Enter gym

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>Walk in the gym
>THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER SMALL WORLD ALL HER FRIENDS KNOW ME

>walk into gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>walk into gym
>ONE THING

My gym unironically played rick roll - never gonna give you up last week

SMHTBQHWY

>ywn lift in a gym that plays only old rinse fm sets
why live

>be bulking
>enter gym
>SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

>YOU SEE ME I BE WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>enter gym
>IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Walk into the gym
>FROM THE DON'T STOP FROM THE FROM THE DON'T STOP

IN BLOOD SWORN
TO GLORIFY AND FOR LIFE ADORN
WITH ALL THAT DIES TO BECOME UNBORN

wow this thread is naming all the songs i dislike the most this is crazy
kinda like these though tbf famalam

>enter the gym
>BABY - I LIKE YOUR STYLE
>Grips on your waist - front way, back way - you know that I don't play

Luckily Drake is my nigga

>walk into gym
>24 KARROT MAGIC IN THE AAAAIIIIRRRR

>enter the gym
>THE ONLY GIRL IVE EVER LOVED WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

>enter gym
>I LOOOOOOVVVEEE YOOOOOUUUUUU JESSUUUUUUUUSSS CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSST
>walk out

I actually have this on my workout playlist

>enter gym
>LOVING HANDS... CARING WORDS...
>FOOTSTEPS IN THE SNOW...
>FADEEEEEEED

>SAIL

LEGIT when I went into the gym today, I opened the door and copped a face full of

>ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

/tv/ pls

THROUGH THE NAZI LINES

PRIMO VICTORIA

ON THE 6TH OF JUNE

ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE

Kek

ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE

>enter gym
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
end my life famalam

omg i seriously cannot stand this fucking song

I knew the lyrics to that song were cuckworthy pussy pedestal bullshit the first time I heard it. Then I read the lyrics and almost had an aneurysm.

...

>walk into gym
>Flash that buttery gold, jittery zeitgeist
>Wither by the watering hole, what a patrol
>Who are we to heart Huckabee art fuckery suddenly

>enter gym
>IT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD

Sadly, not even the worst. I've heard shit you wouldn't believe, I want to cry from the cringe. I'm so cheap though that I won't spend $20 on an MP3 player.

>enter gym
>A BARONY OF IVY IN THE TREES EXPANDING OUT ITS EMPIRE BY DEGREES

>enter gym
>WE GOTTA HOLD ON TO WHAT WE'VE GOT

Isn't it about literal faggots?

>walk into gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Honestly I could get down to this.

Get out of the thread, Aunt Kathy.

>walk into gym
>qeue up a shitload of Drake on the PA system
>put on headphones and listen to my music
>watch the angry Slav manlets in my gym get mad about the asshole who keeps playing fucking Drake

Devilish.

>walk into gym
>I'M COMING DOWN ON STEREO HEAR ME ON THE RADIO
>CLICK CLICK BOOM

>enter gym
>sound of my plugging my phone into aux cord

I assume this means a Range/Land Rover, and not, y'know, a Rover?

>walk into gym
>"Die waffen, legt...an!"
>DDDDRURURDURDURDRDRRRRRDRDRRRRRBRRBRBRBRBRBRRR

>enter gym
>dudududu dudududu... its darude im sry

Some guy benching was making the sounds kekkkkked hard

>walk into gym
>DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DOWN

>enter gym
>I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

I always thought it was "I'll worship like a dog on a saturday night"

I thought maybe he meant worshipping on a Saturday was extreme.
Or he was being cheeky and meant getting butt rammed and that was his "worship". Cause it's about being gay and the church right? I honestly don't give a shit that song was lame after a week.

I unironically like that song now. I hated it when it came out because like all good songs on the radio, they have to play them into the ground. Apparently the song is about the guys struggle with his catholic heritage and being gay or something.

>walk into gym
>I'm a motherfuckin starboy

You sure are, boy.

>return to the motherland
>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
>Und das heißt: Erika

>fail on a squat
>it all comes tumbling down

>walk into gym
>PUMP IT
LOUDER
>PUMP IT
LOUDER

Yes!

But that's a good song tho

>enter gym
>free jazz starts playing

>walk into gym
>AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Enter Gymnasium / Men's Liftery
>DA BOOM NA BA NOOM NA NAMENA!

>enter gym
>WHEN I WAS

>walk into the gym
>DADADING DADADING DADADING DADA DING DING BOY
>WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT
at least garridge and ladhouse are better than chart shit

>enter gym
>BA BA BA BA BA BA BOW
>BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>Step into gym
>OOH LA-LA! OOH WHAT A FEELING

>walk into gym
>I wish that I could turn back time
>cause now the guilt is all mine
>can't live without the trust from those you love.
>I know we can't forget the past
>you can't forget love and pride
>because of that it's killing me inside

>walk into gym
>HI SAY THE THE HE, HA HE HE THE HEAVEN TO TO THE HEAVEN SAY YOU KNOW MYABIBUBABY BIB BI BI!

youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ

Jesus Christ this

Based gym. Where?

>enter gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

This shit annoys me big time. Rocket man was playing in the gym another time tho.

Who the fuck cares what he means? He said rover.

>Enter Gym

>O SAY CAN YOU SEE

> Walk into gym

>UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ WUB WUB WUB UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ WIGIWIGU WUUUUUU

>enter gym
>"WHEN THERES A WHIP *whoop-tcshhhhh* THERES A WAY"
youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9NEYNuLdo

Nice.

>walk in gym
>AND EVERYBODY SINGIN LA LA LA LA LA
>do mountain climbers for 3 minutes in the doorway

GOAT

IN THE NAME OF LOOOOVE
NAME OF LOOOOVE

>oh
>we are going to infinity
>oh
>we are infinity

>walk in Gym
>GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS TOONIGHT

I actually like this one though.

(know me)

>gym starts drifting

>enter gym
>do bow bow (chicka chicka)
>instant break all PRs

>about to start first set of squats
>THE CAR'S ON FIRE AND THERE`S NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL

every fucking time

>walk into gym
TIME CAN BE GENEROUS BUT ALSO REALLY TIME IS INDIFFERENT

that song is actually pretty catchy t.b.h

I would stick to that gym like stink on a shitskin

>walk in the gym

>I hope I can chill and stay the same
>Stop the bleeding inside and feel again
>Cut the chain of lies you've been feeding my veins
>I've got nothing to say to you
>I hope I can chill and stay the same
>Stop the bleeding inside and feel again
>Cut the chain of lies
>I've been beating and beating and beating myself
>Without nothing to say to you
>Nothing to say to you

youtu.be/FSEF03mqvcw