This is what you're up against on Tinder

>This is what you're up against on Tinder

>no traps
dropped.

Also Joe Delaney thread

Yeah because you're on there competing for the same girls as an über-chad

Is this natty perfection?

I don't live anywhere near him, so not a problem for me

>This will never be you

>you will never finger and eat pancakes
You must live a pretty sad life, bro.

Honestly it seems more like the level of competition on the online dating scene is pretty low. Sure there are some amazing guys out there, but they are few and far between, and they can get the best women so they won't bother with normal girls. The average guy you're competing with is not that amazing.

Maybe it's the angle, but his legs seriously look fucked up

I haven't fingered a girl since I was 18. High school tier shit.

my hands are made for using tools, beating the fuck out of niggers and shooting guns, son.

not touching girls who may or may not have cuties hehe

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>mfw i'm black and doing pretty well on this app, despite me being at a huge disadvantage

>pencil neck

>Haha

i swear this place has become a swelling mass of e-insecurity.

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>my hands are made for using tools

Your keyboard isn't a tool

>beating the fuck out of niggers

GTA: San Andreas doesn't count

>and shooting guns, son.

Counter Strike doesn't count either, actually

Good thing everyone on this board uses grind instead.

>seeing someone who uses this many emojis being a decent human being
I'm proud.

Ah yes but it is all for naught.

She will just find another dude willing to plough her quite easily.

kek

You say because other men nigger around, you can stop being a decent person?

Smgdh

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THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU

Bunch of powerlifters who don't even like women anymore, they just want compliments on their gainz from other big muscly blokes so they can all toss each other off

He has a 10/10 body but his face ain't even that special.

From a while back

But who is it though?

>Dani Ashmoore
HOLY SHIT I KNOEW HER, WHAT A SLUT

Guy in OP pic

>I'm definitely not insecure

Yoo thats awesome stealing that

Literally the pinnacle of natty aesthetics

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that dani pic legit? Hot af

this is what i'm pretending to be a girl for on tinder

this is Veeky Forums after all

Is this what making it looks like?

Whooaaa holdup niggazz and niggettes

This whiteboi touched a puuusssseeee

2k that couldve gone to charity for just one nut

Stop posting you faggot, the worst part is that you believe you told him.

Women are stupid

You got btfo now leave the thread larper

Put your trip back on, faggot.

>5ft6 manlet detected

D-did I make it yet?

>Must be that virgin magic, friendo.
ya blew it

I want to know more. Tell us your story.

>tfw no more sexting with my ex FWB

best orgasms in my life 2bh

The best orgasms in your life were from sexting?

kek'd

In comparison to fapping obviously, not counting actual sex

I know this feel all too well user u are not alone
I'm still extra virgin olive oil

It's fake this is her "account"

This is her latest photo 41 weeks ago

This is why most girls use tinder

This is why most people use Tinder at all.

I don't even take it seriously myself, I just like being reminded that I'm not an ugly fuck and if I got off my lazy ass and pursued women I would eventually find one I'm attracted to that's attracted to me in return.

I can compete.

>become

Veeky Forums has been like this for years now.

It's not all for nothing if the bro simply shows his friend being a slut through these messages.

Tinder is stupid, most the girls are there to boost their ego. You know you can approach girls IRL with a much better success rate.

If you can do that in the girls mind she will think oh thats user the guy I met at X location vs 9000th random guy on tinder

Fat girl on tinder are kind and decent.

i like them

>2k to just let some guy massage you and watch you jack off

Fucking hell, who wouldn't do this? I mean, you spend an hour with some weirdo, then go out and buy a whole new rack and weights, a holiday, whatever.

Hell, I'd do it for 500 bucks.

I got 2 dollars in my pocket

Deal, but I get to keep my cum when we're finished.

>natty

>People who aren't making money off their instagram or using it to promote a business actively seek out more and more followers.
>being this vain

Really, I don't consider people who post 5 or more pics of themselves a day to be human. They are just some annoying and vain attention whoring machine

>having no glutes or hamstrings

Why do people think underdeveloped legs took good?