ITT Tales of Gym Autism
>have sorta-gymbro (we struck up a conversation between sets while spotting each other and usually go to the gym at the same time, but we've never hanged outside the gym)
>clearly fat, nerdy kv who is lifting so girls won't flee from his sight
>both be mirin qt that usually comes to the gym the same time we do
>gymbro, emboldened by his gains (strength gains only, still more fat than muscle), decides one day "dude, I'm gonna talk to her"
>"absolute madman"
>"nah dude, I saw her get out of her car today. she has the fullmetal alchemist logo on her back window. I can chat her up about anime! besides, I'm funny! chicks like funny guys, right?"
>don't want to be unsupportive "g-go get 'er, b-bro..."
>watch this motherfucker crash and burn the moment he opens his mouth
>she hasn't watched anime since high school and totally forgot she had that FMA sticker
>she doesn't need a spotter for deadlifting
>his idea of "funny" is silly, including making a jar-jar binks voice when saying something silly. this nigga is like 20 and it's like his sense of humor didn't develop past grade school
>my face every time he tries the voice bit again to try to make her giggle
>no really, she really doesn't need a spotter
>he aborts the conversation by pretending he sees somebody behind her and jogs out of the power cage room
>see him in locker room after workout
>asks me if I want to play video games after the gym
>"S-sorry man, I'm swamped with studying for finals and writing essays, m-maybe next semester"
ITT Tales of Gym Autism
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He should've asked her "Feelin' fit, buddy?"
for you
>walking to lat pulldown machine
>hear someone clearly struggling with some weights
>40 yo Pajeet is fighting the other lat pulldown machine
>sitting parallel to the seat slightly hovering above the seat
>twisting arms back and forth while handing from the bar
>not even pulling the weight down
>switches up the form
>oh shit
>seems to be what resembles a correct lat pulldown
>NOPE
>starts standing up and down, looks kinda like squats
>still not pulling any of the weight
>smells like an Indian Buffet
the fucks with all the Ahmeds and Pajeets with shit form?
kek at the Jar-Jark Binks voice punchlines. I can totally imagine some fat sperg doing shit like that
>nigga is like 20 and it's like his sense of humor didn't develop past grade school
Implying 20yolds are not imbeciles. You're not even proper fully developed humans yet, fukboi.
>be me
>doing curls
>6/10 cardio bunny on treadmill watching me in mirror
>I'm a 2/10 virgin
>stop mid-curl
>make eye contact
>grin like a retard
>whatareyoudoingnigger.png
>a look of complete disgust on her face
>look away at super sonic speeds
>finish set
>glance back over
>eye contact again
>she looks fucking pissed
>fuckthisshit.swf
>mumble as I walk past her
>"s-sorry"
>leave
Not that bad, right?
I'm pretty sure making funny jar-jar binks voices stops being funny after middle school.
what the fuck you cant be real? have some self respect man
Should've knocked her ass off the treadmill for being a cunt while you smiled at her.