Preacher curls

>preacher curls
>still don't go to church

>Deadlifts
>still alive

>Preacher Curls
>be pagan

>Cable flys
>Still on ground

>skullcrusher
>head still intact

>SS
>Get arrested for antisemitism

>Decline bench
>Do it anyway

>lying pullover
>has a scientificly verifiable quote on it

i've seen these two at least a million times now, who hasn't?

>squats
>doesn't speak Russian

>hammer curls
>use dumbbells instead

>hollow holds
>body contains many things

>farmer walks
>am not a farmer

>dips
>don't even like nachos

>bench press
>pressing a bar instead of the bench

>clean and jerk
>Im on nofap

>skullcrushers
>doens´t crush skull

>girlfriend fly´s
>doesn´t land u a gf

>good mornings
>18:37

>chin ups
>still depressed

>Pull Snatch
>Still a virgin

>calf raises
>not a cattle farmer

>tricep "kick" backs
>using my arms

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>kroc rows
>am human

>dumbbell fly's
>No they don't

>Protein shake
>Use a blender instead

>snatch
>i have a penis

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>clean
>haven't showered this morning

>lifting Sumo style
>fully clothed

/winner

>Spiderman Push Ups
>I AM BATMAN!

>Rows
>not on a boat

>Front Squat
>He never pays up

>Humor Thread
>OPs 1RM

>Iron Cross
>Not a German war hero

>Decline Bench
>Do it anyways

lel'd

>Asked if I know my bodyfat
>"That's pretty rude I'm quite lean"

Kek

>Leg extensions
>Still a manlet

>Romanian deadlifts
>Actually Ukrainian

>cable curls
>not curling my tv

>Cable flyes
>Machine still on ground

>lunges
>before bregfast

>Exercise bike
>Bike does no exercise

>Starting Strength.
>A legitimate non-meme routine for newbie lifters.

>Rowing machine
>Doesn't start arguments

>Hack Squat
>Doesnt even know your password

>Stepper
>Doesn't produce open grasslands

>Box jumps
>Box doesnt move

>dumbell press
>all the buttons

>Gloves
>not gardening

>Arnold press
>No one pushes the Schwarzenegger

>squat plug
>still shart

>1pl8
>90lbs + bar

underrated

>donkey kickbacks
>nowhere near a farm

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