Left or Right

This is the body that you'll have for the rest of you life, no matter how much you eat, diet, exercise or not exercise, it won't change.
Which do you pick?

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Right of course

body doesn't include tats right?
right.

Both are disgusting, but I choose right.

I would take left no questions

Being rich Piana basically qualifies as a disability

Left prob has a bigger dick. I choose alium dick mode.

Fuck I remember when that fucking music video got posted 10 times a day. I can't remember what it's called though.

Pls post some kind user

Tats included.

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fug I'll try to get them removed afterward then

fucking kek

LANKLETS BTFO

I would pick this body and become a super villain of some sort.

hmm tricky
rich is one ugly motherfucker but the left guy has some type of spic inbreeding and is extraordinarily actually uglier than rich
assuming there's no immediate threat of dying of heart failure I'll pick Rich

This.

basically this year's election.
>Neither

Piano scoops since I don't want to die of heart failure from marfan's

scoopy

The happy go lucky lanklet who doesn't give a single fuck or a depressed, insecure roid monster?
Such a hard choice.

left. Of course most girls like a lean-and-muscular otter mode that's in between the two, but you'll get more girls on the left than the right. And the girls you get on the right are probably just after a green card anyway

I would rather be an spess mehreen tier beef cake than a fucking twink faggot.
Bring on the Pianoman geneseed.

Imagine a whole chapter of spess muhreens based off Rich.

Brothers of the Double Scoop

If you choose left you're a faggot and any pianoman would break you in half with one hand.

>grils liek twinks
>muh society, fights are barbaric
You're alredy dead.

>teleports behind you
>pulls out glock
heh, I guess it is personal kid

N-NANI

>having to resort to backstabbing to win
You're not only a faggot, you're also a coward.

>implying you have what it takes to shoot a man

Should we roll in the Space Marine Chapter tables and make a custom chapter?

Definitely left. Right is pure autism gone awry.

ESTE ES EL ESTILO DE PETER LA ANGUILA

Peter 'The eel'

LOL

A hearty kek on keksmas, thanks user

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If body doesn't include face, I'll take Right.
If it does, I'll take Right.

>pick right
>stick needle in my arm
>oil pours out
>look like a natty jacked guy
>have lifetime supply of 5W40 for my car

Dem deadliftin leverages for the left dude tho goddamn

But whose dick hangs lower than their balls?