Friendly reminder that beard are not Veeky Forums approved, if you have a beard kill yourself, fucking autist

Friendly reminder that beard are not Veeky Forums approved, if you have a beard kill yourself, fucking autist

*only works if you're swole enough and have already decent facial aesthetics

t. low test beardlet

OP can't grow a beard, everyone point and laugh

Agreed

Found the neckbeards.

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Beards aren't bad, but they have been ruined by reddit's "le manly man" crowd

not very friendly there cunt.

I need mine cuz babyface

mew, neck curls and cut your hair frequently, no need to have a disgusting beard to look manly

>Implying well maintained beards with a solid physique isn't masculine as fuck

Nigger it's like you don't even want to remove kebab with a fucking zweihander. Also I need mine because winter, also I look better with a short beard, also my grill digs it.

Same.
I keep it low and trim it daily, but I need a little something or I look 18.

Beard culture is weird though. Don't you find it's mostly guys with no other body hair that sport the massive beards now? I don't feel the need to grow my beard for 6 months when the rest of my body is already gorilla mode and has been that way since 12 years old.

the beard does no make the man
the man makes the beard

t. nu-males

TRANSLATION:
>OP can't grow a beard, and is so massively butthurt over the fact

>this is what low test fags tell themselves

>t. nu-males
you're the nu-male if you think
1) a beard will make your ugly face look good
2) your ugly face will make your beard look good

No all people who are nu-males have beards but all people who have beards are nu-males.

Turkroach detected.

make fit white again

>turkroach

damn that's a new one!
Too bad I'm a white Canadian dude with Norwegian and Dutch heritage!

Just somehow cursed (blessed?) with Robin Williams-esque body hair.

If you can grow a beard you have an obligation to grow it

Then I will apologize broder. If you truly have Norwegian blood you will celebrate Yule this year and not cuck Christmas.

This

wow I have to get approval from a bunch of bro scientists most of whom post on this crappy board instead of lifting. 99% of people on here are pathetic anyways

I've got over 40 matches in one night when I put an old picture of me with a beard as a default picture on Tinder.

You mad?

>beard
>autist

pick one

they have never been with a poo before

most men with beards are hiding their ugly face

Rate my beard, guys.

(Yes I am working on my neck, it's thin as fuck...)

>23 years old
>tall
>strong jawline
>voice so deep that black people call me barry white
>can't even grow a mustache yet
>mfw

oh well, at least the le handsome beard man meme is dying

not bad, shave the neckbeard scruff thought and dont let the beard grow longer than that

THIS
THIS
THIS

DING DING DING!!!