Enter gym

>enter gym
>IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM
>IS SHE REALLY GONNA TAKE HIM HOME TONIGHT

>walk into gym
>SOMEONE TOLD ME THE WORLD WOULDN'T ROLL ME

>walk into gym
>DIE WAFFEN, LEGT... AN!

>walk into gym
>INTO THE MOTHERLAND, THE GERMANY ARMY MARCHED

>Walk into gym
>RAINDROP
>inb4 nigger

>walk into gym
>AND THE HEAT GOES ON, WHERE THE HAND HAS BEEN

HAND OF A GOVERNMENT MAN

>Enter gym
>Exit gym
>Enter gym
>Exit gym
>Enter gym
>Exit gym
>Enter gym
>Run around the gym for 2 minutes and then exit gym
>Roll back to my apartment at the bottom of the hill

> enter gym

> Someone told me girls would throw them selves at me if i started to lift

>walk into gym
>OPEN YOUR HANDS WHAT DO YOU HOLD
>THE DEVILS BLEEDING CROWN
Spotify is the best guise

>enter gym
>YOU
>I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I accepted.
It was a lovely time.

Just remember that while you're lifting to get your oneitis' attention, SPAD is balls deep in her after a long day of cosplaying

>walk into gym
>BURN MY DREAD REINCARNATION
>HEARTBREAK HEARTBREAK
pic somewhat related

>VIEW THAT I SEE IS NOT FLAT MORE LIKE PANORAMA
>MORE TO IT, MORE OF A DRAMA, GOING GORILLAS BANANAS

> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

Mein neger

>Enter gym
>wurwurwurwurwurwur seemeibee wurwurwurwurwurwur

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

i actually like it though.

ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

I hate that song so god damn much and I hate you for liking it.
KILL YOURSELF.

...

>enter gym
>GIRLS PEEPEE WHEN THEY SEE ME

My gym finally put Perfect Illusion into the top 40 rotation. It's like seeing a buoy after being lost at sea. That's my jam.

Hell march bedt march

>enter gym
>WIR SIND DES GEYERS SCHWARZER HAUFEN, HEIA HOHO

Literally my workout track

Droptop

>crusade into gym
>Nû lebe ich mir alrêrst werde,
>sît mîn sündic ouge sihet

>unironically lifted to this song once

>walk into gym
>"just what words should come out, but we wish we were dead"
>doo doo, doo...

>walks into La Fitness
>HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE! I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIMES!

>walk into spin class
>I'm a man, I'm a twisted fool
>My hands are twisted too

i love THIS SONG THANK YOU SO MUCH YES

>sneak into gym
>IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO
>IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO

THEY ALWAYS WANNA CUM BUT THEY NEVER WANNA LEAVE

EXES, AND THE OH OH OH'S THEY WANT ME

Thanks to you I had to look up this fuckin song just to get the lyrics out of my head

CAUSE IF MY EYES DON'T DECEIVE ME THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON AROUND HERE

>work at a gym, front desk
>hear all of these songs every. single. day.

SMELLS LIKE TROUBLE TO MEEEEE
I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU EAT
OR IF U BRUSH YO TEETH (idk the actual lyrics)

Tumblr high school house party music. Up your standards, user!

there's something feel-sy about it

>enter gym
>WE'RE RUNNIN WITH TBE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT

>walk into gym
>EVERY MORNIN THERES A HALO HANGIN

>enter gym
10min remix of everysingle "popular" pop song from 2 months ago including all the suicide squad songs

>walk into the gym
>CITY SLEEPIN LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
>MACHINES CAN KEEP YOU BREATHIN BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A NEW WAR'S BEGUN

this is a good feel though

I'M A MAN DON'T SPIN ME A LIE

>walk into gym
>BABY
>NOW MY HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS
>AND MY FEET AT FUNNY ANGLES

>walk into gym
>I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN

I've seen some grand master austismos with a solid 6/10 before. Keep your chin up Veeky Forums you can achieve them 6's

>enter jeem
>WILL YOU BITE THE HAND THAT FEEEDS
>WILL YOU STAY DOWN ON YOUR KNEEES

Hail Absurd, great lifting song

Why would you post this gif?

Mein neger

Protomen is like 50% of my cardio playlist

>walk into gym
>Well lately niggers are runnin' their mouths
>Sayin' they're gonna take over the South
>Jigaboo-here's to you
>If you can, try it man

>enter gym
>im all about the bass about the bass no treble

>walk into gym
>AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT SOBER, FELT TEN YEARS OLDER, BUT FUCK IT, IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO