore you gotta get them on ebay

My wife makes considerably more money than me, so I kind of do. But if I called her that, she'd probably hit me in the head with a frying pan.

Actually i wouldnt want a "big dick". Im tight as itbis and regular size is a tight fit that brings plenty pleasure. Big would be painful and id have to say wed be incompatible

would you say that big guys would be extremely painful

Sugarmommas are the fucking best. Idk, they appreciate all the shit I do (music, science, actually caring about strenght when you pound with that squat glutes...) and give emotional caress without getting tangled.

And they fuck like animals, they have this "lets teach this boi" mentality and everithing its so sexy uuuuuGGGGH MAH FUCKING DICK.

Need to get laid but im in "spiritual" cocoon mode and ugh so lazy.

My gf makes me call her mommy and does stuff like She's 43.

its his mother senpai

for you

you would get used to it, the vagina can stretch just like any other muscle, uh...pocket

okay, I belive you every girls say this

Usually it looks like this stacy avg+ looking with beta provider
>she will not take it to mouth because "your pee with this"
>no anal "because I poo from there"
>sex only with missionary position when male is doing all work and she is just lying there and waiting for him to finish it

but he is not drinking and he brings all his beta money to home

then out of nowhere she meets this 10/10 turbo chad gangsta, its one time fucking, she rides his big painful dick like crazy, literally gag on his dick trying and end up with facial.

>Women are most likely to cheat on their long-term partner when they are at their most fertile, and they tend to choose genetically superior men for their fling. That's the claim of a study by Czech researchers, which found that the smell of a socially dominant male is most exciting to women in stable relationships, especially on days when they are ovulating.

>A group of 65 women then smelled the pads and rated the sexiness and masculinity of the scent. Women in the middle week of their menstrual cycle, the point at which fertility is at its peak, tended to prefer the smell of the men who scored highest on the dominance quiz. This preference was not shown by women at other points in their cycle.

kek

>next morning she's acting like I'm her kid and back in mom mode

Then you bend her over the breakfast table and fuck her while roleplaying. I'd never fuck my real mother, but role playing with a hot milf who is fucked up like that would be hot.

The one fucking down side of home gym, no milfs.

Dude how about a source for deeze claims

>quotes scientific study
>doesn't cite

nature.com/news/2005/050704/full/news050704-6.html

kek

Its the other way around for me

Starting to learn why have a girlfriend when I can just pay chicks to hang out with me, I'm rich and have a very fucking stable carrer, I am at the point now where I just want to throw some ads out there where I'll take care of some young chicks while they're in college etc.. Basically pay them monthly so I have someone to hang out with and just chill/fuck. Time I become a sugar daddy since I have the money just no people to hangout with as I moved to a new place 2k miles from where I grew up, also thinking of dropping some money in the east coast and having some honey in new york/jersey i could visit every couple of months

thank you sir

>appreciating smell = likelyhood of cheating
>dominance quiz
lel

>tended to prefer the smell of the men who scored highest on the dominance quiz
So that's what they meant with high test

lol

What is she thinking?

My ex loved sucking dick. Was gagging on it since I'm breddy big. Facials, all that jazz. I didn't even propose doing that, it was her idea. I'm not much into blowjobs...
Was hygienic, so the pussy tasted like nothing. Now I know the stanky bitches are just lazy and not cleaning their shit. Cmon, it tends to be somewhat wet all day, it's a true heaven for bacteria and yeast. To the point, that if one gets yeast infection, then you can smell it through the clothes...

>I hope he likes Evangelion

>I didn't even propose doing that, it was her idea.

Trust me, it was not "her idea". It was her ex's idea. There's a man out there who trained her to suck dick like that. This goes for every sexual skill a woman has when you first meet her. All training by prior owners.

This my man. My ex was such a perfect cumdumpster. Clean pussy and ass, loved forced deep throats, facials, hard anal - even begged for me cumming in her ass. Was really submissive too in bed. Could slap, choke and tie her up all day. What a good slut she was.
If only she hadn't been white and christian, I may have wifed her.

They make porn together.

How2getone?

>student power
What did xir mean by this?

be pretty
go to los angeles

Good, since I had lots of fun. Tons more than I'd have with a rookie. We would X-Files, fug 3-4 times a day and nut inside (was on the pill).

So many good times, ehh. I even still have the sex pics.

post sex pics

also post more kate