Steriod prevention thread

I just got curved by a girl that I thought that we really liked each other. College Freshman with a 9 month dry spell.

convince me not to just blast and cruise.

Ruined a job for me. Won't say what I do, but during one of my application processes I had to do a polygraph. They hit me with "have you ever used cocaine, marijuana, or steroids" . I said no but they said I spiked the question of steroids every time. Didn't end up hiring me. I would have made 18k more a year if I got it

But otherwise hows steriods?

youre most likely too stupid to do it correctly, and even if you do, youll still run the risk of fucking up your bodys endocrinology in your later years

>a girl that I thought that we
Pls don't add any more complications to ur life

I just wanna blast n cruise now, no more complications

Practice lying. I could have told them I was a unicorn that farted $100 bills with raegans face on them and been fine. Then again, I'm a sociopath.

Shouldve told the truth. What kind of job does polygraph testing?

did you not read the part where he said he had to take a polygraph you homo

No matter how much you look like you lift, you can never replace all of the hugs you never got from your dad.

or just weak as fuck and won't let yourself really admit and process how shit you can be

Polygraph measures heart rate and respiration. It doesn't read your fucking brain. If you actually, 100% believe whatever bullshit you say then it won't catch it.

he understands that you retard

>he uses a disorder to his advantage and I don't like it
>better tell him he doesn't understand himself
Whatever helps you sleep better friendo.

>believing that polygraphs are that easy to beat and that all you have to do is believe your lie
k den

I don't care that you lie, I just question the legitimacy of your sociopath claim

>is god real

I've been were you are now.

My advice to you is, go for trial and error.

the salesman way. You can get blown off by 99 out of 100 girls you hit up, but there will always be 1 that goes for it.

I sucked at the whole being a player thing, got out of a toxic relationship with a Christian gf, and started going out to every single fucking party I could get myself into.

I just started to not give a fuck about anything, and here is the fun part: everything works when you stop giving a fuck.

its not about "not caring", its about "not giving a flipping fuck". (there's a big difference)

Eventually I met this girl, we started fucking, then she left to study abroad, but by that time I had found some other girl, now Im going dry for the first time in months and have to go out again and see what I can "befriend".

So my advice to you:

repeat until failure, then do it again, and again and again, until you stop giving a fuck, then automatically your game will change and for some unknown fucking reason, you will get pussy.

but heres the fun part, the one that Im living right now:

you will realize, that pussy wasnt the answer to your problems. It was merely a diversion. Something to keep your mind of your real problems.

Then you will realize that deep down inside you, now matter how much you change your body, get pussy and hype up, you will still have that broken light inside you.

ignore that last part. I just want to get things of my mind.

also, just to keep this fitness oriented. Depending on what you re jucing, it might just make it worst.

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I just need change user, and I think steriods will give it to me

women are whores, I see that clearly now, I'm just too lethargic in my current state to do anything about it...

also I've been lifting for 1.5 years and can do 1/2/3/4 for at least 1 rep
so I should do it?

You think its some kind of objective truth finder?

Daily reminder that staying natty is literally not worth it

>pic of montae

damn nigga shit must've hurt

if youre gonna juice, do one cycle. See how you feel, study a shitload before you put that inside your body, accept any consequence that can happen and if you fuck up, deal with it.

if you can accept that then go for it. but do it because of passion for achieving physical self improvement.

and what I said before... about being all "player" and so... its not just women who are whores. we all whores.

we just cant handle the fact that other people are interested in the appeareance,and are to selfish to recognize it.

We want a beautiful comprenhensive woman for ourselves that sees us for who we really are, and yet loves us. BUT, it happens that those women are all either hot or gorgeous. Hence, we are all hypocrites.

if an ugly fat chick came to us with nothing but good feelings, we would flip them off with no hesitation, why should those women we call "whores" do the same?

we are all whores, bro.

you just have to fuck enough women to realize it. Then, you will end up disgusted with yourself for what you have become. You wont feel all cool like a player, even if other men praise you. No. you WILL feel like a whore. A manwhore if thats what it can be called.

fuck everyone and tell em to fuck off.

get good at it. making them like it.

then exploit whatever is in their dirty minds.

mommy told you not to kiss and tell? mommy was right, because if you do, you are throwing away the power you had over them. the intimacy.

and fuck, you think you hate women now?

try fucking a bunch.

you will develop trust issues, you will never have a formal relationship because you will learn that they can fuck anyone at anytime, you will learn a shitload of things.

then you will end up alone, and alone you might find peace. At least I hope I do, because I fucking hate everyone right now. I feel betrayed by my principles.

dude, you always tell the truth on those things, unless it's murder or child rape.

most of the time they just want to see if you're going to lie.

these things are all 98% true. gotta find that 2%

best point in here though is for all the r9k and pol women haters to realize that they friendzone undesirable women, but then get mad when desirable women friendzone them. It's really just an inability to accept an outcome that doesn't favor them.

Im OP, the problem isn't the friendzoning

its the being whores that is the problem,

manwhore guy from depressing comments here:

OP, I really want you to be happy.

But you have to accept the fact that unless you are a faithful boyfriend/husband/lover, you DO have desire for other women.

you masturbate thinking of other women, not just one women. Or do all women in your porn folder look the exact same?

Women are no different. They can have you inside them and think about that hot guy with those nice buns while you re pumping them.

theres no shame in that. Of course you would lose your boner if they started calling you by a different name, just like they would get pissed of if you forgot theirs.

you are in college, dating college girls, college girls, like college boy, are all in that whoring phase.

you want a serious get married relationship within your age range? go for the christians, like I did.

but you will get tired of the shit they will make you put up to. And still, no matter how good christian girls they are, their craving for lust is worst than regular college girls.

the things I did with my girlfriend back then, just made me realize they are the biggest hypocrites, two faced bigots in this planet.

but if you think that having a "faithful" "non whoring" woman in your life is gonna make you happy, by all means, go for it.

But it wont change their desires.

Here s a fun story: I was getting head from my christian gf, blew my load inside her mouth, she swallowed half, the other half fell through her chin, down her blouse and between her unbuttoned blouse, right between her tits (image is till fucking hot in my mind), but here this: her dad calls her to ask when she ll be back home, she hasnt clean herself up and is talking all innocent with his dad over the phone. Who the fuck does that?

But hey, go for it.

Polygraphs have never been more than overblown pseudoscience. They operate on much the same principle as those stupid thetan readers the scientologists use

holy shit this edge

>"his dad"
Knew you couldnt keep the lie up for that long. You wouldnt last a couple seconds on Opeys poligraph test.

>polygraph
Did you apply for a job in the 1950s?

what type of job was it? is it some kind of very strict "lives depend on this nigga" type of job?

like i could understand it if you were some sort of brain surgeon or airliner pilot, but then again if you were the former 18k a year wouldn't have really made a difference

>polygraph
that shit is not a good tool to use at all

Goddamn this was inspiring to read. AMA?

Hoooo leeee shit I'm fucking mirin

Thanks user