VISUAL MOTIVATION

>fap wherever you want

Jesus. Next your gonna tell us you don't have a rape dungeon.

>Rape wherever you want

Idiot.

i keep that rejection text printed out and i nail it to the wall and stare at it between sets

Yooooo lol

(seriously tho?)

>Captcha: Select all images with Sushi

that seems minorly obsessive but whatever works for you bud

>0:04
The moment she new what male perfection was

THIS IMAGE MAKES ME GO REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I look at cute girls who I want to sit on my face.

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sauce

>ywn have a gf like that

a super qt girl was sitting near me today and kept looking over but i didnt do anything

You think she was interested?

looked like it

i just talked to my friend about the car im about to pickup. i bought harnesses on ebay instead of talking to her and now i cant let it go. hopefully i see her again

the shipping for the harnesses was very fast though im extremely impressed

Hardcore

Yeah man. I get nervous af around females too. 27 y/o KV because of it. No amount of lifts will free me from these feels

i wish i knew what to do

i have no fucking clue how to start a conversation with someone ive never met and even if i did it would last like 5 seconds and then just be akward

Hey, I made that meme! Haha, awesome someone is reusing it. Once people get to know me they usually like me, but unless it's in a business or retail setting, I need to be introduced to start socializing.

youre welcome for using your meme and same here if people would start conversations with me theyd probably like me but they dont

Yeah well it's like lifting, you doofuses. If you never pick up a barbell, how can you expect to make gains? If you never try a new weight, how are you gonna make any progress? Are you embarrassed when people see you fail your last bench press rep and you have to awkwardly slide under the barbell and pick the weight back up? Embarrassment doesn't mean shit, as long as you know you're making progress. No failure no gain. Just apply the same mindset to girls or to anything else and you're golden.

ok but where do i start

beeing myself doesnt work because i just wont do it

Is that Claire? God damn she got fat, yet she's still sexy as fuck.

I don't think it's fesr of embarassment...idk what it is. Getting shot down isn't that bad, actually.

Yep. She's getting real slutty. Shame she won't ever do porn.

this i dont give a fuck if she says no

getting there is what i cant figure out

Yeah I think I'll just be cringe af cuz I won't know how to start ot where to take it, and it'll be so obvious that I'm trying to flirt.

"H-hey.....crazy weather lately, amirite?"
"Haha yeah, it is crazy."
"Haha............yeah......."

>"H-hey.....crazy weather lately, amirite?"
>"Haha yeah, it is crazy."
>"Haha............yeah......."
>...................................

thats when one of us leaves

Mirin hard

I know this is gonna sound retarded, but just say "Hey, how are you doing?" and take it from there. Ask simple questions based on where you are (if you're on a train, ask where she's going, if you're at school, ask what she's studying) and gauge how she responds, you'll be able to tell if she's interested or not right away. If you don't feel a vibe, just disengage ("anyway, sorry to bother you, I'll let you get back to your phone now") and if you do, just have a normal conversation. Ask fucking questions. Girls are defensive by nature but they'll answer a fucking question if you ask it, just don't expect them to carry the whole conversation.

Call it what you want, that uneasiness is fear of embarrassment. There is nothing else. You're afraid it's gonna be awkward.

>"H-hey.....crazy weather lately, amirite?"
>"Haha yeah, it is crazy."
>"Haha............yeah......."
(cont.) "What's your name?"
"Anonette."
"Anonette? That's a pretty cool name. Are you a student?"
"Yeah"
"What do you study?"
"Social studies."
"Ah, that's cool, what year are you in?"
And so on. Once you get the ball rolling it's really not that bad. So what if it's transparent and she knows you're interested? You want her to know you're interested anyway, don't you?

I love Claire

wood berry

like I probably would let her give me HIV if I could tap that the rest of my life

ok i think im just gonna kill myself but ill try

i also find it weird because a lot of girls i think are hot but then i realize if i do talk to them and we arrange something i'd be obligated to someone

shoot me pls

Ah. I guess. Alright.

My friend died of AIDS earlier this year. Not worth it.

mirin

You're thinking way too far ahead. That's like saying "I want to work harder and make more money, but then I'd have to pay more taxes." Don't worry about the taxes, you're still gonna be better off even if you do have to pay them and you can always scale back if you don't like it.

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How old was your friend?? Serious

25.

Did he not know ? How are you feeling man

Every girl I've been woth was very turned off by asking a ton of questions. More girls like it when you talk about ypurself rather than them

It happened a few months ago. I'm dealing with it alright. And yeah within a month of finding out he was HIV positive it became AIDS. I was surprised when he died tho, I honestly thought he had a few years.

I print out my favorite memes and motivational pictures and put them on the wall.
Ive posted it before.
I bet someone saved it

Show us

Reformatted phone and some of wall was destroyed in waterleak.

Ill go take a new pic, just for (you) user.

Stand by

Waiting diligently

It was much worse before the leak.
Also its 2am and dark, sorry user-kun

This should be good

Also postes pic of homegym once and someone wrote this about me so i printed it out

I've literally never met a girl like that. Obviously the questions will eventually lead to conversation, but I have yet to meet a girl that doesn't dominate a conversation if you just let her go. Maybe it's just my personality, because it's like that with most guys too.

she'll do anything for money

Yo ur fucking hilarious. Awesome.

