Who else here is about to complete no gf 2016?

do you know that feel, user?

i feel like i'm trapped

I am have a girlfirend. She and I met me as I worked. Maybe this year is for me? 2016! :D

This year was my first with a girlfriend. It barely lasted for two months and it turned out she was a major thot, but still

>tfw 1.75/3/4/5
>no gf

2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and in 5 days 2015

I haven't had a gf in 8 years and I feel okay about it.

who here no sex 2016?

here

fully content with it even though there's a slight chance of going gf 2017

low chance of obtaining a gf on New Year's night.
Wish me luck and all the gains, bros...
I PROMISE THAT IT WON'T STOP ME FROM GOING TO THE GYM!

underageb&

>tfw the older I get the harder it is to find non sloot girls

I haven't had a gf in 5 years and I don't feel okay about it.

I've made it 25 years without a gf... At this point, another year makes no difference. I've accepted my fate as forever alone.

just 5 more years bro

>date a girl
>she gets back together with her ex-bf
>tells me she wants me
>makes it look like she's serious about it
how, what and why

>tfw handholdless kissless virgin at 19
Merry christmas one and all...

I'm not a virgin though. I use escorts whenever I can afford it.

We ended it a year and a half ago, she's just a distant memory now. I banged some chicks these year so I'm okay with myself. Gfs for the sake of gfs is a scam.

>handholdless
wew lad I wish you the best

haha losers not long now til i crack 29 years straight of nogf, try harder

i don't know
girls are weird

>break up with a girl
>get really drunk with her a few months later, she tells me she loves me
>next morning ask her if she wants to start the relationship again
>"no i think we didn't have a good time together"

i think she's a really neat person but fuck, women in general just ocnfuse the shit out of me

you and me both man
i don't know whether i should really go after her or if she's just stringing me along even though she told me she doesn't want to
just want a clear statement

Spills the beans faggot i want your life.

lmao break up then

well, my best advice would be sit down and have a deep think to figure out if you're still attached and that's clouding your opinion of it. this sounds stupid but masturbating beforehand to remove all the sexual attraction factors is a good idea.

I was very very still attached and was until my friends staged sat me down and plainly told me i was borderline delusional. sad times.

from my (limited) point of view on your story I don't think you should go after her again, looks like she's searching for attention and even if she wasn't it could be a mood swing/temporary feeling, but you obviously would know her better than me.

>just want a clear statement
i want to be the king of fucking england t bh

that's the thing i'm not that attached to her anymore to start sperging out
but
at the very least i want to know how trustful her words are so i guess i'll just ask her to come clean to me
otherwise i might just get breadcrumbs instead of a whole loaf

Also 1,5 years
Seems like it was yesterday
Keep getting dreams and thoughts, miss her although she was so lost and evil it scares me
Don't know what to do