Veeky Forums, please be honest with my body. What do you think I should work on

You should work on my dick bby

Also do you like bread?

> those perky tits
pretty sure she's younger than that

You look great, keep up like that. Don't let retards let you down.

Be 5-10 pounds lighter and don't show your teeth.

There. I just took you from a 6/10 to a 9/10

>She looks good for a 35 year old

kek

this is me and I'm 35

I would never fuck OP even if she begged for my dick

this and a few pounds lighter

Yeah, nice gyno faggot.

Honestly, just cut down about 5% of your BF, and that'll be good.

More of butthole, please.

shouldnt you be at work you old ass nigga?

What model lamp is that? Looks perfectas a bedside lamp

heres an actually SFW photo of me. not sure if it helps or not

get younger or something

Can you make obscure link to unfiltered version, please? I require awesome fap material and you're pretty dench and peng.

Who is this really? Read the sticky.

As an aside, I'd grope them titties raw. Is she in LONDON?

YARRR MAN THE HARPOONS

I'll respond when I clean up all this jizz

Rah, fem-bruv, you're tasty and chunky like a Starbar.

you are fat

you're fat. get not fat.

Trips confirms landwhale

my dick desu

Slampig/10. You'd get the dick without question but no one will introduce you to their friends until you slim down.

Is 35 the new 60? People give up at 35 now?

Post more OP I'd fuck you silly

If anything i'd say work on those shoulders

Now let's see the ass so I can critique

i think you mean thicc.

The truth? You're very fuckable, but too fat to take home or show to friends, still very fuckable though and cuddly (for those times when I'm feeling not so manly).

lose 5-15 lbs and don't wear your hair up imo

Can we make Aryan babies?

Oh shit I got hit by that myspace pose. You need to lose some weight.

Pick with clothes on pls

>but too fat to take home or show to friends

Shit a guy posting on Veeky Forums wouldn't take her home to his parents or his equally autistic friends? Damn she just got rekt

Yeah at least 40lbs overall

Post progress in 1 year see you then

Truth, I would rekt her.

Lots of old people here who need to grow up and have a family
Tfw 26 and 4 kids (feels good man)

I can't even tell where the neck begin. Also, those eyebrows are really bad.

Body is good though.

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Uncensored progress, so you can make a better judgment, yes?

Check'd, also who is that semen demon?

>those eyebrows
>bad

Tfw smart as fuck, 21, have 2 kids and literally no future anymore. Shall I kill myself?

Lose 20 lbs and work your whole body with emphasis on legs and ass. Lucky you you have decent genetics with your fat deposites and general proportions. You're plenty fuckable now, but you could be pretty fucking stunning if you take better care of yourself.

here you go senpai

Having kids is great my life got a lot better when my first was born

Now take them off, all of them, OP.

Can you stop censoring, please? It really kills my hard-on.

disgustingly fat

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Post nudes you fag

>says the 120 lb skelly

I would lay you with pleasure.
Working on stomach would result in better waist-stomach-arm proportions.
From looks I bet that you shag well.

But it's probably fake troll, timestamp tits or gtfo.

Post butt

You look fine, thick girls is where its at

typical white girl butt lol

You need to show us if you have a juicy or fat pussy, it is very important for keying in your workout, honest.

You need more hormones mate. Also jaw surgery.

Yes, uncensored.

Obviously, just saying peak weight would be 40-50lbs down if tits stayed same. This is a fitness board I didn't say I wouldn't fuck

God, I hate feeding attention whores, but my dick is holding me at gunpoint and telling me to post
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THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

AAAAHHH

THIS IS A HIGH TEST THREAD NOW

Good good, we need some uncensored of this fine she-beast.

Hey OP just do some workout and you're fine,

Well, I would also take you if you stay like that

Muh dick OP

You are a fat, unattractive, degenerate attention whore getting of to the fact that some closet homosexuals on a somalian basket weaving forum would surpress their faggotry with you.

Here's what you do:
Hang yourself.

But please do it somewhere in the woods, where the smell of your rotting fat rolls doesn't bother anyone.

^ Ignore this twat, he's just upset you fucked up his nofap.

OP, it would be a great Christmas present if you allowed us an uncensored nude of your body, kindly?

you're perfectly hurting me with your face thinking about nothing

I should come clean guys. This isn't me. This is a girl who posts on reddit's gonewildcurvy board (well curvy is pretty lenient, most girls there are fat and call themselves curvy but there are occasional gems like OP).

reddit.com/user/troublecalling

And yes there are plenty of nudes on there

kek

Link to source, are they uncensored?

cuck

i literally posted the link to her profile you dope

>thinking a girl would ever post herself on fit

>bar of soap

You're fat.
Lose weight.

Of course not, you like men

Rock hard

dull that edge, kid

up that standard, beta

Seconding

i would last like 20 seconds tops

everything

I'm not saying she's my type, negro. By telling people to kill themselves you show what a fool you are.

Topkek

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Ohh, did I hurt your feelings with those mean mean words on the internet, fatty? How foolish.

MY TEST LEVELS ARE INCREASING
I NEED SOME FUCKING PUSSY

i'm 6'1, 180 lean, you frustrated manlet fedoralord

kek

>i'm 6'1, 180 lean
Come back here when you lift, twink

>typical white girl butt lol
So you mean not overly obese, riddled with stretch marks and cellulite?

Upvoting because true topxD

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