What's your Gym nickname?

>tfw you watch way too much interracial porn

4leafz, it's reference to the clover cause I'ma lucky guy

New guy
>I've been coming here for years goddamit

Steven.

Dicksuck

Captain Pussy Fucker

Kek

Manlet 5000

AY YO

HOL UP

Faggot.

Jaybird

Broke Back Mountain, on account of my deadlift form.

>roids
>dont even roid

WE

Denim Dick

>first day of new gym
>errybody mirin
>they watching me deadlift 5plate then go onto bench 3plate or reps
>cardiobunny comes up to me
>she wants the d
>gonna just tell her to suck my dick and see what happens
>'wow, you're really strong! My name is Jennie, what's yours?"
>name is actually Rick Tuckerman
>want to say suck my dick
>tell her my name is Suck Dickman
>she gives me a weird look and walks away
>nobody in the gym ever talks to me and now it's too late to start friendships
>suck dickman.

they call me monkey dick

X2 I see you breh

Mccauley Bulkin because I'm always home alone

>Ironman

It started as a mocking phrase when I was a 130lbs leek who started lifting but became a social nickname as I gained 70lbs

Been coming to my gym for a while now, got quite a reputation, even the manager calls me by name now.
It's 'Loser' btw.

>home alone
not for long when this big guy gets in and kicks your little punk ass

I'm 6'5 and everyone calls me big guy or big man since hs basketball days.

'Fat guy who wears the same hoodie'

"slam bam master of man jam blastets"

All my buds call me the Locker room Licker
The regulars know not to ever turn their back on me in the showers

G Spot

Curly

Kakarot

Hyena.

Homeless dude that slept in the parking lot for three months.

Permabulk McNuggets

Shrimp Dick

Booty daddy

WE

WUZ

Basketball shorts

Fuq Yu Meen

Trap God.

Given to me by a 70 year old white man.

I'm waiting

Squat Guy

because i'm too autistic to talk to anyone and thats all I do

Snappy mcdeadlifts

What does that gesture mean?

KANGS

It indicates that you are a proud nigger

Big P

Thanks for the kek user

Autistic dumbell organiser

"Bro those dont go there"

Thor

That faggit in the squat rack

Tommy "the Keebler-Kid" Johnson

Got caught eating cookies one day there, man...

*smacks lips*

I started handing out lots of mints so people would start to call me 'Mike o'mint'. It also works cause I am irish

My trainer calls me pretty boy; everyone else calls me Tinks because my last name is Tinker.

I don't mind it t'b'h Pham

B-booty Stank.

Don't ask.

Are you a twink

for you

HIP THRAST

Ottermode 27 year old boxer with a Jason Statham haircut because I'm balding :(

Big guy?

for you

Curls

I have thick curly hair that poofs

>Tinks

CUTE *___*

It's usually

"Eh up Tinks" *Fist bump*

or "Come on Tinks keep working" etc

Big dl

S. Kelly The Deadlift Fairy

jon boy or big jon
used to be little jon, feels good to be big jon

Crunch Plateman is what my boiz call me.

ha got eem

Shower shorts guy

nice

WE WAS KANGS

Kek'd

That's cute af, I don't care what you say.

The autist

FINNA YO *sips 40*

WUZ

KANGZ

Directly translated from my native language

> king hardgainer

Triple B
Big Biceps Boi

>native language
lemme guess
it's either
الملك الرابح الصعب
or
מלך האַרדגאַינער

what the fuck

No its the ÆOÅ country

ÆOOOOÅ lmao

Really strange that Veeky Forums won't accept our speciall O, but Æ and Å is fine...

oh
it's not you in the pic

How can you be on Veeky Forums and not know who Dom Mazzetti is?

The Squat Guy

I go to a commercial gym to do heavy squats because I live in an apartment and the landlord won't let me install a power rack. Apparently I'm the only person there that does heavy squats.

Roo-balls

Lmfao get off of Veeky Forums Caitlyn Breeze you protein peddling whore

Because he just started browsing Veeky Forums in the last couple weeks to convince himself he's not just one of those people who only want to start getting in shape at the beginning of the new year.

Is this you?

>Tinker
?