give me your best pickup lines
what lifts can i do while I have food poisoning?
Give me your best pickup lines
Jordan Jones
Connor Williams
BRAAAAAP
>"hey user want the last slice?"
Ryan Watson
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
Aiden Scott
>beer isnt even open
Nathan Stewart
have a (you)
Kayden Gonzalez
very nice
Christian Martin
...
Jeremiah Parker
wtf I hate Veeky Forums now
Bentley Flores
>you will never have a girlfriend to fart on your pizza slices
Why do I even lift?
Cooper Clark
dude wtf
Jace Ross
>they're just finding out about fartkino
fucking plebs, don't ever go to /tv/
Landon Ortiz
*PAAAAARP*
Leo Green
don't test me
Michael Turner
>kino
neck yourself
Andrew Roberts
don't fucking test me
Benjamin Clark
Wait, what was the last one?
Daniel Hall
Tfw no gf
Blake Young
That sucks, had food poisoning from a mexican joint i ate at last year on new years eve. Terrible feeling know your body is trying to digest it, but it cant. You sit there knowing ur gunna puke and shit it out
Nolan Brooks
Are you a high school?
Because I want to shoot kids inside of you.
Jonathan Allen
kek
Colton Morgan
Ay gurl do you have a needle and thread? Because I'm fuckin ripped.
>pls respond
Logan Brown
id like a bite of that if you know what I mean
Camden Myers
I really needs a big chunky cheesy girl. If she isn't big, chunky, and cheesy, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa fold marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easy-cheesy thick mozzarella mommy. Wide pelvis?? Gross. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.
If the sour aroma of a nice juicy easy cheesy mozzarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a boner? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. Damn. I'm salivating.
If you don't like thick, you're fucking low test. If you don't fuck a nice ooey gooey easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck.