Pre xmas and xmas blogging edition.
What did you get for Christmas? What do you think you're getting? How ripped are you gonna get from that gym membership you got gifted this year?
>inb4 it's not Christmas yet faggot
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i win
I know I'm getting some clothes, a pair of shoes and FFXV. I'll probably also get a shaker bottle, shorts, sweatpants, and other generic gym stuff. Tbh I'm already happy about my gifts even though I haven't opened them yet
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
If you have acne please check out this post and article
>I guess you think that a natty can achieve that level of dryness and hardness,
No I'm agreeing with you. Alberto's more likely than not a lier, and I'm sure him and the vast majority in pro BB comps are on something to get that vascular, dry, shredded with tons of mass dickskin lobster look even though we'll never, ever, ever get the truth or be able to do anything more than speculate on something as taboo as roiding in "natty" bb comps. I really don't give a shit what other people say about him one way or another or how I'm an idiot if I don't believe what the pro bb says to his friends and the public because he has to maintain an image. That's my opinion. It may be wrong, it may be right.
More power to you for going all out with your body to achieve something above humanity, that's a great goal that I respect. It's just not for me. I'm 5"8', I just want to be as aesthetic as I can natty in my own eyes so I don't have to worry about anything and can just enjoy all the opportunities I can in life including my own personal happiness. I really am an easy going kinda guy irl even if I'm autistic about my body and training.
also what happened to manlet faggots on steroids general.
it was the most accurate
That's not totally accurate tho. We have our saving grace bimbo. He's our token tall guy.
because we're just manlet faggots now
Will defo do this if my DIM doesnt workout. Thanks for output breeeh
Bimbo doesnt count because hes just here to make fun of us manlet faggots.
Sorry, I didn't see your post before. Thanks, I expected to be told to GTFO or something.
Well it takes time to see the results. I just don't want to see my tits haven't changed six months from now and I've been wasting time and money because my body isn't producing more HGH and IGF-1 in response to estradiol. Of course I didn't live in NJ, I could just go to a lab and get my levels tested to know so much sooner. But because I am in NJ, I have to see some fuckwit doctor so they can write me the lab order and then pay a vastly inflated price for the test. But the question is what do I do if I am in the "no increased IGF-1/HGH group"? The chance is slightly higher than 1 in 2 that I am. That's why I want to make sure my body makes more with ibutamoren/MK 677.
Surprising. Ex actually got me gifts.
vibrating tampons?
forgot your trip, bimb
Did you get anything for her?
Gifted myself the resources to start an absurd blast come jan 2nd.
Others get xbox one, I get xboxhueg.
$40 tren e get it while its hot :)
why do people need someone else to shove the needle in their ass. how much of a pussy can you be.
A big magic wand, kikis art book from ghibli and two volumes of alan Moore's Promethea.
She got me like 150 bux worth of clothes from guess.
can’t really say any more about the topic cause the only similar case i know actually had the money for genuine hgh
but here’s to you being in the responder group, bring pics when you’re thicc and or kawaii
Already stashed enough gear to last me ages, I appreciate your unbiased concern though :^)
if you ever become a convincing trap hmu brah im in nj to. Would creampie a nice ladyboi
its HIGHLY overrated
bring go pro, film pov boipucci ravaging, post link
for science
...no homo
Just take your estro, prolactin, and spiractolone
Thats because you need them to top
>tfw no tranny gf to fill me up on Christmas
Why live
>tfw a verse MAGA passable tranny wants to bang
i bet the tranny scene is LEGIT up there, prob not many white ones though
I pulled 455 deadlift today. That was my gift to myself. I'm not even on a cycle yet but I got some gear last month. Psyched for 2017.
Mirin, jelly
Give me their number
How can they be maga though, pence is crazy anti tranny
T-that's a trap?
>can’t really say any more about the topic cause the only similar case i know actually had the money for genuine hgh
I want to hear about that person anyway. It might be interesting. How old were they at the time and what was their goal?
>but here’s to you being in the responder group, bring pics when you’re thicc and or kawaii
Thanks and will do.
>if you ever become a convincing trap hmu brah im in nj to. Would creampie a nice ladyboi
Now that's probably not going to happen.
Doesn't prolactin just increase the risk of prolactinoma? Are there benefits to it? Also, I switched from spiro to cypro because the sides of spiro were terrible for me.
nope
shes a qt
O thank god.
Would fugg ginger/10
Nice called me a God third message in.
Does frauding help depression at all? I've already been addicted to plenty of drugs. Might as well increase my test levels in the process.
i like her yoga pants
no
try bpc 157 to help up your mind brah, srs
and NAC for addiction
steroids dont fix your depression.
becoming jacked and asthetic fixes your depression.
unless you run tren, but afaik, tren has just a small window of god feels, and you will feel shit sooner or later.
