How do girls treat you once you're Veeky Forums?

How do girls treat you once you're Veeky Forums?

Do girls actually come up to you and ask for your #?

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that bitch is ugly.

I don't trust women that are that forward.

I mean I'd choke her

Like this :)

>sharpie eyebrows
>nose rings
>overdone lips
>chokers
>super tight yoga pants
>hoop earrings
>tattoos
>pornified sexual interests and lingo

why does every millennial girl dress and act like a mexican prostitute?

how did this become acceptable in the span of about a year? no one else talks about it either beyond vague references to "thots", a parallel phenomenon that isn't the same thing. i want "basic" girls back.

>with twinks on the side

Well said user.

thot =/= thought

thot = a reprobate female prostitute

slang is revealing to the thinking man what direction society goes. be vigilant.

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So, are you a Instagram superstar or what?

All you need is one good ab shot

Yes. But 70% of the time I fuck it up later because autism.

Blame rap music and slut culture. It's like now, unless you meet her in a farm town if she's pretty with a decent body she's a slut 9/10 times. Just avoid the simple things
>died hair
>chokers
>Kylie Jenner fashion
>liking rap music
>Instagram whore

This will significantly reduce the dating pool but only if you dont want to meet girls you just want to fuck and risk getting an STD
>around THOTs wash your cocks

>How do girls treat you once you're Veeky Forums?

They treated me better when I was a skinny dyel
Now girls assume I'm an asshole and never approach

Ill make it even simpler. Don't date her if she smokes weed. I smoke and don't date girls who do.

What kind of nerds get mad at clothes and make up?

>slang is revealing to the thinking man what direction society goes.

Any source on that? Or are you just trying to delude yourself into thinking you're smart because you memorized different words, even though all of the English language is just a bastardization of french and german and other northern European languages.

Languages change. deal with it.

d-did you message them first?

>bait

You'll always be a miserable fuck, why not end yourself right now?

Sometimes. But it's rare.

took it from this guy's twitter

I'm actually serious

kek

Anyone have any experience with choke play? Asking of a friend?

This is true, stoner chicks have a 3 step recipe
>get her pho
>get her high
>get her phucked

Choke fetish is pathetic and was only funny in the early 2000s.

Do it

You're a nerd, based on outward appearance you can tell alot about a person
>fat
>bad skin
>greasy hair
Virgin
>only wears yoga pants
>kylie jenner outfits (died hair, choker, lipliner)
>slutty instagram
Slut

Literally all negatives/10.

My tinder would be a madhouse if I swiped right for every monster and bot on there.

£2k to jerk off in front of a stranger?
How do I into this business?

he really wants it.
you might even get 3k or more out of him.
might be able to turn it into a monthly thing
easy $

been together with a chick who was really in to it for 7 years. Do it the right way. dont just compress the windpipe! its not mainly about getting rid of the air, its about not giving the brain any blood! you have to press her carotid artery's mainly, this will shortly cut the brain out and give's the same effect with out any risk. they will blackout, if done properly, after 10-30 secs.Then it takes a couple of second, up to ~15, till they wake up again. Some will freak the fuck out after waking up, just contuine to fuck them, they will get it. Most improtant is to talk to each other afterwards how to improve the experience. Just remember to not really choke her, just temporary cut her brain of the blood.

>mark a date to smoke some weed with bitch from tinder last week
>bitch says she's alone at home
>arrive at her home, an orbiter is there
>we smoke weed (not my weed, btw)
>we make out in front of orbiter
>orbiter get pissed and go home
>we fuck
>never talked to her again

aren't there any risks involved in this?
imagine the situation you get yourself in if she doesn't wake up.

They are literally hellspawn user

Involuntary manslaughter if they can't prove she didn't want it beyond reasonable doubt

been there, done that. just kidding, they do wake up. thats just it, dont panic if it takes 30 secs. if it takes longer then a minute you should call the medics and try to get her back. but relax, this wont happen, the key to any fucked up sexuel shit is practice. you will hear and feel if she is still able to breath a bit, then you are doing it right. her oxygen saturation wont go down so the brain just shuts down in advance. the second the blood is able to get to the brain( you taking your hands away) it boots again. simple as that.

most chicks get off about breath reduction. just until they've been unconscious, then this is the best. it needs training, on both ends. just remember that they will freak out when wake up the first couple of times. some even cry, really funny. if you wanna know more just feel free to ask

This guy knows what's up. You give what you get.

