You will be alone for Christmas and New Year's

That's why I have a membership in a gym that is open 24/7

Will be at the gym alone on new years eve for the third time in a row now.

>tfw spending it with family
>tfw that's worse than being alone

this!
declined all invations this year.

Just slit your wrists so we don't have to see your whiny shitposts anymore, faggot.

It'll come after you realize most people are shit and the people that you want to be with are just idealized versions your mind has deluded you with

fuck off, edge boy

Done New Years in Time Square to wait for the ball to drop while people literally piss themselves in 15 degree weather, done New Years Eve in sweaty clubs with $25 drinks, done get togethers to count down in cramped apartments. Obligations are fulfilled, will be peacefully jacking off

That sounds pleasant, user. I will follow suit.

I will be jacking off to the thought of you jacking off on new years

>no escorts are available tomorrow afternoon

guess they're real people too

20 yr old kissless virgin, been on dates, matched with good looking girls on tinder that wernt bots. I really should work on game... Second christmas since my father passed and he was my only family.
A a a at least im a master on overwatch.
This fuckin sucks

>wasting money on prostitutes

Never gonna make it

I used to think like that and it made life depressing as hell. You have to like yourself before you can like others famalam.

I'll be doing coke with a really cute 8/10 chick in a techno club on new years.

We are going to be horny as fuck.
Coke fits, since I am cutting atm.

I just got plat! If you feel lonely then befriend other good players, they'll fill the hole in your heart.

>25 years old
>kissless virgin
>have literally never once gone out on New Years, every New years Eve has been spent in my room in the dark

I tell you guys, basically never having friends your entire life really feels bad.

Fuck off, cunt.
Yeah, gym closed. Today is rest day but going to gym anyway because I'll have mandatory rest day due to closures. Also I know it will be empty tonight because it isn't new year's yet and all the people who have lives are with friends and family right now. I plan on enjoying the solitude while it lasts.

>gf out of town visiting relatives
>realize we've basically spent the last few years alone together
>off work for two and a half weeks cuz vacay
>no money
>live at home
>friends back in town for the holidays from the city but tonight ive done nothing but drink cheap beer alone
need a better job and to move to LA boys

>24 years old
>still live with parents
>only see small extended family at thanksgiving, have never done anything on my life with any other family members besides parents
>we don't have a good relationship, christmas is basically like any other day
>we will sit in different rooms alone watching TV
>no decorations
>parents may occasionally get me something i need as a present but i don't get them anything because anything i've ever gotten them ends in a fight

>sit here continuing to be miserable because it's another holiday people spend with family or friends and i remember how i'm basically alone again

m-m-m-merry christmas f-f-f-fit

what kind of loser is alone over the holidays?

pathetic.

Low self esteem makes it a lot harder to befriend people. Read self help books until you're confident and you'll be much better off.

>moving to LA will fix things.

everyone I know from there hates it.

I have General Abandonment issues, which I'm slowly working on while breaking hearts. I'm content being with my Family and studying my passions projects.

have fun when the coke is gone and your fiending like a crackhead for more senpai.

lol your life sucks.

my life sucks but is absolutely fucking awesome compared to yours!

Have accepted that i dont get along with others, they only force me to drink alcohol and eat shit.
Will sit at home meditating and doing yoga while others destroy their bodies and "live their life".. what ever that means, they probably dont even know.

>implying i'm not gonna fall for the herbal jew and smoke stupid amounts of weed on new years

been doing this for a few years in a row now, group of like 10 people.

i fugged a girl last time, too :DDD

>family out of town so im home alone on christmas
>have a gf but still feel alone
>catching feelings for another girl who just started at work

everyone i know is there
fuck living in a small town. i grew up hearing what a shithole it is but when i spent more time in LA the more i realized theres actually things to do there

oh god iktf

Youre living my life.

>Got a chubby gf when I was obese
>She loves me for who I am
>I love her for who she is
>Supported me 100% while I was trying to get Veeky Forums
>Now she mires constantly and loves how I look

I have a squad of 5 and we all enjoy playing with each other.

>ones spending the night with his gf
>two know each other personally and will be gettin shitfaced.
>that leaves 3 of us and one will prolly not be on.
Fuck

You can solve this with weed and sex and it'll be fixed by morning

Jokes on you…
I've been with my miserable ex for like 8 christmas' in a row
FINALLY SINGLE FOR A CHRISTMAS!

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You know it will feel empty?

congratultions

>25
>live at home
a-at least my parents put up decorations and we got each other gifts

>tfw christmas and thanksgiving are immediate family only
>family is constantly poor because of misfortune and poor money management
>every year we manage to scrape together a christmas where we all get new jeans, underwear, socks etc.
>Stocking are however lovingly filled with chocolates, toothpaste/toothbrush/gum and other treats.
>Our dog gets to play and rip apart the present wrappings every year(not the boxes and bows and other savable/reusable bits)
>We have a home made ham with home made mac and cheese.

Money doesn't buy happiness friends.

dude every night is the same. we all basically hate each other and sit in separate rooms watching TV. we barely even talk to each other

You know what's not empty… MY WALLET!
HAHAHAHAHAH

Well played.

>Stuck with family for another goddamn year

Not that I have much problem with them. They are generally good people and annoy me about as little as possible considering how much we see of each other, but I'm sick of goddamn living here.

I need to get a PT certification, get a job training idiot soccer moms how to use the crunch machine, and get a studio apartment or some shit. Then getting together for the holidays might not feel like another slow, soul crushing Tuesday in Failville.

So wincest is a no go then?

Except for when I was on a four day routine, I usually don't work out on the weekends. MWF Texas Method stuff usually.

And EVERY GODDAMN YEAR one of the days has been fucked up by this Christmas bullshit. All I goddamn want for Christmas is swolitude, and the buttfucking gym is closed.

But not this year. Every fucking day I'm in there over the holidays is normal hours because Christmas is on Sunday, because 2016 is the bro-est year ever.

I wish my parents wouldn't talk to me. I have a part time job and go to school at least, so hopefully it'll be over soon

I will be for the first time in 4 years, feeling frustrated and horny about the whole thing. Will probably just listen to True Capitalist Radio and try not to think of grills

I feel you OP.

Especially because I thought I was finally going to have somebody of my own this year.

My birthday wasn't too long ago and I had the exact same feels, back then already.

What's important to keep in mind is that this is not a contest. We don't lose or win Christmas or our birthday or any day based on our relationship status. In the grand scheme of things, we have not been defeated or proven unloveable, as much as the internet and certain people want us to believe that. We have not lost anything. We have existed and the circumstances have not afforded us the affection we crave.

Sure, you could always double your efforts, but come on man do you really want that GF at any cost even if it ment you getting bent out of shape? Do you want to invest, knowing almost certainly you will never get as much back just to swap that infobox on facebook?

The ache in your stomach is real, you deserve to let the frustration out and be taken seriously. You don't deserve to torment yourself by thinking that you "played the game wrong" or "were incapable".

Merry Christmas, user.

Christmas with family.

New year's with family and my brother's friends (visiting him in Arizona after the blizzard passes my town in Idaho on the 25th/26th)

Because they probably don't ever leave their rooms.

Going to spend Christmas watching Rogue One at the theater and then marathoning The Man in the High Castle afterwards. Pretty hype.

youtube.com/watch?v=pjKFIim6Gj8

>tfw you forget the key words "with my family"

awkward

>plat
How does it feel to be shit at video games?

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