Meal thread

What'cha eatin', Veeky Forums?

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Also, rate my meal.

250g cottage cheese
1 banana
1 clementine

my cute trap gf cock

no homo

Why would you think sucking your cute trap gf's cock is homo?

who took that picture?

Any guy that does oral on his gf is a beta.

Intermittent fasting, lean bulking, approximately 2700 kcal.

---14:00---
100g oats
300-400 ml skim milk
2 buns with 3 pieces of thin sliced chocolate
4 rice biscuits

---18:30/19:00---
200g white rice
280g chicken
150g broccoli
1 teaspoon olive oil

---22:00---
200g cottage cheese
100g Brie
2 rice biscuits

tofu, rice, peas

>who took that picture?

Presumably it's on a timer.

ok, friend.

biggest Beta ever here.
Well i fuck more grills in one Month then you will do in your entire life Alpha fag.
Go suck a cock, i bet you will like it.

are you implying you are eating out those random skanks you bang? wew lad

her husband

>eating pussy
Gay
The bull

can i get something worse then Herpes... have this shit since 13...

Ate half and I feel sick now.

2 Sausage and Egg McMuffin combos and a breakfast burrito

You make me sick.

Who took this pic?

dirtiest of bulks

no, eating out random sloots is beta
doing oral on a long term gf is not

my mom

Cut up chicken breast with some Arabic spice mix I bought online.

Tastes pretty good just like the halal guys' chicken.

sauce on op pic ?
girl is hawtt

I think this is the best place for me to ask my question.

Im vegetarian (due to religion so please dont ask/tell me to drop it) but I want to eat a low cal high protein diet but idk what to eat.

So far ive been measuring my food and counting it with MFP to keep it under 1500cal but whenever I can I eat cashews and beans in a can thats really fucking cheap.

Basically, cheap vego high protein meals?
Sorry if im asking for a lot just dont know where to start or how to make a meal plan

What are oats even good for
How am I supposed to eat them

The bull who just creampied the cuck's wife

In the morning Microwaved for healthy poops

halal guys my nigga, white sauce is gold

Whole wheat bagel with avocado, tomato, ham, egg and cheddar cheese

Invest in protein powder senpai. Your gonna have a rough time eating a lot of protein on such a low diet. Beans, lentils, nuts, are alright. Greek yogurt is a God send, especially mixed with some of that there high protein Granola. Lots of milk as well.

Currently on "shredding" protein powder thought I would give it a go. Yea like people can eat tuna and shit but like im like wtf do I eat.

"Lots of milk as well." pls dont tell me gomad

>she just got finished getting railed by BBC
>now has a massive black load deposited in her
>enter the cuck white husband
>"t-time to clean all this up"
>"m-m-aybe if i do a good enough job i will be allowed to unlock my chastity device for couple of minutes"

>Chicken, spinach and tuna are your three cutting foods. Green tea for bonus points
>egg whites if you must have breakfast (should be doing fasted cardio in the morning though)
>1/2 cup of oats daily for poop reasons.

Count your calories and drink water.

I'm thinking a cup or two a day, not a gallon.
Seriously Greek yogurt is great.
Also cottage cheese if you like that.
"Shredding" protein powder sounds like broscience, next time you get some just look for the most protein for the least amount of calories. I believe they are called protein isolates (as opposed to concentrates). Something like 40g protein for 170 cals.
That will help you hit your protein to calorie goals.

the camera

enjoy your HPV

is this your fantasy? maybe it's time for to stop browsing Veeky Forums/porn and be a productive member of society. Who knows, maybe you will find a girlfriend?

Agree with this.

Try Isopure.

I put my pops on whey protein instead of the Boost jew (expensive low protein crap that they sell old/sick people for insurance money). He needed a low-sugar protein because diabetus. He found Isopure, I tried some and it's pretty fucking good.

He beat cancer with it. Now it's my go to. But it's a bit expensive.

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HMMM