Pls read stoya i know you're here all the time
On the acne, I got it all on my delts from dbol, what did you take that have you acne? Do you think it might work on dbol acne
nice digits
your estro is prob high
take ai, the vitamins, and try zinc soap
started with the general process at age 18, hgh came in at 21? not sure exactly we had sparse contact for a few years
goal was brutally yoloing mtf hrt cause back then our medical system was fucked in that regard (still is but even more so then) so essentially turning into an anime waifu with a dick
results were splendid to say the least. nowadays the whole thing is a bit fucky cause a vast array of other drugs and plastic surgery came into the picture but from a purely endocrinologic pov this was an experiment to witness in awe
>on elliptical
>just glancing around, lot of hot girls on winter break
>accidentally look in the direction of this 'high test' girl
>she smiles at me
>I wrinkle my nose a little subconsciously
>all of a sudden I see it
>an anorexic girl
>fat girl still looking at me hopefully
>i bend my head backwards and stare
>eye fully dilated
>biting my lip
>stare at those long anorexic legs for like 2 minutes straight, and as she gets on a treadmill
>fat girl looks like she is about to cry
>think she might've popped a tear or two
feels good desu lol, I motivated her to lose weight.
put on your trip alex so I can loathe you more effectively
>tfw you won't ever cuddle with her all comfy
>first user post
>called out in 2.3 seconds
dude ur gonna lose your mod privileges hot pockets
thanks I already take nac. I does really help
Nigger it’s not rocket science, mod privileges my ass.
i could tell instantly too can you fuck off and die please you are just making this thread which so many people enjoy worse.
you say you are leaving every day then come back because this is the only place where you get human interaction, since when people have a choice in the matter they make you fuck off
don’t even pretend you were not actively fishing for it you flaming faggot
if you were reasonable you'd be like 'hey he posted 3 posts in the past 2 days (this included) instead of 200 and be happy about it.
but nooooooooo. the cup always has to be half empty with you user.
>human interaction
no bully just be friendly to me when I shitpost 1x a day and be happy it's not as bad as it was
truce?
My dad is on a business trip, anorexic gf is... gone, I have (new) warts springing up, sitll can't find a dermatologist to accept masshealth, etc etc. Chill famalan.
also it's fucking christmass where is the holiday cheer?
THICC
Yeah I dig it way better than the ex
>been cutting @ 2000 cals consistently , even on my birthday
>christmas
>overall ate a bit of fruit, yogurt, casein shake, sweet potatos, veggie pasta and roast pork
>2000 cals for the whole day
>however I was grazing the whole day on 300grams of pannetone , pushing it to 3000
I! WAS A WORM BEFORE I WAS A MAN!
I ran a var and test cycle for 12 weeks. I'm using nolvadex 40mg ed for pct. I feel good, other then losing that cannon ball look on my delts I'm still doing great in my lifts. I'm using lgd to bridge into my next cycle. How long do I use nolvadex for?
4-6 weeks
...
>mfw people quote songs they dont even understand
Reee cant even enjoy what are potentially my last days on this fucking planet
My existence these days is wake up, eat, lift like two or three times a week, and then waste the rest of the day on some meaningless distraction, whether it be grinding wow while listening to hebrew israelites, some shitty indie RPG, reading random shit, whatever, to take my mind off of these fucking glands.
Sometimes they leave my mind momentarily and I feel good for 5 seconds, but then I think "why don't I always feel this good" and remember the fucking glands and how in all likelyhood I am going to be bleeding myself to death in a fucking bathtub in a couple of weeks
I have like 3 more weeks off college and christmas is tommorow so I should be enjoying myself but my existence is basically just desperately trying to pass the time as fast as possible and keep my brain function off so I think less and thus feel less garbage
Maybe I should run dnp more. That worked last time extremely well. It basically made me braindead and it felt like 3 weeks passed instantly.
Wait what if I start taking benadryl all day to be drowsy and tired as fuck? Will I just like only be half conscious so the time will go by fast? Cuz at this point I am living from one glands appointment to the next. Better than forcing myself to play garbage video games while pumped up on retarded amounts of caffeine
Stream suicide pls if you do go through with it. I have a morbid curiosity with that kind of stuff.
When's that appointment you have with the specialist in salivary glands? I'm actually rooting for you dude. Glad you somewhat swallowed your pride.
I was starting to wonder if you were kill.
Merry Christmas!
> Glad you somewhat swallowed your pride.
>i did exactly as i said i would the entire time, get my bloodwork looking normal and then go
i have been to like 6 appointments and they have all been garbage and no one knew shit. went to a rheumatologist at all of their recommendations and she ordered a bunch of shit. apparently she (rheumatologist) will be the one to figure this shit out. waiting on the bloods to come back and then she will talk to an ENT about the next step, which is a biopsy and maybe a sialograph (xray of glands)
Hey, the gym is shut down on me. Anyone have a good full body calisthenics program?
Alright fuck it I have a bottle of benadryl here, how much do i take for my first time (to trip on it not the medical dose)
Just jerk off and pin tren base. That's basically a workout.
I think you're supposed to take like 250mg you filthy degenerate.
