How can I develop a knockout body like this?

How can I develop a knockout body like this?

Is this intentional provocation, or is the world really this fucked?

>as she turned heads
they conveniently don't mention which direction the heads are turning

>blonde beauty
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Daily Mail being cheeky as fuck 2bh

this lol, they know what they're doing but no one can call them out on it

this is 4d trolling

They meant that she has the same proportions as Iron Mike.

it's the dailymail, some cheeky wanker might actually be trolling readers

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That's a fucking dude bro.

>my beauty ideals are everyone else's beauty ideals
>we are one being that is attracted to one body type only

i swear, Veeky Forums is basically means girls but much bitchier.

kek

Kek'd there m8

What are your body standards bro? A teenage skinnyfat dude with small tits and a tramp stamp?

Got to agree bud, if that's the alternative to muh one body type only then you can keep it. She genuinely looks like shit.

So, you think she's hot?

Sure
My beauty ideal says that Amy Schumer is fucking revolting
Most men would agree.

She looks like a fucking marshmallow golem

Its daily mail, they do it all the time.

They get a picture of someone looking like shit and call them a stunner anl they don't get called out for rape and misogyny

Its pretty clever

Why are women so terrible at comedy?

eat 1,000 cals over TDEE and do literally nothing, should only take a few months

>Get fat
>Work as mediocre comedian
>Sell your soul and values to become an accepted member of a vast political movement aimed at making poor/bad/weak the new mountaintop of society
>Enjoy mediapraise and careerboost

It's dailymail

No joke, I thought that was a British child when I first saw the pic on the left.

Betapost

beauty should be objective

>>we are one being that is attracted to one body type only

Actually yes, barring sexual deviance humans like features which indicate a genetically fit healthy mate. Amy doesn't have those.

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not user but i thought about responding to this but then realise u'd probably retort with some broscience.

and lmao "genetically fit"

>know that the mere existence of your paper triggers a large swathe of people
>write this article and watch the mental gymnastics

Crafty lads

Anyone have pic of Amy looking like a shuffling zombie fro mwalking dead?

Means girls are good. They make women want to be better. Criticism and ridicule are good things.

considering how self-destructive Veeky Forums is i cant even laugh at this in good conscience.

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Suit yourself, pussy.