Who else /forever alone/ here

>be me
>be Veeky Forums
>everyone notices and comments on it
>still doesnt help get me women
>trying to hang out with the girl im """"""'talking to"""""""""' before break but she ghosts me
>fuck it lets get drunk
>crash at my friends place, sulking over the fact that she wont see me
>on the couch
>can hear friend fucking his gf the entire night
kill me lads

TURN IT ON!

At least you have your muscles to keep you company

>tfw unsure if i should text her or wait for her to text me
>tfw unsure if that wouldn't be disrespectful of me
>tfw
aaaaaaahhhhh

>fucking his gf the entire night
Do people actually do this?
Seems exhausting and not at all worth it

>be KV and no gf ever
>best friend was the same way until two weeks ago and suddenly has a gf

I feel like maybe I can get one too if he can do it.

It's honestly not hard. You can get one easily on tinder if you're a normal functioning man with friends, his own place, a job/school.

If you lack one of these you're gonna have a much harder time, though.

>fit
>normal functioning

You gotta be kidding me.

>tfw get along well with a girl
>not really into her at first but after spending time with her start to get >feels for her
>she is crazy about my friend and doesnt care about me at all

>>You can get one easily on tinder

>Have a tinder
>only matches I get are bots

>10 years since graduation
>became an electrician, traveled around the world, got fit, became the ideal bachelor of my small town with my own house which i've built
>girls who ignored me in high school became fat and/or had kids
>sister keeps trying to set me up with her friends who have nothing in common with me
>mom wants grandchildren because i'm her only hope since my sister's ovaries are fucked and brother is a faggot
>can't find a woman up to my standards

dont give up ive been through it too, still no pussy, still gonna keep lifting and keep walking just see it through man idk why some of us get cursed

Guys i know are fat af and ugly, still get girls. Im decently fit, according to friends/family im a pretty good looking guy, people act suprised im single. Girls still dont want shit to do with me. I feel like im gonna kms /fit.

Get one up to your standards then

>hit it off with fat girl in the beginning of the semester
>eventually we become best friends
>ideal personality
>even expressed interest in me
>INSISTS ON STAYING A WHALE

RELIEVE ME OF THIS Veeky Forums

>tfw 19 and havent even talked/texted with a female in my whole life (except small classmate talks in highschool)

>claims forever alone
>crashes at FRIENDS place

kill yourself

im 25 and im a virgin. Kissed a girl on the mouth, I think, when i was like 8.

Never had a GF of course. I ahve had 3 girls i talked alot through old school messenger between ages of 13 and 17? and seen 1 of them in real life as a "date" (cringiest shit of my life but funny now many years later)

Thats all my intercation really. I small talk when I have to with classmates that are girls throughout all my school years since of course but I NEVER start any conversation ever really.

I have worked 1 day of my life as a postman, rest have been spent studying or playing games/music.

Im not even man bois.

Same here tf is that shit. They all work for the New York Yankees and want to chat on a "secure site" but need my credit card info bahaha not falling for that a third time

Lmao, polar opposite for me.

>get out of 2 and a half year relationship
>get tinder
>4 bitches in a week
>3 different bitches wanna date
>All my sisters friends wanna fuck, 18+, I'm 21
>Already dating by 1 and a half months after 2 and a half year break up
>She won't stop trying to talk to me and misses me
>fuck that bitch mang.

>2 and a half year break up
it took you that long to break up huh

>make tinder
>20 matches in a week
>made it
>can't do anything because still live with mummy
>no car

pls pick me up and feed me at your place

>tfw go clubbing every weekend
>tfw go home with some slut every time
>tfw cocaine is fucking up my gans..

what do i do. imb4 stop using coke.

Chad pls go
This is an Eugene thread.

How do you pick up club sloots? I'm too busy dancing my ass off to notice girls around. Just stop dancing and talk more? Never tried to and I'm really interested desu

>be me last wednesday
>be at party
>lots of really nice qt3.14s
>sit down on a couch to talk with my friend
>two girls fall on the couch next to me and starts making out
>after sitting next to them awkwardly for 3 minutes, the girl on top leans over to me
>starts trying to make out with me
>cue spaghetti
>i just turn my head away and stare straight into a wall
>she started making out with my friend instead

her lips were so soft; it was truly a fucking wonderful feeling. why didnt i just fucking do it? it was my first kiss, but it went to a random sloot that kissed me for about 5 fucking seconds.

You've obviously never had sex/good sex.

Because night long fuck fests are amazing

It's stupidly easy to spot bots on Tinder though.

Just left swipe bots until real people show up again.

do less, or do hexen or something bro

>be just now
>Meet with the girl i've been talking to for quite some time
>It's a full hour drive to her city
>2h by bus
>Third time we met now
>Spend the entire afternoon hanging out
>Think she actually likes me
>Actually texts first, and we talk every day
>Still too beta to make a move on her
>Omw back home now
>Will probably stop in a bar and get drunk like the loser i am

Just end me Veeky Forums

Just be fucking forward with her man holy shit. You already got past the hard part.

Actually she broke up with me. Long distance relationship. "Turned me loose" basically. Meant to say Fucked 4 bitches in a week. The next handful weren't apart of that group.

Check your STDs

dance with them, how can you talk in a club

Pretty much the same, I'm not virgin because i fucked a girl when I was 22 (and it was pretty shitty limpdrunk dick sex) and pretty sure the girl was a goldigging bitch that also tried to fuck my dad (and maybe did).

I'm just shy as fuck, getting out of depression, when I'm with other people I get so anxious I just go have a smoke every 5 minutes or just look at my phone.

I'll try this tinder thing.

I just freeze up when it gets to the point when i should kiss her.
I hate being this fucking beta

Yolo buddy boy, if she's still interested, kiss her. If not, fuck off.

Must be hard being a lesbian.

sure is breh..... not

Difficulty scale in dating goes as follows
Straight woman >>>>> Gay man >> lesbian woman> Straight man

>not
So it's not hard being a lesbian?

not funny bro

Oh sorry, I thought you were a lesbian, since you were acting like a girl in your first post.

I actually think gay man > straght woman

If you are a decent looking starting woman you will get approached thousands of times and there are billions of guys looking for you who want to fuck you, date you and wife you

If youre a gay man other gay men approach but logic dictates that there are alot fewer gay men than straight men

Gay men also face competition because alot of gay guys are feminine and require you to fit a certain standard, meanwhile women are being held to no standard other than not being morbidly obese

So no, i think there is no better group to belong to than straight women simply because of the massive demand for them and close to zero competition

woman are bitches.. they are annoying and are too emotional

i would rather be gay than straight

How can you claim /forever alone/ when you have friends? True /forever alone/ is full cocoon mode with no relationships at all. I, for example, haven't spoken to any family in over 6 years and the last friend I had was in high school.

I get hit on by gay guys kind of regularly but I tell them I'm straight because they gross me out. Nothing against them but feminine/twinkish guys are about as attractive to me as women

>>i just turn my head away and stare straight into a wall
holy shit lmao user you fucked up

This

very funny

>friend asks everyone if they are free to hang out tonight
>I'm free and tell him I can hang
>"haha well user you see..."