It used to be alot worse but the leak killed most of my mural.
I had screenshots from /fit, /pol
Fathers day card from my kid (which isnt to bad)

I get that its autist, but i didnt care.
It kept me going, and made me think of my /fit bros
Made me lift harder and longer

I really like this board and the toxic, faggy, no homo community that it is

How much do you think it would take to disgrace her rich family and end up a pornstar, knowing she was already a public figure?

I've got it too. Sucked to hear that makes me wonder how long I've got

just a shitty spotify list for lifting, doesn't matter, who the fuck cares just get big.

Just stay on top of it man. Monitoring is important. Every case is unique, his wasn't common. Do what you can while you can, bud.

4 years

TRIGGERED FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'm pretty much over my oneitis of 6 years, but when I picture myself with someone it usually is her, as I haven't found someone new yet. She was also my "best friend". Now I lift. Not to get her, but to prove to her that I AM worth dating.

she wasn't worth all that time, user.

>date for 4 years
>break up with me over txt
>claim we 'like aren't even a couple omg xD'

females are truly something else.

i'm glad I learnt that earlier than most.

I bet you kept being her friend aND talking to her after that too like a good boy didnt you.

I followed my friend's advice and just ghosted her, which lead to her having a mental breakdown, texting/calling me minimum 10 times a day for a month. When I saw her in person to grab some of my things I hatefucked her, one more for the road or something like that.

Then I blocked her on everything, got a new number and never talked to her again.

I've fucked up a few things in life but i truly think dealing with it like that couldn't have gone better, I'm almost kinda proud of how well I followed through. I used to be a sensitive bitch

Gud.

The guy under her looks downsydrome

That was the right thing to do.

That was good of you. I did that to a slut whore once felt great she also kept calling. If it was someone I truly loved tho and cared for that showed desperation for my ghosting as long g as she didn't cheat I might even talked to her at least about how to fix the relationship but that's it. No texting everyday no nothing jyst one good serious talk if sjes blowing my phone up like that a d assuming i care for her and she didnt cheat and thats it But gud mang you did gud

Also did you love with her

> How was New Year's
.. fucking females

Live God damn it is meant live fucking stupid phone

lmao

it was a difficult time, but it passed. I wasn't some kind of robot about the whole thing, I really sat down at the end of the day and stared into space for hours at a time trying not to tear up.

Yes

He meant to say live

I have a picture of the queen in my gym
God bless her lads

yeah

This is Gold, hope they listen to you user.

when Girls say, "just be your self", they mean you should do what you want and dont care what they want!
So if you want to ask her out, then ask her out, if you want to kiss her, just kiss her.
If you believe you have nothing to offer to a Girl... then you must work on yourself mate. You are what you believe you are!
Confidence is the most important if you want to pick up a grill.
Realize that you have nothing to lose but only to gain! Try, start today, go out and flirt, Approach some cutties. You can only grow and get better! Ist like with every visit to your gym.

She may as well

And never forget
>curls get the girls
>rows get the hoes
>glutes get the sloots

Your gunna wanna go for all 3

Dude, that advice isn't particularly bad, but you know user can't detect atmosphere or understand timing.

Maybe he wanted to kiss her while they were ordering something from Sonic. Sure it's sleasy, but it's romantic in a simple way. (She's in the driver's seat, btw.) So he decides this is it, but he leans in while in the middle of making the order.

>yeah, I'll have a double McWhopper with a side of mmmmmm--what the fuck are you doing, user???

Good advice works only on normies. Spergs will use it with no thought.

too many variables

Idd why do porn when you get paid 20-30 G's for fucking an arab.

Just b urslef

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Genuinely the most important post in this thread.

>If you believe you have nothing to offer to a girl... then you must work on yourself mate. You are what you believe you are!

If you try to be someone else for HER eventually things will fall apart. Find someone who is attracted to the real you.

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If the 'real you' is an unfit vidya obsessed autist then you should be wanting to make changes for your own sake anyway - but if you think have nothing to offer a girl then how are you going to make her believe that you do?

You can't sell something you don't believe in.

Your main issue is that you want to get fit for girls. Don't do that. Get fit for yourself. Sounds cheesy, but you'll build your own confidence in a much more sincere way.

Or just read Stirner. Bitches all over your dick.

im a large muscular vidya playong autist

im already fit

Well shit...

There's no saving you. Join eharmony or farmersonly.com

thanks

I had this exact same problem. I was obese till I was 18 (140 kg) and even when I was looking good 3 years later (70kg). I still could not have a conversation or look a girl in the eyes. I got so nervous and ashamed for some reason everytime I even got the slightest bit of attention from a girl. In hindsight it really was a weird af feeling and women literally were aliens to me.
I was lucky when I moved oit I lived right across the street from one of my best mates gf. Since I lived alone and she lived with her parents she came to chill with me everyday. Even made her homework at my place. Thanks to her constantly bothering me I got used to talking to an attractive girl and after a while I could talk to girls without spurting out spaghetti.

No, you don't. 20Gs is for eating shit of an arab, haven't you heard? Why would they spend 20Gs, when they can get some pornstar for like 5Gs.
Anyway, how loosing your dignity for money is worth it to those sluts is beyond me anyway

Naruto AMVs

>You are what you believe you are!

You are right user, a really good tip to explore and focus more on what you want to become is to study it. For example if you like to lift and want to lift more go to Veeky Forums. If you want to play an instrument go to /mu/, watch some beginner instrument clips on youtube.

You become what you study and you become like the people you surround yourself with. It's okay to have some stoner friends or some friends that waste all their time at a pub but if most of your social circle consists of these people you're most likely going to become like them. Surround yourself with positive, productive, adventurous people and you'll become like them.