My FWB asked me to send him some lewd pics this afternoon
but i don't know what kind of picture is best for sexting because i am a sperg with very little experience.
ive already sent him some sexts like pic related, does anyone know any other Veeky Forums-approved poses i can use?
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>asking Veeky Forums how to gay sext
Yep, this checks out
OUT IN NARASHINO AND I SEE MY OWN WHITE SHADOW
S A D B O Y S
There was a Veeky Forums approvedd pose getting around a while ago that w as kind of like a strange plank. But i forget what it actually was.
Oops, fkn bhop scripts. Now Veeky Forums knows I can't touch-type.
this is the official Veeky Forums pose
Yep, that's the one I was thinking of
critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com
Here's what you're looking for. Use it wisely.
ok lads i have a shortlist
you think these are ok to send?
uncensored obvs
Faggot I called dibs on you months ago.
I wouldn't send the last one unless you got a real tidy lookin balloon knot
SEND HIM THE NATTY WALK
Someone please post original
having a FWB is unhealthy brah
Yeah, you should just settle down and be my permanent live in cocksleeve.
OP don't send nudes. Once they're out there they're out there forever. If you even want to do something in your life that will get a lot of public attention (like performing, political positions, or a ceo) these will reamerge and mess with your life
He's a faggot twink. He's never going be in positions of power, except maybe power bottom.
Boom. Roasted
going to need to see the uncensored ones, for research, no homo
also shave your body
>also shave your body
Absolutely do not shave your body. That slight bit of hair is sexy as fuck.
I'm literally gay, and this thread is too fucking homo for me.
whatever
just post the uncensored ones, you're qt as fuck
yeah i know what you mean, but he really likes my butthole. he specifically asked for it lol
its comfy
all of the sex and cuddles of a relationship without any of the difficult stuff
ok hang on lol
ok i just sent him this lmao
Are you the guy from the last week who was dicked by an 10/10 alpha, and then made >tfw no bf thread?
show me the nudes or I will report you, track your ip, find you, and inject you with aids
yeah, how did you know?
>this thread
> Veeky Forums
never change you faggits
'Membered your hair . Are you still being banged by the said alpha?
nah that was just a one-time thing - i was just visiting the area where he lives
You should really be looking for a husband. A cute boy like you could have your pick. Just be a good little domestic husbando.
This should be how we identify each other in gyms.
Fuck coloured T-Shirts.
If you see someone doing this (changerooms or in a corner somewhere out of the way, obviously)
walk over to him and if he says "Yeah, I'm just a lucky guy" you know you're on the same page.
>or in a corner
...
damn you are a qt
>tfw fit is turning me gay
Oh, I remember too!
>tfw just want to find a faithful masc as fuck hairy lifting bf/husbando to cook/clean/care for and to be his cocksleeve when he gets home followed by spooning and cuddling until I fall asleep in his arms
We're not gonna make it, brahs.
This thread
This is objectively the best pose.
Shows off biceps, triceps, shoulders, lats, abs, quads, glutes, calves, chest, back. And most importantly it hides the face.
Post a better pose if possible
That actually describes me. Location?
>gay
nah, he's very feminine. it's not gay if you're attracted to feminine features, though obviously that depends what you find attractive about him.
this is the superior masculine pose
t. muslim
>muh masc muh hairy alpha male xD
I'm 5'9 with a thinn frame and have zero interest in bottoming for some hairy old cunt, would like a bf like myself, it's legitimately over
at least I like girls too, still makes me mad
Nowheresville, basically. Which exacerbates this struggle I imagine. I live in New Hampshire.
my fetish is bottoming for guys much weaker than i am
its really hot to think that i dont *have* to submit, but i do anyway
dont give up hope!
>I'm 5'9 with a thinn frame and have zero interest in bottoming for some hairy old cunt, would like a bf like myself, it's legitimately over.
How is it over? Twink is gay easy mode.
I didn't say he should necessarily be old, user. He can be my age, just hairier and fit. I think you could find someone like you're describing easier than you think.
Aren't there burly woodmen up there?
>Veeky Forums
take a picture of your cock and make it festive in ms paint by putting a santa hat and beard on it, guys love to laff
You'd fucking think so, but no. It's twinky bottoms as far as the eye can see, which does pretty much nothing for me. I'd just bang chicks if I wanted no muscle mass betas. I should probably move.
What body type would you call this?
Is it twinkmode?
Nah it's skaterboy mode.
...
>not being gay
>almost 2017
just fucking post the uncensored pics already
Agreed. Post some on /hm/ under the name "Veeky Forums's cocksleeve."
/hm/ has rules against OC
What? Why? Okay, /soc/ then. Make a topic for it.
I've Never Sexted: The Pose
In what universe is this a sexy pose??? this looks dumb as fuck, you don't need to show your entire body in one picture, jesus
here you go x
unsee dot cc/timoreda/
Now post boner and your pretty face.
based autismbro
its a meme you dip
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Im straight and it's turning me on
No homo
>we haves the same body skin color and hair
not a twink I swear I just like running
kek
a regular fwb is healthier than fucking loads of random sluts
Came here to post this
post pics desu
Are you me? Knowing that I could tear my top apart while wringing out his cock with my ass turns me on to no end.
Good, you can join him in my harem of auburn haired prettyboys.
oh wow, sounds hot
how big are you? As a babyfaced manlet I'd love to top a taller, chadly guy
tfw only 7 inch cock though
wow youre "only" in the upper 4% of the male population, must be difficult
kys you attentionseeking sadboi
Savage
more like upper 10%, girls have told me I wasn't the biggest when I've honestly asked them
7 inch dick isn't that big, I think I could be happy with a 7.5 though
Not talking a full pic for this but proof
holy shit you really do have my hair
wow this feels so weird
you look like a cutie
>tfw no boyfriend
but on the bright side, at least you have high-res pepes
Yep. Get in the harem. Right now.
that isn't funny you fucking piece of trash
If you have blue eyes im going to have to kill you because there can only be one of us
>tfw lonely bi guy
>tfw angry at women for rejecting me in favor of chad
>tfw looked into getting a bf
>they're all sluts for gay chad and disloyal
>I have to lie about this part of myself 5ever
this feels so bad
I'm so alone
uh oh
maybe if you didn't make such bitter and spiteful generalisations people would find you more pleasant to be around and you wouldn't be so alone
>my clone is an actual gay twink
yknow i have always kinda wondered what it would be like to fuck myself. . .
where do you live?
Not gay
life is a patchwork of regret
I try but it's impossible to be buoyant when your life is encircling the toilet bowl and you've been lonely and depressed for years and years
Nobody asked your opinion. Now dick that twink.
Do these work on grills?
probably the first two
the others, not so much
The first two do.
>tfw gyno and loose skin at the bottom of my gut
Guess that'll be a no then.
just get the surgeries bro
I'm not paying for them, and my doctor won't give me a referral to get them for free for at least a year, most likely two. I have to show that I can keep the weight off
So whats the problem? Just do that. Spend the year working on other stuff aside from sexting, you've got plenty of time in life.