What about me senpai? Curious how I would appear to others. Male if it helps. Pls respond.
>All my clothing is slimfit
>Jeans, never wear shorts
>Usually in long sleeve t-shirts/v-necks or hoodies if I can help it
>Nails always cut, haircut once every week/two weeks, always clean shaven, eyebrows shaped
>Natural hair, never dyed
No piercings, but
>Thinking of getting two small gold hooped earrings approximately 5/8" each

>just remember that they will freak out when wake up the first couple of times. some even cry, really funny.

I don't see what's so funny about this. You are taking a risk and what do you get back for it? Nothing. It's only for her "pleasure".

Beta fags

When will they learn?

Surround yourself with better women. Slutty festival qts will not avoid a fit guy

bullshit. i would never choke a bitch for her pleasure, i am a sadist so i enjoy hurting women in bed. and again, there is no fucking risk if you talk about it beforehand, practice it and talk about it afterwards. know the medical shit when it gets this filthy in bed and everything will be fine.

No, but confidence do wonders.
Also waiting for beach season, after 3 years finally got some money and friends for vacation so will report how my 3 years of work went

You like cock.

you remove the blood stream to her brain
there must be a risk to that senpai

Damn, spot on

Well, yes, but is there anything else that might say about my personality or what I am like as a person?
Also, would you please share your thoughts on the idea of getting such an earring in each ear?

youre asking strangers on the internet how you appear
that tells us you are extremely insecure

Annoying, insecure, oversensitive, probably have a whiny high-pitched voice. Someone I wouldn't want to spend time with.

Probably someone alright, but I have no common ground with so don't talk to you. Also, a big no to the piercings, will not look good.

name?

i've done this a hell lot of time to multiple women in the last decade, it doenst do shit. but thats just personel experience?! get to know your medical shit! the brain shuts down in advance cause there is no fresh blood. the oxygen in the brain blood last for about ~2 minutes before anything happens. after those two minutes you have at least 5 minutes before any minor damage happens. so you would need to choke her for at least 7 minutes if not longer to do damage, there is this thing called micro circulation that does its thing too. the only thing are itty bitty tiny bruise like spots that ocour around the face but they go away after 4-12 hours.

Holy shit. Is that Liz girl related to Bruce Campbell?

>get laid a lot more
>I can just go up to a girl at a party and assume she's attracted to me
>I have literally had a girl whisper into my ear 10 minutes after meeting her at a party"I want you to fuck me"

Joe Delaney

Formerly a member of the "Del Bros"

>look good
>go to parties
>introduce myself
>girls look at me with a sense of disgust
>try to make small talk, ask them about themselves
>they're clearly disgusted with me as a person, no idea why
>after two years of this in college decide fuck it, no point in trying anymore
>haven't even hit on a girl in 3 years now
Whatever, that's life.

How was that nude pic taken?

Don't fucking talk like that to my waifu, have some fucking respect

And the race dies

mind posting a body pic?

The risk is minimal if they are reasonably healthy and if you don't keep the blood flow cut off. Unless they have like bad blood pressure or heart problems that may fuck up the return of blood to the brain, or if they had prior brain damage of some kind, all should he cool

Thanks user, will drop them then. And I'm pretty chill, if a bit basic, pretty much a background character.
Strangers on the internet are often brutally honest because of there being no attachment to that person. They're wonderful sources of knowledge imo.
Mostly just insecure, with a drive to receive validation/praise and to please others in any way possible.
As for annoying, that's up to the individual.
And my voice is actually quite soft, not high pitched or whiny/nasally, just soft.
Thank you for the response, user. I can definitely see some people thinking of me as annoying, as I have you.

although it's mainstream, it's most definitely not all millennials
I feel the same about it, but once you start meeting people more you realize how much amazing women are out there

As I have annoyed you*
Tired. My mistake.

Post the dani_ashmoore nude!!

>faded eyebrows

tfw every grill you meet likes being choked and slapped even if they've never tried it until you did it, and now it's part of regular sex, im waiting for one of these days I'm going to instinctually start choking and slapping a bitch and she'll freak out like I'm some sort of crazy person, but thanks to 5000 Grey's of shades I'm probably ok

I'd get small black gauges like 4g or higher so they'll close up if you ever want to get rid of them,
or some metal studs or something idk..

