Just bought my first ever sip. What am I in for? Bought it for road trip fuel...

Just bought my first ever sip. What am I in for? Bought it for road trip fuel. Hope I didn't just fall for the caffeinated jew.

It's a giant red flag that screams white trash, is what it is.

You have a defibrillator handy?

Mix it with scoops for MAXIMUM GAINS

Couldn't imagine a better way to wash down my gyno drugs.

Nigger

It's surprisingly citrusy.

2K16'S MOST DANGEROUS MEME COMIN THROUGH

and now you'll be buying them the rest of your life.

welcome to the sips

>meme
you mean stealth marketing campaign

>stealth
Nigger this shit has been obvious since summer how nu r u

It's disguised as a meme so it's stealth.
It's on other boards too.
I can never buy a Monster again or it means Coca Cola jewed me.

Two ourr three a day when I don't take my pre mix. I know I should stop and I honestly think I can whenever. But I don't want to stop. I DON'T WANT TO STOP

what is a sip?

Mainline it trust me

citric acid is the primary way they simulate a sweet taste

I actually like these

I think this meme was what did it in for this board. You guys are such fucking faggots I really hope sir doesn't do a comic this year because we have become fucking awful.

Used to drink 6 of these fuckers a day.

>tfw you try the mango guava and it actually tastes nice

you sound thirsty, friend

*sips fedora*

Ever had a cup of black coffee? About the same effect. Different taste.