How do you get women like this?

How do you get women like this?

Obviously being Veeky Forums alone doesn't help, so what's the big secret?

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Playing childrens' videogames and speaking barely passable Spanish. Not even joking

Why would you want a woman who wears that much make up?

Have confidence and be a genuinely interesting person and you can pretty much get any girl you want. Sadly I'm lacking in both areas

>looking good and having an interesting, fun personality are big secrets to be revealed
These threads are fucking autism.

There's definetely more to it

Plenty of guys look good and have fun personalities, yet they don't get the top percentile of women

What do you expect jelqing secrets and secret pheromones?:

Thin women with lots of makeup in yoga pants? They're literally everywhere

OP might live in America though

What did he mean by this?