Don't do this. It's such an awful high. Take like 100mg instead of the 200mg and go have sex. It's a pretty intense orgasm.
>go have sex.
hahahaa
oh my trip was off
As an aside, erowid lists side effects of DPH overdose (anything amount that provides a disassociative reaction) that include psychotic disturbances. It's s first generation antihistamine and they don't have anything to reduce overdose symptoms other than sedatives and help you wait it out.
Shit I forgot to take my Accutane but I'm so cozy in bed already. Oh well I'll wait until tomorrow.
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This is what I've been doing here in HI
You first were only on about how you'd rather die than go to a doctor. You aren't the pinnacle of intelligence, but you took a step forward from where you were.
Noice. Sounds like you found someone competent.
retards take like many times my intended dose (250mg) for months on end apparently and are fine. im sure a little wont kill me, if it does o well oops
dude ur 19. Your glands will be gone sooner or later and then you will laugh about it afterwards
>such an awful high
>implying any dissociative high will ever be pleasant
brace for the spiders and ants, enjoy the ride as an experience albeit not a pleasant one. 150mg first then another 50-100 20mins to half an hour later. lock your door and remove pointy objects
no there is talk between these retards i am visiting + the dr who did my sonogram, of it being some shit called "sialadenosis" of unknown cause or whatever.
in other words untreatable with no identifiable cause...
ALRIGHT i took 250mg
what do i do quick before it kicks in? tie myself up or what?
So should I keep using my phone and shit or lie down?
Do you guys prefer a pure joint or with tabacco?
Tabacco makes me feel very sedated/couch locked. Feeling bueno
I take my medicines and my poisons separately.
This is fucking retarded it's not doing shit
Bunk garbage chinese benadryl raws
i dont believe this.
there is always the last resort to let it get cut out man, i believe in you.
you also took 250mg of what?
Benadryl but it's not doing shit
And yeah I can get them "cut out" and be unable to produce saliva. That sounds nice not being able to eat anything but shit out of a blender like an old fuck
Merry Christmas!
Smoking a joint? Mix it with pipe tobacco. Burns slower, more even, and doesn't waste as much ganja.
Blunt? It's up in the air, your preference. I lean towards mix for the same reason as above.
Bong/pipe? Straight weed but spliff hits are cool if you only have shake or keef. Can be useful for prolonging your weed in the event you don't have much more too.
Happy Festivus.
Blunts are the most insane waste of green if you aren't rolling in cash.
>1 hour after taking 250mg benadrl
>still nothing at all except feeling more tired and typing is a little fucked up but thats fucking it
>still can't fall asleep
... What a garbage ass drug wtf
Hence my tendency to roll it with pipe tobacco holmes.
>I'm using allergy medication as a sleeping med
>why can't I go to sleep lol
If you have insomnia smoke some weed and pass out like the rest of us, fag.
I was trying to trip on it and I goofled it and apparently 250mg is the starting dose
why do Aussies inject into their buns?
Even so I'd rather just smoke a cigar after a few snaps.
>nerd trying to trip off of 250mg dph
Nice meme, that's a starting dose even without a tolerance. Shouldve taken like 500-700mg depending on bodyweight if you wanted a real trip.
R8 my new pupper.
I'll tske more I guess
Holy shit I think this works tho for passing the time. Closed my eyes for what felt like 2 mins but it was over 27. Didn't fall asleep either
Starting to feel a little weird I guess?
Stomach has butterflies like when u are on a fast downward rollercoaster, and limbs feel like they have double gravity, even when relaxed.
No hallucinations at all
8/8 would rub belly
Don't take more. You can't dose DPH like that because the effects don't add up how they're supposed to unless you take it all at the same time. You're just gonna be delirious for hours if you redose.
DPH isn't really enjoyable for 99% of people btw.
Also if you've only taken 250mg so far, try to fap, fap dose is real and you get insane orgasms.
Hmm, that makes me a bit jealous to be honest. Thanks for telling me, user.
took another 250mg, total 500mg
just got out of bed to piss. i am pretty uncoordinated and shit, balance is iffy and im typing a little more slowly, and keep having to correct mistakes cuz my two hands aren't as coordinated. like i will type "slwoly" instead of "slowly" because the two hands are out of sync. honestly this feels a lot like alcohol with a few other effects like heavy limbs
are you sure?
"The plasma half-life is 8.5±3.2 hours; shorter and longer half-lives have been reported for children and elderly subjects, respectively"
gonna try to play some shitty netplay smash bros melee and see how truly fucked up i am. thank god i play puff so i dont fuck up tech skill
i googled it too and ppl are saying the half life is so long that u even feel like shit the next day (as in it's because of the drug still in your system, not an actual "hangover")
Yes, I'm sure. You might get creeping spiders in your peripherals from that redose, but you're mainly only going to have the negative side effects from dosing like that.
T. Former dph addict.
Like I said, try to jack off. It will be the best orgasmo of your life.
That's what I'm saying. You're gonna feel like shit.