Hey Veeky Forums, it has recently come to my attention that petrol contains a shit ton of cals. In fact, 1 litre of petrol is about 8,000,000 kcals, the lowest lethal dose of petrol has been recorded at about 13ml~ and adverse side effects begin at around 5ml. If I was to micro dose petrol at 0.25ml I could get an easy 2000kcals. Is this a viable method for bulking? Could petrol be the DNP of bulking?
Using petrol to bulk
Cooper Walker
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Aiden King
Bump
Jace Wilson
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Tyler Bennett
Anti freeze has even more calories. However, calories are a thermodynamic unit. These things don't actually have any nutritional value.
John Adams
You'd still have to install a catalytic converter on your ass, to meet the emission standards.
Zachary Bailey
how to achieve this mode?
Grayson Long
In all seriousness if we were able to give humans a different way to get non-bio energy it'd be pretty useful
Andrew Hernandez
Lel maximum kek.
I was dyin on a bus after I saw abbo and petrol text lmfao
Gavin Long
>2016
>not being Rama Rama
Liam Price
That shit is processed, drink crude oil.
Camden Gutierrez
>Could petrol be the DNP of bulking?
Yes, in the sense that it will kill you.
Henry Carter
1 calorie is the amount of energy needed to heat up one cubic millimeter of water 1 degree
so, by your logic, to get the fastest bulk possible, you should just set yourself on fire
Andrew Harris
>so, by your logic, to get the fastest bulk possible, you should just set yourself on fire
No because that would just burn calories.
Henry Rodriguez
kek
Benjamin Foster
he's not joking faggot
Robert Morgan
>Not increasing your petrol dose every day
Do you want to get big or not?
Henry Russell
>2016
>eating food
>not bulking by sitting in a sauna all day for dem thermal gains
Julian Phillips
TNT has 4.184×103 J or 4.184 kilojoules per gram.
Nathaniel Harris
Someone please screencap this shit
Evan Collins
Subhuman-bulk tier.
>Not just ingesting neutron star material for ultimate gains.
Jack Allen
>2016
>not consuming uranium to bulk
Evan Watson
And there are actual people taking their daily dose of nitroglycerin.
Blake Miller
It's not that funny Mr Redditor
Jack Nelson
I thought it was Mr. Buzzkill
Jaxson Lee
what if i just eat osmium instead? 1kg has like 10kg worth of kcal's
Tyler Young
Didn't know there was internet on the reserves.
Jose Sanders
You guys think too small.
Train your body to make fusion reactions. Imagine the amount of energy you can generate by fusing 1kg of matter.
Elijah Lee
>tfw you realize the best way to cut is to set yourself on fire
Those self immolating monks were on to something.
Ethan Roberts
which vid is this screenshot from?