Stop wasting your time

I find it funny that you mindless meatheads think you stand a chance against me just because you have "muscles" and take asteroids.
Yeah come on faggots, try to take me 1v1, 2v1, 3v1 if you dare, you are achieving nothing but getting sliced in half by my blade.
Why even bother lifting 7 hours a day if all you will do is satisfy the taste for blood that Shikio, my sword has acquired.
Stay mad, fags.
*smoke screen blasts out of thin air*
*teleports away in the shadows*

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>unironically doing a dex/int build instead of the superior str/faith build

*teleports behind you*

C'mon
*oly presses your twink ass and slams you on the ground*
Heh, nothing personal

Intelligence is everything. I am extremely intelligent and I am the perfect apex predator. I am darkness. I am death. I am god.

* body disappears into a cloud of steam and and bunch of logs*
*spectral voice is heard coming from nowhere, and everywhere*
"Hahahaha, your pathetic attempts make me laugh! I knew you were going to do that! Stay mad brainlet!"

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oh...
i hadn't seen this before
....
...

Crusader pls come back to /fraud/.

you're the reason I stopped tbqh

I actually did Kendo for 1 Year (Probably my Weeb-Phase) and from what i saw someone that is experienced with years of training is ofcourse gonna fuck you up...

right now im doing kickboxing, give me a metal pipe and your katana is not doing anything.

Also there are enough ppl in America who will simply do their "Gun-Kata".

I will be practicing those moves.
Guess not everyone here is a dumb meathead.
*teleports away*

>he thinks my katana will not slice his metal pipe in half

*teleports on top your shoulders, as if you're giving me a piggy back ride*
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing"
*thrust katana straight down through your skull*
"Nothing purse N.L. kid"

*doesnt even flinch*
*grabs you by your head*
*smashes it into the ground*
*stomps you until you are a red pile of blood*
*realizes its the real you and not a clone*
*you are dead*
*my wounds heal*

"Nothing personal, kid."

>take asteroids
I didn't know fit could take on asteroids

*pulls the 3d simulator visor off your head*
"I have allowed you to spend your last minutes enjoying a fantasy of your choosing. Your time is up."
*teleports 1,000 feet above you*
*skydive katana first into you*
nothing personnel, kid

*rapes you*

*it's a hologram*

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What would fit do if the fedora in this video walks up to your gf and slaps her in the ass?

Seriously though this guy is a legend, don't talk shit about him.

RIP

run away. his moves were solid and he's crazy enough to commit murder.

>Not cementing your place far ahead of humanity by participating in the annual asteroid deflection competition hosted by zyzz/Scooby/Piana on mount Olympia's arena floor

"My family couldnt handle me"
"I become more dangerous without it"

Yeah.

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the Face.

Quick Face Punch, Grab his wrist, and - since controlling the katana hand would be to dangerous if you are not experienced - make him imaple himself. gg wp

if you go first he cant do much

Keep dreaming kiddo
*teleports behind you*
This time it's personal.

*you go for a quick face punch*
*I separate your arm from your body with my blade*
This time, it's personal kid

woah

Not so fast, tough guy

*Before you can stab him I sonic boom from the heavens and land on top of you, instantly breaking every bone in your body and killing you to death*
*your katana is merely a molten pile of metal now*

Nothing personnel, kid.

ha...you fell for one of my decoy skydivers
*begins to summon a spirit bomb*
in a couple hours you'll just be a crater

>he's fast!

Not so fast tough guy.
Before you turn him into a crater in a couple hours
*teleports on top of you*
*uses intellect to levitate in place*
*grabs your fedora*
Now you aren't a gentleman anymore, you have no more power. It was my pleasure kid.

*9000+ episodes later*

I wish we could actually teleport.

>he can't teleport
El-oh-el.

ha. ha. ha. you think I wasn't prepared for that?
*pulls out replacement fedora*
it'll take more than that to stop me, kid

Thats why I replaced it...
with a bowler hat

>fucking washing pole users

*summons the almighty varg*
Stop fighting.
*everyone stops fighting*

TFW normies don't have a 5 stage plan

Everybody has a plan until they're sliced in two.desu

Quick blade slice, grab his wrist since controlling it is easy when it's separated from his body use it to give yourself a handjob and call him gay.

He died?