Who is lifting to prepare for the next crusade and killing goat fuckers?

Salty Bitch ass goat fucking pedophile. Fuck outta here, this is a christian board. We are going to kill you and your family.

You know it's just larping as most of those crusaders were prisoners and human garbage

The Crusades. Back when christians were the terrorists.

Trump is going to start a new crusade and I am so fucking ready. I want to kill some muslims.

I can't tell if this is bait or if you really have no idea what you're talking about
This multiple level ironic shitposting is becoming too much

Upboated, liked, and shared

No christians were wise and knew muslim terrorist would rise in the future and ruin the world and so they tried to kill them off. Hitler was a Christian and knew jews would take over the world and tried to kill them off.

The real crusaders were knights and could give a fuck less about fighting for god. They went purely to gain wealth and land and were arrogant enough to think god was protecting them on the way to Jerusalem. That's why Baldwin (1st crusade, not king of Jerusalem Baldwin) convinced the king and queen of Edessa to adopt him as a son and then murdered them shortly after. Mind you Edessa was a Christian kingdom. Once the crusaders arrived they had a gang of merchants and prostitutes with them and kicked them out before they reached Jerusalem so they can appear holy and surrounded the city and started praying, attempting to recreate Jericho. Once they got in the murdered muslims, christians, and Jews alike indiscriminately. You would think to a real Christian that the only king of Jerusalem would be Jesus right? But that didn't stop the aristocratic warlords to take the throne did it? Lmao.

>unironically believing this
L M A O
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You are quite possibly the dumbest person I've ever come across.

Lol there was a reason Saladin executed the templars when he took Jerusalem and granted non-Templar Christians safe passage back to Europe.

Brah I wish you would try it. I know you're afraid when you hear that Allahu Akbar yell cause you know when a Muslim says that he doesn't give a fuck about a thing after it. He's ready to die unlike you pussy bitches.

Keep living in your fantasy.

>*an eighth crusade
C'mon man we can't civilize the barbarians if we forget our grammar.

Holy shit why does there appear to be so much new people on Veeky Forums today?
>Christmas break
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

let's see how all you crusade fucktards like it when you have to leave a brother behind. Someone you've been through hell and back with, left behind because he got his leg fucked up by some pajeet firing at random. I'm sure you'll be this pumped about it when you get to picture them dying slowly of infection/blood loss, while the stench of his dying body attracts insects and wild animals.

You cunts have no idea what's coming.

you're about 14years late on this one sorry user, iraq and afghanistan were as close as you could of got

Let's see how you like it when we cover your dead bodies with dead pigs and blood and deny your entrance to your heaven.

>its a /pol/ doesnt realize most modern soldiers and marines are skinny since you need cardio to carry 100lbs of equipment for miles on end in the desert episode

>the ultimate mudslime containment board

The absolute genius

youtube.com/watch?v=fyvPe0uqjjY

SWORDS IN THEIR HANDS

>being serbian
>nor wanting to remove kebabs

Not gonna make it rodjace

>haha i told them! I memorized every thread within the last YEAR of this site! I cant believe they don't know what this is!
>I should come up with something clever to say to let them know I browse 24/7
>got it
You sure told me.

>half white half arab
>believe in god
>dunno if I should go Deus vult or Allah akbar

Hahahaha you better get off your computer I think I hear your mum calling for dinner.

Mum isn't a noun you crooked tooth fish and chips gobbling muslim lover.

Now I'm gonna get an English lesson from an ameritard! The irony is palpable. Seriously get your hand out of your pants, stop beating off on Veeky Forums, and go eat your dinner.

brush your teeth you limey faggot

I lift for the honor of my ancestors and that I may defend my family. I do not wish to die but know it will happen some day, I'd rather be put in the mound with my kin but will gladly go to the Hall up on High if needed.

lol i laughed so hard at the first sentence and cringed so hard i had to show my girlfriend

we both laughed at you

srs i do have agf and we both laughed lo

>this "hurr im going to lift so I can swing a sword better even though no one uses them anymore XD" shit is fucking stupid
Lifting so I can hump a 100lb load for a week as a sniper picking off hajis

ITT Hillary supporters and shitskins

YOU are the only 'goat fucker' around here, faggot.
>CLICK IT, BITCH

ITT mouth breathers and two-digit IQs who want to plunge the world into nonstop war

I don't want to fight in the crusades, but I DO want templar armor.

I see no possible occasion where I could wear it and not look retarded, autistic and generally fucking stupid, but I still want some sweet fucking templar gear.

>implying

It's lefties from reddit who are pissed off about the right wing safety squads.

...

This is wrong. All the lords were fighting each other and midevil Europe was in a state of perpetual war and strife up until the time of the crusades. The crusades unified Europe

What specifically is wrong? Point it out.

don't act like /pol/posting on Veeky Forums is an old thing mate, i'm positive i've been here longer than you.

...Are you implying Europeans didn't war with each other during the Crusade era?
What in that image is even wrong?

No, it's just normal functioning adults cringing at your man child fantasies

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>when they conquered areas they allowed all judaic religions to continue worship as they believed
>allowed

I think you meant: "Made them pay the being a non-muslim tax at penalty of death"

M-me too.

Where the fuck did all these cucks come from?

this is now the thread theme and my workout motivation:
youtube.com/watch?v=tP_-YIhgF3w

ACKCHTYUALLY the Crusades were a response to the Islamic caravan scouting teams that would murder Christians as the Christians would take holy pilgrimages to Jerusalem. The Crusades were simply just an attempt to create a safe path for Christians to Jerusalem and other places of religious importance.

>I'm Serbain

>Didn't trade his religion for supper

DEUS VULT

what the fuck are you talking about? the /pol/ content is newfags. it's all people who immigrated after r/the_donald and gamergate, we had absolutely none of this cringe in 2009-2015. I know, since I've actually been here.

And this is coming from an outspoken right winger, by the way - keep this garbage away from here. It's pathetic and it's fucking up what remains of this board.

Read a book and L2 not spew this verbal diarrhea you call a post.

Thread theme song:

youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic

2009?

Welcome newfag.

>doesn't want to die
>thinks the valkyries will ever choose him

helheimr awaits you, weakling

3edgy5me