Fat People Hate Thread
FPH
If I got that fat I'd be avoiding taking pictures of myself/ be dreading group photos
B-but muh curves
This shit just happened today
>going to Dunkin donuts before work for a coffee and egg white sandwich
>I place my order
>obeast behind me. Probably a whopping 5'2" and easily 300lbs
>she ordered her sugar syrup x-large coffee and 2 dozen donuts. Plus some other shit like muffins etc.
>lard asses' diabetes in a cup is one that needs frothing and stirring etc to make, so it's going to take 5 minutes
>as one worker makes it, the other gets her the 24 donuts she ordered.
>I turned around and walked away to get a straw and some napkins so I can just throw them in my bag and leave when my stuff was done
>As I look back I see her eating donuts while waiting for her drink, kills about 5 of them
>see my coffee is sitting on the counter done, so I hold it while I wait for the sandwich
>it never comes. I complain to the worker who swears she put it down next to the coffee
>she apologizes and goes to make another
>it's now that I notice the bi-pedal whale is munching on a sandwich she didn't have before
>confront her about it. Ask if she also ordered an egg white sandwich (I know she didn't)
>she's trying to ignore me and blow me off, but now the worker is there
>Worker asks if she can see the fattys receipt because they may have "over charged her", so fatty gives it to her
>"Hmm, sorry miss, it appears we forgot to charge you for one egg white sandwich, you'll have to pay for that seeing as you've already eaten it"
Long story short, fatty stole my sandwich when my back was turned for a minute or so and tried to play it off like it was hers. A different worker gave me my sandwich i ordered and a 2nd one for free for the inconvenience. I left to the sound of the whale singing her song. "How dare they accuse her! Why? because she's full figured that she'd steal food?!"
The selfie part killed the believability.
Good story
I FAHKIN LOVE DUNKIN
>tfw you realize the right is wearing the same black leggings as girl on the left but the rapid expansion caused a whole new universe to be born
Kek
Bamp