Care to join me for some cardio, user ?

well you wont be able to see any caked on shit so be careful

Implying my african goddess wouldnt have a divine pristine asshole

You're on.
*hops on bike*

she wouldnt

Implying

Nope, never really liked non-White girls. But even though they're not my taste, I can see why they're hot.

In fact I like girls who are so pale with light features that they look like weird snow zombies.

>my african goddess

>am I in The fucking Jungle Book or something or do apes speak human?

This

>tfw too intelligent for gf

This meme really is going places I'd never expect.

I don't know why but I'm attracted to swarthy Mediterranean girls the most. Maybe the racemixing propaganda has worked on me.

Why can't you just be attracted to something without worrying about what the jews are doing?

not everyone wants to live in the matrix

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The thing about you redpills is you take the redpill but still hang out in the matrix anyway. And when you get lucky, all your shitposting occasionally becomes President.

Truly trump is the height of pol's machinations.

Proud to have been a witness.

Running away from you, absolutely.
Most black women are disgusting. Half breed sluts are alright.

>pic for Myrmidons

>have to do cardio 5 - 6 days a week because joining marines

Life is suffering atm

wouldn't have the most divinest of shitless rectumi

you gotta put cream first into that coffee though

Hell yeah. You standing on your tippytoes all sexy....you know what I need

>do this by choice because i like it and the benefits were life changing for me

jokes on you im a dyel with decent cardiovascular endurance

Those are some weird ass collarbones

They just arent slathered in fat like the usual thiccmeme sluts that get posted

Nah, theres no way those shits should extend that far onto the shoulder

*teleports infront of you*
Aint nothin personal m'lady

No you skank, cardio kills gains

she's just pulling her shoulderblades back

if you're lean enough, you can do the same thing by flexing your lats and pulling your shoulders down

Is there like a distance i have to do it in?
Cos I'm slow but I can run a semi.

>Cos I'm slow but I can run a semi.
But can you run with a semi?

source?

/pol/ack here, would fugg, but not procreate with

really nigga...

>mediterranean girls
>racemixing
what?

my face wouldnt leave her ass

top fucking kek

top kek

>throw bananas at her
>make monkey noises

>Sprint towards her
>Put her on my shoulder
>Run to closest 5star hotel or decent motel
>Kick down doors
>Spend night giving her this 9x6 while she screams Daddy
>Wake up next to sleeping beauty the next day and check my heart rate
>I spread her legs hop on top of her and rub my mushroom tip on her still sore cunt
>I decide to get an early morning workout in before I go home to my wife.

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>muh nofap
don't do it to me, brehs

is that being enlightened by your own intelligence?

We're going too far man.

rape it is then

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once a cute lesbian asked me to swim race. Ofc I won and leaved her miles behind, almost got pussy bru :( (licked her feet tho)

>negros tier
>good

thanks for the ab workout, retard

*shoots her in a leg*
You're on

catching you miring? already did

>Black

Guess I'm running away then

kys

these memes are great

This has gone too far.

yum.

fuck off back to your containment board, /pol/weenie.

>falling for the meme

I honestly thought I've seen all the variations of this meme that there are
I'm pleasantly surprised

>mindfuck

I failed for the meme of lifting and now I'm jacked.

Sounds like something a Jew would say.

lol at all these anons that don't do cardio, how will you catch people in the post-apocalyptic hellscape after civilization ends?

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Lmao what a faggot

underrated

has this meme only recently been getting really creative?

So are we still using le feels man meme? I haven't been on Veeky Forums in a year and you faggots still haven't come up with anything new, I'm disappointed.

Which BLACKED is this?