Can you tell by lines and shape if a butt is firm or soft?

A true ass man can. Can you?

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Gj guys

Where have you been champ? Haven't seen you post for a few months. On Veeky Forums atleast. Still though, change the picture and the question all day but your particular brand of autism is absolutely unmissable.

People are good at voting, but poor at discussing.

If the lines under butt have a downwards slope from inside of thigh, it's most likely soft and out of shape. If the line is more straight or curved upwards, then it's probably more firm.

This is all dependent on body shape blah blah but I think it generally applies.

This applies to left girl.

Also, you can tell left girl's panties are sinking into the soft flab on her right butt cheek.

how can the right one be firm if shes angling her ass up? without the curving it's nothing but flab

>firm
>soft
Pick two and only two.

It's not firm, there just isn't any ass.

>left
has a bigger but hand is pushing the hips down so it make a flap. It looks soft.

>right
Pushies the hips in doggy style position. her butt looks small and skinny so its more firm then left

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everyone post your dakimakura

what the fuck dude

I think we're being raided by a lonely autist from r9k

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>you will never come home from the gym to find ilya and kuro naked on your bed

well at least I have the pillow

Right girl clearly has a bigger butt than left girl.

Go read Prison School.

Isn't left the flabby one?

>tfw mom tries to convince you that asses are supposed to sag

Don't tell me your mom has actually tried to do that?

Yes, she still truly believe it too.
>tfw "having a firm butt is unhealthy and means that you need to put on weight"