What Resolutions doe Veeky Forums have for 2017

What resolutions do you guys have, I'll start with mine -get to 190, 10%bf, (I'm already 6,1 175, 10%)

achieve happiness

Why did u use that image?

Get into medical school. 240 -> 200lbs at least.

Meet Zyzz

why not, got a problem with AJ?

Bulk to at least 1920x1080

>finally achieve twink mode
>get a bear bf
>lose virginity
in that order

>new gf, or reconnect with ex
>finish cutting, then bulk
>4pl8 deadlift

>get bf who is teddy bear mode
>consistently weigh in the 120s instead of 130s
>do pullup
>bench 100lbs

Trappy pls die

> get under 200 (230 now)
> fall in love

Start working torwards on getting my EMT certification

Let's add

>help /fit stop hating girls

I have a comfy job and I work out consistently. I guess just gains in lifts. If someone comes along that I'm interested in sure, but flying solo right now is pretty comfy.

why would they pin the rod in place before applying the magic waves?

idk man im not a fucking doctor

what is twink mode

I want to bench 225.

Really I'd like to hit 1/2/3/4 but bench is the only lift I really care about

get a decent job that pays 20+ hr
hit 5pl8 DL for reps
bench 3pl8 for reps
OHP 2 pl8
gain 10lbs to hit 220

Just DL every other day nigger. lmao4pl8 is easy if you're actually trying. Good luck with the GF stuff though.

Objective: Return Home

Wtf is 1/2/3/4? I've seen it a few times and have no idea what it means..

Refers to plates in a lift
1 plate overhead press
2 bench
3 squat
4 deadlift

1 plate OHP
2 plate bench
3 plate squat
4 plate deadlift

jinx nigger

i guess 1/2/2/4

2 plate squat because I'm barely doing a bit more than 1pl8 right now. my weakest link and I finally figured out why this week so I guess it can only go up from here.

;)

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Join the army reserves

>call a black person a nigger to their face

I've been skimping out on cardio and need some forced motivation lmao ehh

forget the love of my life and best friend

>keep lifting
>eat right
>bulk properly
>obtain a bourse
>learn e comerce
>make money
>pray to KEK everything is going to be ok

- Improve social skills with women (tfwnogf)
- Get a 7.5pl8 deadlift
- Get a 4pl8 paused bench
- Be able to squat again

Hitting 1/2/3/4
I'm at 115 OHP so I'll probably hit that first.

kill myself

Why put off until tomorrow what you could do today?

>girls

work the mobility to suck my own dick (I'm almost there)
save up for ecess skin removal
resist the urge to kill myself everytime I get a dissociatiion episode

haha dude that was a real funny joke. the word NIGGER is funny. fpbp haha. wanna play minecraft later my dad gave my xbox back :)

Nigger

>Fully recover from injuries
>Do well in my classes
>Release some music
>Raise money to take that trip with gf

Lmao

rape a white girl with my 9 other homie

Climbing Denali next year. No specific goals other than to be in the best shape I can be for the climb.

get lmao2pl8 squat for 5x5
get lmao1pl8 bench for 5x5
get lmao1pl8 ohp for 5x5

get to ~170lbs before summer (currently at 144lbs on a good day)

get my dick back in working order

Earn a shit load of money in my new job, pay off bills.
Finish cut, then bulk.
Start boxing again.
Try Horseback riding.
Become a better shot with my rifle.
No Porn
Live a peaceful life. Like a plant.

Resolutions are for bitches. If you want to get something done. Do it now

They're really just glorified short and long term goals. If this isn't to your liking you're welcome to fuck off back to your little black and white world where everything is perfectly logical and nobody masturbates to photos of popular spiritualists and new age thinkers.