I told my friend only retards hurt themselves chopping wood and he told me ive never cut enough wood to get tired and i...

i told my friend only retards hurt themselves chopping wood and he told me ive never cut enough wood to get tired and i dont know.

i made this picture to show him how only a total retard would cut themselves chopping wood and he still wont relent. wat do

I cut myaelf prweety bD once. Ii chop regularly

If you are splitting a particularly large and not dry log, it is better to catch it on the edge so it will more likely split (as opposed to the splitting maul sinking into the center of the log).

You should always have your legs spread when you chop.

There is very little chance of you hurting yourself doing it properly.

>t. chopped a cord of wood by hand back in November

he is right. After you chop wood for 2~3 hours you kinda get tired and after you get tired you make very bad decisions.
I don't chop woods after I get tired. Never again. Fuck woods.

Your friend is rigth, you are wrong, and you probably never did an honest day's labour.

well dang

tfw btfo

Don't worry user, at least you haven't learned this particular lesson the hard way.

Seriuosly, don't fuck around with axes when tired and/or drunk.

Your stickmen's grip illustrates very well that you don't know wtf you're talking about.

SS and GOMAD

You're supposed to use an ax, user