Can we get a facial aesthetics thread going?

Can we get a facial aesthetics thread going?
We all know a sculpted body is worth nothing without a head to go with it. Also ways to improve facial features; chewing gum etc.

Chewing gum is bullshit

How long does it take you to pomade your hair like that ?

How much money do you spend per week on the clipper side buzz ?

How long have you been the Justin Beiber fan club chairman ?

>oh, you have permanent discoloration of your skin, as well under those sleeves.

>barf

My girlfriend is a hairdresser so it's pretty easy to keep it trimmed all the time. And about 2 mins max

just fukin roast me

>tfw half asian half euro
>tfw cursed with formless cheek + round face genetics

must be nice permanently forced to have stubble and countour my cheekbones (granted it takes literally 5 seconds to brush each cheek).

Korean?

They're pretty much the only moonface asians. And some nips.

Get a new haircut you make all lifters look like fags when you do that.

Also does chewing gum actually work?

If matt damon and tim robbins fucked and then got hit in the face with an iron.

i want those lips on my dick

>will rape you if you reject him mode

what's with the faggy pout?

>Also does chewing gum actually work?

No

more interested in anal aesthetics tbqhfamilia

post gooch

What are you gay?

dude dont fr*cking accuse of things everrrrr okay?

Fuck alright man, chill it's cool.

ur frickin dead already you dont even know it

OP if that's you, you better be getting some pussy cause you're a cutie

>no homo i'm a grill

Ok faggot, tell me how you keep your hair up

I swear I could pull any girl if my hair didn't look like an autistic mess

>tfw I'm a moon faced fucking faggot

A-at least I have a great personality, right?

What does it look like? Give us an example using paint or a picture

Mate, every asian has round faces and almost non-existent cheekbones/definition outside the mixed race ones which lucked out and got western bone structure.

i'm not OP but he probably uses a wax or clay and blowdrys or towel tries when he gets out of the shower

Eh.
QT.

fuckboy vide/10. also nice >vneck nah you're ok

interesting face. asymmetrical. nice lips.

are you mewing in this picture? looks sort of unnatural... you could do porn tho.

>Give us an example using paint

100 hours in paint

Keep your hair up with gel/wax/pomade/hairspray faggot. also train your hair to do that

DO I LOOK OK?

you look fine

nice muscles

y-you too

I'm NEET so porn could be a plan

goddamit why are all you beautiful motherfuckers posting on Veeky Forums?

before

Because I'm an autistic degenerate who ruins every interpersonal relationship I've ever had. I fuck random sluts from tinder and lift to kill the time.

After (post gym pic)

Anyone losing facial gains with bodyfat? I think the optimal bf% for my face is ~20%. 15% makes me look 10 years older and I look like an old-man with

look like you're trying quite hard to make it seem like you have a strong jawline

oh ok

are you wearing a bra?

very nice but do you poo in the loo?

nah its a singlet

i take my shorts off when i do olifts

wtf that body looks WEIRD

DAMM JAMAL would let poo in the loo/10

>DO I LOOK OK?
Bone me daddy

it weird watching myself slowly evolve into my dad.

Should I just end it all?

no. Having a gf is not as much about face or body but more about being less autistic

For the love of god shave that stupid ass pidgetto hair cut off. The only women that go for that hair cut are ones with chest tats that dropped out of community college.

>fishes for compliments while looking like Shane from the walking dead
oh fuck off m8

Me when I shave. Im 21 and it makes me look 16

I don't want to have a gf. Honestly too much bull shit for me.

I don't have much options. I've been getting a line up and fade my whole life and I want to try something new.

I don't know who that is.

eff you david blaine you demon

Second shooter in Orlando nightclub?

...

Jimmy, is that you?

...

>I don't know who that is.
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that picture hurt my neck to look at but boy was it worth it

ennui you look old as fuck now

wow rude i'm only 31

>David Blaine
user why do you hurt me like this?

Hell yeah I mowed those homos down

Who?

Same

If I look like him at that age I'd be content.

Yea I don't know how to turn it the right way but thanks

>roiding for that....

Oops I gave you a (you) on accident

pls dont bully me user, ive been off since dec '12 and the arm you can see is the bicep i tore

december 2011 oops

Don't apologise for a beautiful thing user
you dont need to apologise either user, looking that fine

lol. i remember when you were stronger than me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please user i'm sensitive irl

I strongly advise to kys

did you finally get your shit together? or are you still living with your mother in your 30's?

>Can we get a facial aesthetics thread going?

6'ft,165lb. Hopefully my neck will start to fill out as I keep lifting, not that it's facial aesthetics but whatever.

What the fuck is this photo? Is it a screenshot from your porno?

You have to go back

DYELs gone wild
Do I actually look like Mexican? I'm a leaf

Veeky Forums has a lot of hot guys...no homo. Although some of you have some of the gayest haircuts.

I'd bang

>Do I actually look like Mexican?
You look like a spic. I don't really care what kind of an injun hidden in your ancestry