Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>"drawn into the back drop here"
>"You'll find yourself, you'll find yourself"

youtu.be/nyRD-U8gJRc

IM A BLACK FUCKING BEATLE

>walk into gym
>IM FEELING SEXUAL
>SO WE SHOULD BE SEXUAL

>walk into gym
>"MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NOOOOO!"

>walk into gym
>THOOOORRRR ODIINSOOON DEFENDER OF MANKIND!

I couldn't quite believe what I heard when I first heard this song, I can't believe (((they))) can so easily play shit like this on the radio.

>walk into gym
>AIN'T NO WAY YOU 'BOUT TO STOP THIS SICKNESS
>FROM THE DEEPEST, DARKEST PART OF MISSOURI
>PSYCHO-ALPHA-SCHIZO GET YOUR CHICK, SHE DIGGIN' ME
>A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E P-O-W-E-R, SEE ME CLOWNIN'
>LOOK AT ALL YOU PLAYER HATERS FROWNIN'

(25 secs)
youtube.com/watch?v=k_-qaokd4aY

tfw I start every workout with this song and then shuffle

>walk into gym
>ELEANOR RIGBY PICKS UP THE RICE IN THE CHURCH WHERE A WEDDING HAS BEEN

>walk into the gym
>GONNA POUR MYSELF SOME WHISKEY, GET SO FUCKIN DRUUUUNNNNKKK
>SOOOOO I POUR MYSEEEELF SOME WHISKEY, GONNA GET SO DRUNK
>TIL I BLACKOUT AND FORGOT YOOOOUR FACE

this has got to be some of the worst shit I have ever heard.

You bothered, friend? :^)

>enter gym
>"let's hear it for Time Machine Modulus, they're ready to go guys"
youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

>hey i just met you
>and this is crazy
>so heres my number
>so call me maybe

hey this is pretty good, not cringe ata all

Nice.

Not using noise cancelling headphones and jamming out to;

youtube.com/watch?v=w5UFJu74-qU
or
youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
or
youtube.com/watch?v=NiIMqSqabGs

>walk into gym
>put on touhou eurobeat playlist

>walk into gym
>i really really really really really really like you

Out all the good TechN9ne you pick this...

>AS I SKULKED PAST THE GATES
>AND DREW BEHIND THE STONES
>THE WINDING TREES ENVELOPED
>THE CLOAK AROUND MY BOOOOOOOOOONNNNESSS

>noise cancelling

By any chance do you own a pair of beats or bose?

because lol

>walk into gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

>GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

>TAKYON SHOT DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE A KEG OF BEER

Die in a fire.

You get Sabaton at your gym? Thats awesome

You unironically like 21 pilots?

>walk into gym
>chandra chandra chandra bedram

>walk into the gym
>BEHOLD… THE FLESH… AND THE POWER IT HOLDS!

If that's what you think I meant, then I super misunderstood this thread. I fucking hate 21 Pilots.

>walk into gym
>See 100 people singing songs from early 2000s
We're all gonna make it..

My gym has a request hour that lasts 3
Usually plays 90s-2000s songs
Pretty good, but it's the same people that request the same song everyday

>90s-2000s songs
>good
top lmao

>tfw the people who run the gym I go to don't bother with music or TV's because they know everyone listens to music on their phones

>walk into the gym
>SO I PUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY

>Hey I'm only here for a minute bet you want a girl that keep it hella independent

>I'm in the corner watching you kiss her

i-i like that song though..

>walk into gym
>LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

>walk into gym
>just the sound of wet mouth noises into the microphone system

>techn9ne
>good

Pick neither you faggot

>walk into gym

>FIRST THING THAT I DID, WAS BUY A PACK OF SMOKES. CHECK INTO A MOTEL AND CONSULT MY HOROSCOPE.

>walk into gym
>dead silent
>lights off
>decide to lift anyway
>only 1 squat rack
>take off all my clothes to lift 'pure natty'
>remember I have a home gym

>walk into the gym
>SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGER KILLER

>BUT MY BODY
>MY BODIES TELLING ME YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH

>THROUGH THE NAZI LINES!
>PRIMO VICTORIA!

>not liking based X

>walk into gym
>By the way, by the way, you do things to my body

.

>enter gymnasium
>THEY CAME AND THEY SAW, THEY GOT FUCKED SO HARD THEY NEARLY SHIT
>SOMEONE SHOULDA TOLD THOSE BOYS APOSTACY WAS SUCH A BITCH

>walk into gym
>WE'RE ON A LADDER TO GOOOOOOD
>MAMAMAMA MAU, MAU, MAU
>SPACE CUNT
>BRAIN WASH
>STAR DUST
>SPACE FUCK
>CUNT
>CUNT

>Walk into gym
>I AM A GLOWING MAN I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>I AM A NONONONONONONOTHING MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

t. 21 pilots

Just broke up with long term girlfriend and feel like an ass.

>THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO MY EX!

>Walk into gym
>Drown everything out with brutal techno from my earbuds because I'm an autism

>living in the censoring freedomistan

i hate this song

>walk into gym
>DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI

Most overplayed song in a looooong time. As soon as we're getting over Justin Beiber's "Sorry" they put out something new for drunken srat girls to scream at bars.

I'm a muddafukin starboy!!

That album slammed t b h
>mfw pushing past my limits as False Alarm gets to the chorus
HEY HEY HEY HEY

Reminder made me laugh when he mentions winning the nickelodeon award for bragging about being a coke fiend

TALKED TOO MUCH FOR TOO LONG

DONT GIVE UP IF YOU STRONG

GOT A SWEET ASIAN CHICK, SHE GO LO MEIN

>RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE, YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!

>walk into gym
>A little violence is the ultimate drug, LETS GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
>SOO FUCKIN HIGH!

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
YOU SEE ME I BE
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

Every fucking time.

>Stole a mattress from your roommate back in boulder

This is why headphones exist. If I hear them over the blasting sound of DMX I'm doing it wrong.

>WE GOT THEM CANDLES HANGING HANGING FROM THE CEILING LOW
EVERY FUCKING DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
>the game is mine
>I deal the cards

>enter gym
>GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>crusade into gym
>Nû lebe ich mir alrêrst werde,
sît mîn sündic ouge sihet
>daz hêre lant und ouch die erde,
der man vil der êren gihet

>enter gymnasium
> Oh Shit! So you want some more hits ?

>enter gym
>sieg heil Viktoria

>walk into gym
>ouch

Sup angus

>VALERIE CALL ME VALERIEI
>I'M THE SAME BOY I USED TO BE

>walk into gym
>when you get into one of these groups there's only a couple ways you can get out. One is death, the other... Mental institutions

Witnessed

>walk into gym
>music is playing

>walk in to gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>walk into gym
>CANT TRUST EVERY FACE BITCH U GOTTA WATCH EM, NEVER TRUST EVERY BITCH U GOT TO WATCH EM

Tbh Sexual is a better song than Closer. Chainsmokers are a blemish on pop music, their live sets aren't even good.

Sexual still isn't great though. It sounds like somebody wrote a hook without a verse to go around it.

YOOOO you a real 1!!!

>walk into gym
>BUT THE REGREEEEEEEEEEETS ARE KILLING ME

...

>is uncomfortable with mentioning sex on the radio

>>>r/incels

>TELL ME IS THIS DEJA VU
>OH OOOOOH
>BECAUSE BABY THIS AINT NOTHING NEW

Damn those women are pros. Could Veeky Forums maintain those kind, cheery smiles standing next to that?