Steriod prevention thread

I just got curved by a girl that I thought that we really liked each other. College Freshman with a 9 month dry spell.

convince me not to just blast and cruise.

Ruined a job for me. Won't say what I do, but during one of my application processes I had to do a polygraph. They hit me with "have you ever used cocaine, marijuana, or steroids" . I said no but they said I spiked the question of steroids every time. Didn't end up hiring me. I would have made 18k more a year if I got it

But otherwise hows steriods?

youre most likely too stupid to do it correctly, and even if you do, youll still run the risk of fucking up your bodys endocrinology in your later years

>a girl that I thought that we
Pls don't add any more complications to ur life

I just wanna blast n cruise now, no more complications

Practice lying. I could have told them I was a unicorn that farted $100 bills with raegans face on them and been fine. Then again, I'm a sociopath.

Shouldve told the truth. What kind of job does polygraph testing?

did you not read the part where he said he had to take a polygraph you homo

No matter how much you look like you lift, you can never replace all of the hugs you never got from your dad.