Just love how sluts read or watched 20000 Shades Under the Grey and get drawn to the abusive relationship she had and make it their idealistic fantasy to strive for.
Bitch was beaten and neglected regularly, readers/movie goers claim it's all under the pretense of love, and wish what had happened to her be done to them.
Sluts are too stupid and degenerate to breed with.

>this
remember sports like Bjj has you choking ppl left and right and sometimes ppl fall asleep and they're fine

I would user, but I have warm undertones to my skin so anything silver or black on my skin would not look as good.
Gold studs sound like a good idea though. I'll have to consult more people to make sure if I do decide to get earrings, that they're the right choice.

I'm olive skinned and wear black tees all the time and have a black 4g gauge that I've had since my early teens which was over a decade ago
if you have tan skin black or silver are a good contrast to your skin

the bottom one looks nice

>advising blood chokes during sex to an amateur

Shiggy

Sadly I don't.
I have pale skin with warm undertones, which sounds silly but it's true.
However black shirts do looks fantastic on me, so maybe you're right about the small gauges looking good, too.
Brown hair is a plus as well. If I had black hair I'd look like an emo or goth who never grew out of that phase.
Thanks a lot user. Really appreciate the advice.

This guys physique isn't that great and he thinks he's hot shit so I would goad him into a fight.

>hooped earrings
you like blacocks
aka slut

This for sure. If you seek garbage out or pay attention to nothing but that you're gonna find it.

I know multiple 18-20 year olds that are straight up mamas girls that are still good girls and don't follow that bullshit at all. You just gotta step outside of the Thot box

thats men

Go outside and talk to actual girls instead of thinking instawhores and tinder sluts are all women. Dumbass.

Do you have body dismorphia or someshit?

This nigga has the perfect body for women

>This guys physique isn't that great

If this faggot posted in a CBT, he'd be getting (you)s for miles.

>the enlightened "everything has always been the same, don't criticize anything" college student

>DID U KNO THERE WAS DEGENERACY IN THE 1800S. THEY DRESSED IN ANIMAL COSTUMES AND THERE ARE EVEN REPORTS OF BESTIALITY. ITS JUST LIKE DEEPWEB FORUMS WITH MEN RAPING PUPPIES TO DEATH. SAME THING LOL

being a slut is bad for a woman. deal with it.

>being this insecure
why are lifters so feminine and petty? lifting draws former nerds who think 'lol i can lift these things according to formula X and soon i'll be just like chad!'

i hope you get cucked by natural chads, forever nerd boy

girls rarely ever approach unless you're a chad. my roommate in college would get girls hitting up his social media all the time and every time he went out girls would approach him.

i've only been approached 10 or so times and i don't consider myself nearly as good looking as him.

There is. There is in fact no safe way to engage in breath play. May be able to avoid short term side effects but there's still long term shit.

Kinksters get pissy when you point this out though so whatever.

the bottom one looks like sarah jessica parker

It's worth noting that there's a huge difference between choking someone in a sexually dominant way and choking someone with the intent of making them pass out.

Personally a big fan of the whole "pin you down by your throat while I fuck you" thing, but I wouldn't want to do breathplay stuff.

This is literally what women want

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I'm sorry Richard, please

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You are a fucking idiot. Please stop trying to give people advice.

ya but I also have girls that come up to me and start talking shit to me, like above negging just straight up rude and complete cunts for no reason. Being like total downers. So its a double edged sword.

Stop fucking doing breath play if you don't have a single understanding of the dangers.

jaywiseman.com/SEX_BDSM_Breath_Closing_Argument.php

Also, take that reading's opinion with a grain of salt. But be warned, breath play isn't just no-danger shit, it can very well take someone's life if you do it wrong and your whole life will be fucked over by the law.

>girl

Girls dont ask for numbers, ever, but they will start talking to you randomly and get flirty. More often they just smile at me and stare. In grocery stores they like to follow me around, but not obviously.

The irony im skinnyfat, but have 10/10 viking frame so i look ripped unless im super fat. Only with a shirt on though haha. As an aside my qt lil sis is staying at my place, and she of course is wearing tight clothes and showing off. Awkward boner.exe even family members mire.

No, they don't. In fact, I would say that I am, on average, expected to make the approach more. I am no longer perceived as the small, cute shy guy. Now I am the dominant, confident guy.