ALEX JONES WAS Veeky Forums

Motherfucker. I bet you people have never seen this before.

Alex Jones lifted when he was a kid. He says he weighed 180lbs, could squat 600lbs and bench press 350lbs.

Anyone mocking this dude for being fat needs to up their game, you're not even close to him in his prime.

he played football in high school

He swam 2 miles several times a week in high school.

lurk more faggot

Alex Jones is the king of /pol/.

GET ON MY LEVEL, GLOBALISTS

YOU MIRIN'?

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T SKIP THE GYM TODAY /POL/

emphasis on WAS

That body is barely out of DYEL mode.

>inb4 shittalking poltards
Does he trigger you, low test faggots?
A high T ALPHA always triggers all the manbitches

...

When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

Now that I'm geown I eat 5 dozen eggs

So I'm roughly

The size of

A barge!

>I bet you people have never seen this before.
How fucking new are you? Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

i wonder how many ninnies hes squashed

I can understand letting your diet go and becoming fat because you want to enjoy food and drink

But giving up lifting and training completely? Fuck that.

maybe he was tired of hanging around gay men

Do you even know what a light is?

Lifting sucks. How many times can you lift up something and not become bored out of your mind.

He looked great before the CIA killed him and had Bill Hicks replace him

Alex was a natty Captain America.

If you're not a competitive person, you will never understand the passion.

It's about the constant progression, getting stronger, getting more muscular, beating what you could do before. Real tangible results for the effort.

Now if you've only casually trained, once in a while, gave no thought to proper nutrition and sleep you probably never got results. Once people follow a certain plan and get some gains they usually become hooked. If you never get any gains then you'll think it's a waste of time, naturally.

Besides the vanity and competition, it does feel good to have some physical activity at least for an hour or two a day when you've been sitting in a cubicle looking at spreadsheets all day.

If I don't train I feel like dogshit the next day.

Also, being addicted to results is for real.

Who the fuck is this guy, why should I give a fuck about him, and compared to what is this supposed to be fit?

Some real progress.

IM A HUMAN
IM A MAN
MY HEARTS BIG

Amazing

Wow nigger did you just repost my shit from /pol/? I feel honored.

Oh wait no I posted that just 4 hours ago. Fuck.

>He says he weighed 180lbs, could squat 600lbs

'no'

He didn't improve over time so that's not very successful

GEORGE SOROS

GLOBALISTS

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MURIKA

BECAUSE HE HAD THE BEST SUPPS FAGGOTS

Guy at my gym can squat 515 raw at 160lbs, so 180 equipped can totally do 600

>young and fit
>totally normal opinions though conservative nothing unreasonable

>old fat sack of shit
>lolinfowars

Alt-right is the ultimate gains goblin. Don't let infowars do to you what it did to Alex

> implying left isn't full of beta cucks

Why does he feel the need to share these pictures on his own show? Will sharing pictures of your golden years boost water filter sales or what?

What kind of people buys this things?

Those that are ready to fight the globalist you mong.

he's a water filter salesman

just gotta buy super meme vitaliy and you can look just like him

> fluoride-free toothpaste

nigger, the fluoride is what helps protect your teeth.

>nigger, the fluoride is what helps protect your teeth.

Your globalist tricks don't work here shadow master.

I've taken the DNA force

I've taken DMT

I've Communed with the clockwork elves

You will lose everything...

WTF he is 42? I thought he is like 55-60.