*slurps* you looked bigger in pictures

>*slurps* you looked bigger in pictures
your response ?

Good grass drink you got there :)

>looks like a bimbo now

feelsbadman

Your tits looked bigger in pictures.

for you.

This cunt needs her eyebrows done

I haven't been getting enough protien lately. Pls let me suck on your enormous tits and give me that warm mother's milk so I can grow big and strong.

she's testing you for that exact response. that's literally what a chick would say to another chick if she insulted her (try to get back at her using the same formula, the lowest kind of response). do you want to look like a fucking toddler?

you looked better before the surgery, now you're just 1/1000 instagram bimbos

The only correct response

She needs to get her entire face undone.

losers

autism

what would you have said?

>so did your boobs ;)

then she'll proceed to say "shuttttt up" in that flirty way and slap my arm soft and I'll basically be clapping her cheeks later that evening

ask her why she looks so plastic and fake

*Unzips pants* Do I?

Want nudes? I got lunch at 3, we fuckin er wut?

Do you have Sandra Izbașa's number?

Dude, youre cringy af just stop

i think the best thing you can do is just make eye contact for a while and calmly address the fact that she is testing you. say something like "don't test me". in any case, if she is not into you she is not gonna magically be into you regardless your response to the comment.

do not test me is usually a good response when you can tell that you are dealing with a girl that looks like she could be a sub like this one. when under pressure, they usually respond with the first thing that comes to mind which in that case would probably be "or what?" which sets you up for a lot of good things.

Thats because you still havent seen all of me...

But my pants are still on you whore

Wow this actually physically hurt to read

Did I? Maybe I'm just very photogenic. Speaking of genes, do you mind be releasing some of mine on those beatiful tits of yours babe?

Y-you too...

I'm a grower not a shower.

I'll give you $1000 to fuck you in the ass.

I'm just a lucky guy

>don't test me

cringe

just say something like "so leave" before taking a sip of your drink

>"don't test me"

Shawn Johnson was better, excuse me

Then leave and make her pay for lunch.

dear god

you have poor eyesight.

Do the face, with the arms crossed

>don't test me

>autistic kissless virgin betas detected

don't test me user

or whut

Don't test me

Do NOT test me you little cunt.

Do NOT test me you fucking swine

*stares you in the eyes*

Don't fucking test me.

Don't. Test. Me.

bro are you testing me?

yeah, fake lips fucking suck. don't know if I hate the fake lips or ass meme more.

>places hand upon hilt of katana

"don't test me"

don't test on me

Do not test me.

lmfao this nigga testing me smdh

I slap the drink out of her hand.

*teleports behind her*

Cringe

Thanks, I've lost weight.

I'd just flex my pecs or arms and say something cheeky like "this look small to you? thats what I thought"

Or what?

>don't test me

>mvw

>don't test me

Elaborate on what to say after "or what?"

Don't test me

They can't arrest me

Fake right, crossover, and shoot lefty

oh my god pls be satire
>hey u looked bigger in pics
>eyes start tering up
>face starts to turn red
>hands shake
>stutter "D-DONT T-TEST ME!"
my fucking sides

I feel as if you're testing me at this very moment

dont you ever test me again!!!!!!!!111

"don't worry I get bigger when I'm excited"

pls someone screencap this, gold material
[spoiler]stop testing me[/spoiler]

>i'm just a lucky guy
>everyone's funny asf
>don't test me

implying it's not the same neckbeard posting all these for (you)s

You looked thinner.

This is the best and only answer.

Have some karma

Have you guys seriously not met women?

Are you all un ironic permavigins?

Women love machismo. You need to take control of her with your speech.

Saying things like

Watch your mouth

Wait your turn

Or do not test me turns them on

You don't fuck women by being a white knight beta faggot

>Have you guys seriously not met women?

>Are you all un ironic permavigins?

>Women love machismo. You need to take control of her with your speech.

>Saying things like

>Watch your mouth

>Wait your turn

>Or do not test me turns them on

>You don't fuck women by being a white knight beta faggot

id suck his dick desu

All of these "don't test me" anons are kissless beta virgins, user, they don't know what it means to be dom

Yeah, it may work for stupid little "Tumblr Daddy" whores. But guess what, those are the ones saying "you aren't as big as you look in your pictures" because they want to provoke you, and they really actually want your dick ASAP.

But guess what, those girls have gaping wide vaginas and no self-respect. If you not going after real hoes with real personality who know how to keep their shit tight then.... well you probably aren't going for that because judging by some posts on here, people just get Veeky Forums for girls and thats it.

What pictures? I dont have social media.

>women
Stop falling for this meme
They are all shallow, vapid, unmotivated whores who just spread their legs any time they want anything

We know :^)

>people just get Veeky Forums for girls and thats it.
You new here?

>dont test me

In for the birth of the newest Veeky Forums meme

This actually happened to me once on a blind tinder date.

She was pretty drunk, we were at a college party, She told me I looked taller in my pictures.

Took her hotter friend home instead

go on the catalog and skim through the threads. Go ahead faggot. Don't test me

>Sloot: I'm pretty badass I used to train kickboxing

>Me: Oh nice, I train at the boxing gym downtown

>Sloot: Are you trying to impress me with that? Ha wow

Most women are dumb as bricks and are not to be taken seriously to any degree. They are just sentient fuck dolls.

what pictures? I don't use social media.

Just stop chasing vapid thots.

Where have you been at famalam? This old.

Also

here's what u splurgelords actually say

"Oh really? not big enough for you? Our server doesn't agree with you by the way she keeps looking at me"

Pick up artist cringe. This is pure autism. Please don't belive in that pua shit

>"don't test me"

LOL no, you're just too much of a coward to do anything other than sit there and take it. Meanwhile the rest of us would scoff at her, turn and walk away, secure in the knowledge that she's far from being the only fish in the sea (and speaking of fish, that's probably what her cooch smells like, so nothing of value was lost). Do hope you enjoy being uber-cuck though.

My dog died from cancer so i haven't been able to workout lately.


Suck my dick to make me feel better

>don't test me

...

>silently make eye contact for a while
>"don't test me"

Dear Gooby.

*teleports behind you*
*leans in to your ear*
dont test me
*unsheaths wakizashi*
*slams you with the spine of my muramasa*
next time... it'll be the sharp side
*sheaths wakizashi*
*walks away*
*looks over shoulder*
*scoffs*
*continues walking away*

>dont test me

I have crippling body dysmorphia, please leave me alone

Hehe y-you too
Y-you h-h-have to eat the e-eggs...

Th-tthanks

>Feelin' fit, buddy?
>d-don't test me...